No Poop Thread, But An Unsolved Pee Related Mystery In Here....

[wilsoneffectsll]

Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

[RUExp?]

Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

 

 

Who are these people?

[RoboPimp]

ah to be young and dumb and mystified by piss

[Kung Fu Panda]

yeh, I would like to defend the woman by proposing the the bitch dog was offended by the bitch woman beinbg in the bed and wanted to let owner know of the transgression.

[Bricks & Bones]

Fact. Over roughly a ten year period your mattress will double in weight from sweat, oil, and bed bugs.

[RoboPimp]

Fact. Over roughly a ten year period your mattress will double in weight from sweat, oil, and bed bugs.

 

 

mostly dead skin cells actually

[who235]

They both did it.

 

She peed because she was loaded, and then the dog peed to re-mark his territory.

 

Case closed.

[Bricks & Bones]

And dog pee

[bowlingshirt]

Your friend just needed to stick her nose in it, spank her and throw her out the door.

[conky]

I did it.

[Let It Burn...]

She did it. Be glad it isn't {censored}

[space cred]

Now he's like pulling a larry david on her texting her about random pee related {censored} to see if she confesses.

brilliant

[claytonjohn18]

The most important detail is the volume of piss.


Human sized puddle = girl.

Dog sized puddle = dog.




Easy.

[Josh33]

The most important detail is the volume of piss. Human sized puddle = girl. Dog sized puddle = dog. Easy.

 

 

nah you cant judge by that... i have seen a lot of piss. A LOT. and there are so many different factors. but since it is a puppy and she was obviously drunk you can probably tell my the puddle size. so yeah..

 

big puddle = chick.

small = dog.

[ben_allison]

 

UrinateForever might be of some assistance.

 

 

Ahaha. Only if the does wears white boxerbriefs and is into ghey water sports.

[Hiwatt Bob]

at least she didn't drop science in his bed.

[vinnies]

I'd say move on. She sounds like a sloppy drunk and she isn't even smart enough to bring or at least keep track of her own house keys.

 

 

this can also be a good thing, if you're single and just looking to get you some poon

[brandonhackler]

I had a wolf hybrid who slept in the bed. I woke up COVERED in piss one night. First, was like "Holy {censored} i pissed myself!" but realized only my legs were wet. Next, i thought "Holy {censored} my girlfriend pissed the bed." Felt her, no pee... then I saw my dog cowering in a corner with that "Uh, so i might have done something bad..." look. Pee mysteries are everywhere.

[companyman]

at least she didn't drop science in his bed.

spud'd

[carrier street]

She peed, and if she's that ha-wasted she was probably still hamskied when he heard her leave. It's entirely possible that she doesn't even remember leaving in the morning, hence her still calling him like nothings wrong. Bitch peed, and I don't mean the dog.

[hot_karl]

at least she didn't drop science in his bed.

 

 

true, but who knows for sure, she may have and it could have just stayed in her pants.

[eti]

Can't he recognize his dog's pee scent by now?

[Gunner Recall]

Goes along with the territory of going after drunk chicks...

He's a real mystery. I sneezed while I was peeing one day, and farted. It was like the fart was an involuntary reaction. It happened again a few seconds later.

I've repeated this experiment a number of times, and it's always the same.
I can't sneeze while peeing and NOT fart.

[cryptosonic]

kegels fix that

[SirBlend12]

Goes along with the territory of going after drunk chicks... He's a real mystery. I sneezed while I was peeing one day, and farted. It was like the fart was an involuntary reaction. It happened again a few seconds later. I've repeated this experiment a number of times, and it's always the same. I can't sneeze while peeing and NOT fart.

 

 

This is fantastic lol