Members scolfax Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 The co-worker sitting next to me has horrible BO one or two days a week. INCLUDING TODAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pepperduck Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 Just twice a week? Thats pretty strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members big_cat Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 not too strange. perhaps he has a weekly shower. tell us OP, is it always the same days of the week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stevenglass Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 I met david gilmour once. His breath smelled like fresh dicks and his armpits as ripe as an onion field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cryptosonic Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 We've got one of those and it's really {censored}ing horrible but I can't bring myself to discuss personal hygiene with a 40 year old man. I'm certain those habits are pretty well set anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 eastern indian type? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hivedestruction Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 Cool thread idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Capsule Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 {censored}ing nasty, BO is one of the things that annoys me the most... Shower, bath in febreeze etc whatever you need to do to not have it... Bring a febreeze bottle to work and spray it at him when he's stank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 Fresh dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 ive gotten to the point until i get a promotion or something i dont see the point in shaving everyday anymore. a few years from now, who knows? maybe i wont see the point is showering everyday. maybe ill get in some type of mon, wed, fri shower/ shave situation. sounds pretty {censored}ing sweet, actually. OP- youre a sucker, your stank ass coworkers got it all figured out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 I met david gilmour once. His breath smelled like fresh dicks and his armpits as ripe as an onion field. oh my god, I can't stop laughing! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYUVpJjIeSkoh yeah and this, ever know one of those dudes who wears really expensive clothes, yet always smells like the crotch end of a pro wrestlers tights? I knew this French artist in NY,....yikes, really expensive silk shirts and always wore sharp jackets and shoes and watches and {censored}, but he could funk a room up in short order! You can't judge a book by looking at the cover indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stevenglass Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 oh my god, I can't stop laughing! :lol: Make it a sig then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 Make it a sig then.... seems a bit needy of you to ask, now the magic is gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stevenglass Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 I was kidding. :/ I'm already sigged, i'm in erksins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members melx Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 some type of mon, wed, fri shower/ shave situation. yeah, it's clearly this... he'll probably have a bath tonight and be all sweet smelling in the morning. ...not exactly a mystery is it? I used to work with a guy who was the opposite, drowned himself in aftershave or something... it made me {censored}ing choke and gave me watery eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 The good thing about having a coworker who is known to smell.... You can rip all the farts you please. Everyone will think it's him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stevenglass Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 The good thing about having a coworker who is known to smell.... You can rip all the farts you please. Everyone will think it's him. Oh god i lol'd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 The good thing about having a coworker who is known to smell.... You can rip all the farts you please. Everyone will think it's him. sig'd lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 ^ I'm honored. I tend to do this with patients we get from the nursing home who crap their pants. I can fart in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital and nobody knows it was me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 youre an ass is half full type of guy, arent you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 ^ I'm honored.I tend to do this with patients we get from the nursing home who crap their pants. I can fart in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital and nobody knows it was me. the very 1st sig, ever in my nearly 11,000 posts.....and it is about flatulence, telling I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pewtershmit Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 ^ I'm honored.I tend to do this with patients we get from the nursing home who crap their pants. I can fart in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital and nobody knows it was me. {censored}ing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scolfax Posted July 27, 2011 Author Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 not too strange. perhaps he has a weekly shower. tell us OP, is it always the same days of the week? You may be right about her schedule. I think she does yoga after work at least once a week, and would bet that the worst days are the days after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pewtershmit Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 I find whenever I did work out in the morning I would continue to sweat my ass off the rest of the day after the shower. cut out the working out. life was balanced again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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