Members wilsoneffectsll Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RUExp? Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Who are these people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 ah to be young and dumb and mystified by piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kung Fu Panda Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 yeh, I would like to defend the woman by proposing the the bitch dog was offended by the bitch woman beinbg in the bed and wanted to let owner know of the transgression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bricks & Bones Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Fact. Over roughly a ten year period your mattress will double in weight from sweat, oil, and bed bugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Fact. Over roughly a ten year period your mattress will double in weight from sweat, oil, and bed bugs. mostly dead skin cells actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members who235 Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 They both did it. She peed because she was loaded, and then the dog peed to re-mark his territory. Case closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bricks & Bones Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 And dog pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bowlingshirt Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Your friend just needed to stick her nose in it, spank her and throw her out the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 I did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Let It Burn... Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 She did it. Be glad it isn't {censored} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members space cred Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Now he's like pulling a larry david on her texting her about random pee related {censored} to see if she confesses. brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members claytonjohn18 Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 The most important detail is the volume of piss. Human sized puddle = girl. Dog sized puddle = dog. Easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Josh33 Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 The most important detail is the volume of piss.Human sized puddle = girl.Dog sized puddle = dog.Easy. nah you cant judge by that... i have seen a lot of piss. A LOT. and there are so many different factors. but since it is a puppy and she was obviously drunk you can probably tell my the puddle size. so yeah.. big puddle = chick.small = dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ben_allison Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 UrinateForever might be of some assistance. Ahaha. Only if the does wears white boxerbriefs and is into ghey water sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 at least she didn't drop science in his bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vinnies Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 I'd say move on. She sounds like a sloppy drunk and she isn't even smart enough to bring or at least keep track of her own house keys. this can also be a good thing, if you're single and just looking to get you some poon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brandonhackler Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 I had a wolf hybrid who slept in the bed. I woke up COVERED in piss one night. First, was like "Holy {censored} i pissed myself!" but realized only my legs were wet. Next, i thought "Holy {censored} my girlfriend pissed the bed." Felt her, no pee... then I saw my dog cowering in a corner with that "Uh, so i might have done something bad..." look. Pee mysteries are everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 at least she didn't drop science in his bed.spud'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carrier street Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 She peed, and if she's that ha-wasted she was probably still hamskied when he heard her leave. It's entirely possible that she doesn't even remember leaving in the morning, hence her still calling him like nothings wrong. Bitch peed, and I don't mean the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hot_karl Posted March 15, 2010 Author Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 at least she didn't drop science in his bed. true, but who knows for sure, she may have and it could have just stayed in her pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eti Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Can't he recognize his dog's pee scent by now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gunner Recall Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Goes along with the territory of going after drunk chicks... He's a real mystery. I sneezed while I was peeing one day, and farted. It was like the fart was an involuntary reaction. It happened again a few seconds later. I've repeated this experiment a number of times, and it's always the same. I can't sneeze while peeing and NOT fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cryptosonic Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 kegels fix that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SirBlend12 Posted March 15, 2010 Members Share Posted March 15, 2010 Goes along with the territory of going after drunk chicks...He's a real mystery. I sneezed while I was peeing one day, and farted. It was like the fart was an involuntary reaction. It happened again a few seconds later.I've repeated this experiment a number of times, and it's always the same. I can't sneeze while peeing and NOT fart. This is fantastic lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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