Members TheCardiacKid Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 Hands down: HOUSTON TEXANS wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blakemore Effects Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 I just got back from a minor league baseball game between the Nashville Sounds and the Albuquerque Isotopes. Also, while not pro, the Long Beach State Dirtbags are pretty classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Supreme Pancake Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 San Jose Earthquakes soccer team. Really? Are they just trying to be ironic or what? That name is gonna be pretty when the big one hits the bay area. Thankfully it's only soccer (or football for the rest of you) so no one in the US is going to notice anyway. Not even the worst name in their league. I'd also allow Real Salt Lake, C.D. Chivas USA, and the New York Red Bulls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Supreme Pancake Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 Hands down: HOUSTON TEXANSwtf. I kind of let this pass because it pays homage to the old AFL Dallas Texans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members neatobassman Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 Kind of reminds me of Alien Ant Farm's logo: Be nice mate - I have two nieces who graduated from that university. I actually even have a UCSC shirt with the banana slug on it. I just fell in love with phil. I love that album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Supreme Pancake Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 I always thought the Cincinnati Reds was super lame. My hometown has a hockey team called the Toledo Walleye :freak:We also have the Toledo Mudhens... I think Black Soxs and/or Red Soxs are worse names. But then again I'm a Reds fan. I probably prefer Walleye instead of Storm though. I know Storm sounds more menacing, but it also sounds kind of like a WNBA team. At least Walleye has some regional meaning. I use to live in Dayton and always the best games to go to were either the Storm or the Columbus Chill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Cougar Hunter Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 Denver Nuggets always made me think of "butt nuggets" BTW, FWIW, there is local/historical significance to the Fort Wayne "Mad Ants" Mad Anthony Wayne was this psychotic revolutionary general who fought like a mad man against the Redcoats. "Mad Anthony" = "Mad Ants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Supreme Pancake Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 Yeah the nuggets is probably awful. For the NBA though I'd say: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members El Glom-o Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 My hometown minor league baseball team: and, when you thought it couldn't get any worse, my hometown minor league baseketball team: "Tin Caps" isn't particularly cool, but "Mad Ants" is nothing but great. It would be great just as a reference to angry insects, even without the Anthony Wayne connection. My favorite sports team is the Elizabeth City State University (formerly "Negro Normal School") Vikings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I just fell in love with phil. I love that album. Cool. Next time I talk to the guys, I'll send along your compliments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ming Chow Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 Back in the 80's and 90's, my uncle worked for the Pittsburgh Penguins. Before the first 2 cups, there was talk about changing the name. Some thought that a penguin depicted a sloppy, clumsy animal. Winning 2 cups changed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members IamBurnout Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 I kind of let this pass because it pays homage to the old AFL Dallas Texans. Dallas already has Texas football covered. Shouldn't they be the Houston Other Football Team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sommy Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 I'm going to ignore the "pro" part of this and suggest this team name: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rockdahoho Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 My hometown minor league baseball team: and, when you thought it couldn't get any worse, my hometown minor league baseketball team: Hmmmmm...I used to live in Kokomo. Never heard of those teams though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MadCapLaughs Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 you must be a butthurt {censored}tsburg fan The Flyers send their regards from the second round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Shankly Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 A DENVER NUGGET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stjames Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 LA Lakers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 The Baltimore SheMales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bennintexas Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 Not even the worst name in their league. I'd also allow Real Salt Lake, C.D. Chivas USA, and the New York Red Bulls. all good names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bennintexas Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 houston dynamo and texans take the cake for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 I like Sporting KC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 I just got back from a minor league baseball game between the Nashville Sounds and the Albuquerque Isotopes. . sweet, the brewers AAA club... did Grienke pitch? how did nyger morgan do? both should be called up this next week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Supreme Pancake Posted May 1, 2011 Members Share Posted May 1, 2011 Dallas already has Texas football covered.Shouldn't they be the Houston Other Football Team? Yeah but since LA couldn't put a stadium together Houston got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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