Members claytonjohn18 Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 You guys are why I love this place so damn much. Uhh...You cummed in your pants.:poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Sarum Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 Shower time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenoob Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 oh the jews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carrier street Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 oh the jews That part brings the lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carrier street Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 The wood used for the cabinets is generally voidless plywood created out of the cross of Jesus Christ's crucifixion. He has been known, however, to cheap out a little and use wood from the Ark. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrkirkish Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 well, a wiki admin got to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members L_Z_nut Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 NOOOOOOO..... did they remove the crystal lettuce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sommy Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 Part of the characteristic sound of Dumble amplifiers comes from Dumble's choice of parts:* all-tube signal path * JFET preamp stage * the type of capacitors used in the tonestack and in the overdrive stages * the type of plate resistors * the output transformer * the lead dress, and the use of shielded wire. * the width and breadth of the crystal lattice * the tiny magnets used to collect and reconstitute all of the fragile harmonics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Webinfront_ Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 Serious win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members airoz Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 "Musicians who have used Dumble amplifiers include: Carlos Santana, John Mayer, Robben Ford, Larry Carlton, Eric Johnson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Ben Harper, Lowell George, Steve Lukather, Soulja BoyGucci Mane Sonny Landreth, Jackson Browne, David Lindley,Dean Parks,John Parks Smith Davis, Rodney Howard Mcdonald Jones, Johnson Willington Howardson, Howard Dean Meyer Dickenson, James Quall and every middle aged white lawyer who plays the blues." bravo gentlemen, bravo :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ambient Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 Part of the characteristic sound of Dumble amplifiers comes from Dumble's choice of parts:* all-tube signal path * JFET preamp stage * the type of capacitors used in the tonestack and in the overdrive stages * the type of plate resistors * the output transformer * the lead dress, and the use of shielded wire. * the width and breadth of the crystal lattice * the tiny magnets used to collect and reconstitute all of the fragile harmonics. I was wondering about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Jisatsu Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 whats a dumble? I {censored}ing love your big trouble in little china avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobs Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members echodeluxe Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 oh my god hahaha. great thread. bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dangerous dan Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 I've just been browsing through the old edits on Dumble amps, and somehow managed to reistate the "every middle aged white lawyer who plays the blues" Guess that's the Wiki police busting my ass soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobs Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 It's all gone, or so it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members schandmann Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 Much speculation has arisen over what exactly gives Dumble amps their character. One theory is that Alexander uses his gravitational pull to the crystal lattice to widths and breadths beyond that of any other crystal lattice. Others speculate that Dumble may in fact have connections to the Jews, who hold many secrets about the science of toancraft. The Jews could not be reached for comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NetStar Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 I can still see it all. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members butterknucket Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 The circuitry varies somewhat between individual amplifiers, because each one was built and voiced for a specific player. Amplifiers built around the same time tend to share some of the same circuitry and component values. However, several amplifiers were later sent back to Dumble to have their circuitry updated. Part of the characteristic sound of Dumble amplifiers comes from Dumble's choice of parts: * all-tube signal path * JFET preamp stage * the type of capacitors used in the tonestack and in the overdrive stages * The Blood of the Ancients * the type of plate resistors * the output transformer (Optimus Prime) * Dragon Tears * the lead dress (usually Elizabethan in style, though known to occasionally delve into the more modern Victorian styles), and the use of shielded wire (made of phoenix feathers with a +4 stam bonus) * the width and breadth of the crystal lettuce * the tiny magnets used to collect and reconstitute all of the fragile harmonics. * Dilythium Crystal Lettuce Dumble amplifiers are built on pirate boards. The chassis are made of aluminum and unicorn horn. The wood used for the cabinets is generally voidless plywood created out of the cross of Jesus Christ's crucifixion. He has been known, however, to cheap out a little and use wood from the Ark. However, many elements of Dumble amps are still unknown has Alexander Dumble guards his secret very carefully. Much speculation has arisen over what exactly gives Dumble amps their character. One theory is that Alexander uses his gravitational pull to the crystal lattice to widths and breadths beyond that of any other crystal lattice. Others speculate that Dumble may in fact have connections to the Jews, who hold many secrets about the science of toancraft. The Jews could not be reached for comment. All Dumble amplifiers operate using vacuum tubes. Overdrive Specials use 12AX7 tubes in the preamp, 6L6 tubes in the power amp in older models, and (EL34) tubes used in the power amplifier section in some newer models. A separate Dumblelator; buffered effects loop (a cathode-follower output with a triode gain stage for recovery), is recommended for using effects processors with a Dumble amplifier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members janimarj Posted April 3, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 Musicians who have used Dumble amplifiers include: Carlos Santana, John Mayer, Robben Ford, Larry Carlton, Eric Johnson, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Ben Harper, Lowell George, Steve Lukather, Soulja Boy, Gucci Mane, Brokencyde, Attack Attack!, Sonny Landreth, Jackson Browne, David Lindley,Dean Parks,John Parks Smith Davis, Rodney Howard Mcdonald Jones, Johnson Willington Howardson, Howard Dean Meyer Dickenson, George Washington, Nathaniel Greene, James Quall and every white middle aged lawyer who plays the blues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members davenoid Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 The first tube is followed by a passive tonestack with adjustments for treble, middle, and bass. Typical switching options available in the different models include: * Bright (bypasses the volume potentiometer with a capacitor to boost the high frequencies) * Deep (changes the voicing of the tonestack for a warmer tone) * Mid (increases the value of the treble capacitor to boost the midrange frequencies) * Boost (disconnects the treble potentiometer from the bass potentiometer for a preamplifier level boost) * Rock/Jazz (switches between a Fender-esque voicing and a more "hi-fi-type" of voicing). * Holy Sh*t (Switches between several dimensional planes at once, giving a tone that is described as slightly more "creamy") That's my favorite part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobs Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 Lol, Souljaboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobs Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 I see it now. lmao. hahahahahah, 'gucci mane.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobs Posted April 3, 2010 Members Share Posted April 3, 2010 DumbledoreThe highest of the high end of Dumble products. A mapflifier to allow everyone to weave fine toans of music with airy reprise. A Dumbledore map will achieve the highest level of saturation with the Phoenix mode on while turning off the Harry potts to reduce resistance from internal circuitry. The Dumbledore was supplanted by the Snape model in 2005. Sheer genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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