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Originally posted by 82Daion


Drank some Keystone Light. Determined it to be of low quality. Poured it off the back porch.


Watched two people from my dorm kick the frat peoples' a** at beer pong.


Learned quickly that said frat people did not take well to this.


Left expediently.


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There's such a thing as high quality Keystone Light? freak.gif



Frats always need more ass kickings. Preferably by the university, off the campus. thumb.gif




OK, I admit, we might get around to gigging at some. confused.gif

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Originally posted by Zamfir



Friend of mine swings his almost two year old all the way around.


He's gotten some pretty serious guns from workouts with "the boy." wink.gif

 

I just went for the full 180 this morning. She was happy as can be with it. I'll wait to do the more serious stuff until she's older, though wink.gif
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Originally posted by Zamfir



There's such a thing as high quality Keystone Light? freak.gif



Frats always need more ass kickings. Preferably by the university, off the campus. thumb.gif




OK, I admit, we might get around to gigging at some. confused.gif

 

My expectations for the Keystone were low, but it was something other than Natural Light, which flows (and tastes) like water around here.


Still...yuck. biggrin.gif

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Originally posted by psychepsilo



Well... what I think I was looking for was something a little more surprising.


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How is this. I will use reverse insulting.



Don't go {censored} yourself and you're not an assshole


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That isn't good enoughfrown.giffrown.gif



Don't mind me I am the most Bi-polar retarded person I know. freak.gifwave.gif

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Originally posted by jonathan_matos5




Step 1: Pop a handful of seeds in your mouth

Step 2: Store seeds in one side of your cheek

Step 3: Now, transfer one seed to the other side

Step 4: Crack the shell with your teeth

Step 5: Remove the seed with your tongue

Step 6: Spit the shell, eat the seed and repeat!

 


This sounds like something my hamster used to do. Are you sure you're not a hamster or from the rat family.freak.giffreak.gif

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Originally posted by Crescent Seven

Anybody wanna hit the crackpipe then suck my {censored}ing dick?biggrin.gif


Everyone's invited, you can all suck my {censored}ing dick.biggrin.gif


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I hope you die in a fire.

{censored} you you confused, stoner, bigot, fascist, armchair genocide wannabe, never-fought-in-the-army, unfunny, sad... guy.


Did I leave anything out?

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