Members Porkchop Xpress Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 I would genuinely love to hear some of your mean blues.Do you realize this thread could lead to you becoming an Internet meme?Do you know what a meme is?You remember the chubby Canadian kid who filmed himself acting like Darth Maul with a broom handle? And remember how he got famous all over the Internet, and people wanted to know his name and interview him, and they made parodies of his video and everything?That's a meme. {censored}, I thought you misspelled mime. I would LOVE it if he turned into an internet mime. He could do that until he becomes a rock star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Porkchop Xpress Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by bucket_brigadier That's what Arnold said. Dudley has sausage hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mst3k Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by jrak I could play that beat more bluesy but it was actually inspired by this Swedish Psych sound from the 60's ( see a band named Guidbrallan or Trad Gras Och Styenar who I'm sure your all big fans of) Oh yeah, them. Of course, why didn't you mention them in your influences? I haven't recorded any straight blues or conventional rock ( besides my track Countrytime Soul, in a way) at least I think it's more conventional) yet. But I can play some mean blues (gets out some popcorn) Now this, I gotsta hear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jaymeister Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 This is moving way too fast for me...kinda like a martial arts fight with ninjas and {censored}. I can't keep up with all the shots. There's awesome material here guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AcousticControl Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 someone needs to help me out here -- no speakers, can't listen.is it as bad as i'm imagining it to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Speeddemon Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by delorean someone needs to help me out here -- no speakers, can't listen. is it as bad as i'm imagining it to be? imagine your own guitar skills BEFORE you could play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star or Knocking on Heaven's Door, and that crappily recorded.Yes, it's THAT BAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ginnboonmiller Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by iwantpedals I'm gonna use this instead of the confused smiley from now on, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Porkchop Xpress Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by delorean someone needs to help me out here -- no speakers, can't listen. is it as bad as i'm imagining it to be? Listen to lightning bolts hitting diahrea. Now smack a snake in it's head with a wooden spoon while it is eating garbage. That is what I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metal-Militia Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by jrak in my existence, my opinions are facts Well what are you doing here then? Go talk to yourself. Telling us to get a life? I don't believe your "existence" is compatible with the real world. This has absolutely NOTHING to do with your songs or skills in whatsoever. You just need some serious help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by delorean someone needs to help me out here -- no speakers, can't listen. is it as bad as i'm imagining it to be? Drinking glass + pencil = drums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AcousticControl Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by Porkchop Xpress smack a snake in it's head with a wooden spoon while it is eating garbage. hilarious ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beatles-1964 Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 Drinking glass + pencil = drums. I lost it with this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Porkchop Xpress Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 Drinking glass + pencil = drums. Yeah, it kinda sounds like he's {censored}ing a tool box. Or washing windows with a chainsaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AF-100 Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 This thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mst3k Posted October 28, 2005 Members Share Posted October 28, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 Drinking glass + pencil = drums. Except for the fact that you would probably lay out some sweet groove with just that. Hey wait we should all build a jam of just pencils and drinking glasses. I don't have the software to compile something like this, but it might actually be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted October 29, 2005 Members Share Posted October 29, 2005 okay, this thread has gone far enough. We need to cut this guy loose, and let him deal privately with what has occurred. This is especially true, because my computer recording interface is all {censored}ed up, and I can't make an ill jam w/ rhythmic water gargling and percussive spitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Zooey Posted October 29, 2005 Members Share Posted October 29, 2005 Originally posted by delorean am i uninvited for next week? Heck no. Bring a dead rat and a string to swing it with. We need to record some percussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Porkchop Xpress Posted October 29, 2005 Members Share Posted October 29, 2005 Hey yeah, where'd he go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Porkchop Xpress Posted October 29, 2005 Members Share Posted October 29, 2005 Originally posted by Metal-Militia drummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AcousticControl Posted October 29, 2005 Members Share Posted October 29, 2005 Originally posted by Zooey Heck no. Bring a dead rat and a string to swing it with. We need to record some percussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pontiusplaymate Posted October 29, 2005 Members Share Posted October 29, 2005 okay, I actually took a few minutes to listen to some of jrak's tunes. They were bad...but they have potential. I'm sure this guy could do something interesting sometime in his life. I know, I know, that's not what this whole thing is about. Jrak was begging for lumps and he got them. Can't we just forget this ever happened? I'm sure he learned his lesson...though he can't admit it yet. C'mon guys. I mean, C'mon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oEatTheDeado Posted October 29, 2005 Members Share Posted October 29, 2005 Man, Jrak, I don't know why all these guys are giving you such grief. I think your stuff is pretty awesome and it totally blows Robopimp's crap right out of the water. Ignore these sucks and keep playing. You've got more talent than all of them combined. And all of the negative criticism they're dishing out at you, well can you blame them? Your talent puts them to shame and they're rendered irate by that fact. You just keep following your dreams, buddy. Keep churning out those sweet sweet tunes and I'll keep listening to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gethsemane Posted October 29, 2005 Members Share Posted October 29, 2005 Originally posted by oEatTheDeado Man, Jrak, I don't know why all these guys are giving you such grief. I think your stuff is pretty awesome and it totally blows Robopimp's crap right out of the water. Ignore these sucks and keep playing. You've got more talent than all of them combined. And all of the negative criticism they're dishing out at you, well can you blame them? Your talent puts them to shame and they're rendered irate by that fact. You just keep following your dreams, buddy. Keep churning out those sweet sweet tunes and I'll keep listening to them. greatest. troll. ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Porkchop Xpress Posted October 29, 2005 Members Share Posted October 29, 2005 Originally posted by oEatTheDeado Man, Jrak, I don't know why all these guys are giving you such grief. I think your stuff is pretty awesome and it totally blows Robopimp's crap right out of the water. Ignore these sucks and keep playing. You've got more talent than all of them combined. And all of the negative criticism they're dishing out at you, well can you blame them? Your talent puts them to shame and they're rendered irate by that fact. You just keep following your dreams, buddy. Keep churning out those sweet sweet tunes and I'll keep listening to them. To me his talent sounds like an ice cream truck running over an igloo filled with burnt donkey hair. But, if you like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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