Looks like someone's been messing with Dumble's Wiki

[claytonjohn18]

You guys are why I love this place so damn much.

Uhh...


You cummed in your pants.




:poke:

[Mr. Sarum]

Shower time!

[thenoob]

oh the jews

[carrier street]

oh the jews

 

 

That part brings the lulz.

[carrier street]

 

The wood used for the cabinets is generally voidless plywood created out of the cross of Jesus Christ's crucifixion. He has been known, however, to cheap out a little and use wood from the Ark.

 

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[jrkirkish]

well, a wiki admin got to it.

[L_Z_nut]

NOOOOOOO.....

 

did they remove the crystal lettuce?

[sommy]

Part of the characteristic sound of Dumble amplifiers comes from Dumble's choice of parts:

* all-tube signal path
* JFET preamp stage
* the type of capacitors used in the tonestack and in the overdrive stages
* the type of plate resistors
* the output transformer
* the lead dress, and the use of shielded wire.
* the width and breadth of the crystal lattice
* the tiny magnets used to collect and reconstitute all of the fragile harmonics.

[Webinfront_]

Serious win.

[airoz]

"Musicians who have used Dumble amplifiers include: Carlos Santana, John Mayer, Robben Ford, Larry Carlton, Eric Johnson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Ben Harper, Lowell George, Steve Lukather, Soulja Boy Gucci Mane Sonny Landreth, Jackson Browne, David Lindley,Dean Parks,John Parks Smith Davis, Rodney Howard Mcdonald Jones, Johnson Willington Howardson, Howard Dean Meyer Dickenson, James Quall and every middle aged white lawyer who plays the blues ." bravo gentlemen, bravo

:lol::lol:

[ambient]

Part of the characteristic sound of Dumble amplifiers comes from Dumble's choice of parts: * all-tube signal path * JFET preamp stage * the type of capacitors used in the tonestack and in the overdrive stages * the type of plate resistors * the output transformer * the lead dress, and the use of shielded wire. * the width and breadth of the crystal lattice * the tiny magnets used to collect and reconstitute all of the fragile harmonics.

 

 

I was wondering about that

[JRBain]

[Jisatsu]

whats a dumble?

 

 

I {censored}ing love your big trouble in little china avatar.

[Loobs]

Lol.

[echodeluxe]

oh my god hahaha. great thread. bravo.

[dangerous dan]

I've just been browsing through the old edits on Dumble amps, and somehow managed to reistate the "every middle aged white lawyer who plays the blues"

Guess that's the Wiki police busting my ass soon

[Loobs]

It's all gone, or so it seems.

[schandmann]

Much speculation has arisen over what exactly gives Dumble amps their character. One theory is that Alexander uses his gravitational pull to the crystal lattice to widths and breadths beyond that of any other crystal lattice. Others speculate that Dumble may in fact have connections to the Jews, who hold many secrets about the science of toancraft. The Jews could not be reached for comment.

[NetStar]

I can still see it all.

 

Wow.

[butterknucket]

The circuitry varies somewhat between individual amplifiers, because each one was built and voiced for a specific player. Amplifiers built around the same time tend to share some of the same circuitry and component values. However, several amplifiers were later sent back to Dumble to have their circuitry updated.

Part of the characteristic sound of Dumble amplifiers comes from Dumble's choice of parts:

* all-tube signal path
* JFET preamp stage
* the type of capacitors used in the tonestack and in the overdrive stages
* The Blood of the Ancients
* the type of plate resistors
* the output transformer (Optimus Prime)
* Dragon Tears
* the lead dress (usually Elizabethan in style, though known to occasionally delve into the more modern Victorian styles), and the use of shielded wire (made of phoenix feathers with a +4 stam bonus)
* the width and breadth of the crystal lettuce
* the tiny magnets used to collect and reconstitute all of the fragile harmonics.
* Dilythium Crystal Lettuce

Dumble amplifiers are built on pirate boards. The chassis are made of aluminum and unicorn horn. The wood used for the cabinets is generally voidless plywood created out of the cross of Jesus Christ's crucifixion. He has been known, however, to cheap out a little and use wood from the Ark.

However, many elements of Dumble amps are still unknown has Alexander Dumble guards his secret very carefully. Much speculation has arisen over what exactly gives Dumble amps their character. One theory is that Alexander uses his gravitational pull to the crystal lattice to widths and breadths beyond that of any other crystal lattice. Others speculate that Dumble may in fact have connections to the Jews, who hold many secrets about the science of toancraft. The Jews could not be reached for comment.

All Dumble amplifiers operate using vacuum tubes. Overdrive Specials use 12AX7 tubes in the preamp, 6L6 tubes in the power amp in older models, and (EL34) tubes used in the power amplifier section in some newer models. A separate Dumblelator; buffered effects loop (a cathode-follower output with a triode gain stage for recovery), is recommended for using effects processors with a Dumble amplifier.

[janimarj]

Musicians who have used Dumble amplifiers include: Carlos Santana, John Mayer, Robben Ford, Larry Carlton, Eric Johnson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Ben Harper, Lowell George, Steve Lukather, Soulja Boy , Gucci Mane, Brokencyde, Attack Attack! , Sonny Landreth, Jackson Browne, David Lindley,Dean Parks,John Parks Smith Davis, Rodney Howard Mcdonald Jones, Johnson Willington Howardson, Howard Dean Meyer Dickenson, George Washington , Nathaniel Greene, James Quall and every white middle aged lawyer who plays the blues.

[davenoid]

The first tube is followed by a passive tonestack with adjustments for treble, middle, and bass. Typical switching options available in the different models include: * Bright (bypasses the volume potentiometer with a capacitor to boost the high frequencies) * Deep (changes the voicing of the tonestack for a warmer tone) * Mid (increases the value of the treble capacitor to boost the midrange frequencies) * Boost (disconnects the treble potentiometer from the bass potentiometer for a preamplifier level boost) * Rock/Jazz (switches between a Fender-esque voicing and a more "hi-fi-type" of voicing). * Holy Sh*t (Switches between several dimensional planes at once, giving a tone that is described as slightly more "creamy")

That's my favorite part.

[Loobs]

Lol, Souljaboy.

[Loobs]

I see it now. lmao.

 

hahahahahah, 'gucci mane.'

[Loobs]

Dumbledore

The highest of the high end of Dumble products. A mapflifier to allow everyone to weave fine toans of music with airy reprise. A Dumbledore map will achieve the highest level of saturation with the Phoenix mode on while turning off the Harry potts to reduce resistance from internal circuitry. The Dumbledore was supplanted by the Snape model in 2005.

 

 

Sheer genius.