Members eti Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Not when I was an adult.But once i dreamt my wiener fell off.When I woke up...I was scared stiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zappa74 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 You need to sleep in adult diapers. SHUT UP MOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 http://ww.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/g44xu/i_pissed_the_bed_girl_is_next_to_me_afraid_what/that was easy oh man, those comments are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SimplyBen Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 http://ww.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/g44xu/i_pissed_the_bed_girl_is_next_to_me_afraid_what/that was easy Made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RadioSilence Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I always dream of really needing a piss but not being able to find a place to go, then wake up needing a piss.Thank goodness I never find a toilet in my dream as I think I would just piss the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I just wake up and have to go do the ski jumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 the original nocturnal emission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members neoflox Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I just remembered a dream couple of years ago. I dreamt some awsome movie {censored} when it suddenly began to rain in my dream, so loud that I woke up and noticed my {censored}faced flatmate taking a piss against my bookshelf. He mistook my room for the bathroom across the corridor and didn't remeber anything of it the next day. Bought me a pack of cigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I just wake up and have to go do the ski jumper. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 the dude across the hall in the dorms freshment year slept walked (drunk) into my room and pissed in my closet/laudry basket. karma is a fickle bitch and later that year a guy down the hall did the same thing in his dresser drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members neoflox Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 the dude across the hall in the dorms freshment year slept walked (drunk) into my room and pissed in my closet/laudry basket. karma is a fickle bitch and later that year a guy down the hall did the same thing in his dresser drawer. Hey, that's like my story now with 50% more content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RadioSilence Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I just wake up and have to go do the ski jumper. I prefer the Superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Hey, that's like my story now with 50% more content. Sorry about topping your story Flo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RadioSilence Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 the dude across the hall in the dorms freshment year slept walked (drunk) into my room and pissed in my closet/laudry basket. karma is a fickle bitch and later that year a guy down the hall did the same thing in his dresser drawer.I sleep-pissed a couple of times when I was a kid; down the stairs once and in my big sister's wardrobe once I just opened the doors and let go over her clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members neoflox Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 admit it, you were awake there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I prefer the Superman. I'm not confident enough with my core strength to pull off the Superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 wetting the bed is the first warning sign of diabetes. travvy'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RadioSilence Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 admit it, you were awake there I really don't remember it, but I was a little {censored} when I was a kid so… maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dpizappi Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I had a friend when I was younger who used to sleep walk. One time he walked past the bathroom, opened the door to his parents room, opened the door to their closet and let fly while they sat there watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Reaganomics! Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 No but i quite often dream I'm doing a piss, wake up in a dry bed and can't believe I got away with it! This, but sometimes I get the added couple seconds of panic because my sheets are damp and it takes a few seconds to realize that I was sweating buckets. For some reason I get really really hot when I sleep. I could sleep in the buff in the middle of winter and wake up sweating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 This, but sometimes I get the added couple seconds of panic because my sheets are damp and it takes a few seconds to realize that I was sweating buckets.For some reason I get really really hot when I sleep. I could sleep in the buff in the middle of winter and wake up sweating. sweating while sleeping is a warning sign of type 3 diabetes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Reaganomics! Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 sweating while sleeping is a warning sign of type 3 diabetes. Is that like Type 1 and Type 2 combined? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Is that like Type 1 and Type 2 combined? actually i made it up. i don't want to alarm you, but... Infections: Even minor infections can cause you to sweat at night. However, you should also be on the lookout for more serious infections which may cause profuse night seats. These include tuberculosis, endocarditis (heart valve swelling), osteomyelitis (bone inflammation) and an AIDS infection from the HIV virus. http://www.helpfornightsweats.com/sweating-while-sleeping/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Reaganomics! Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 actually i made it up. i don't want to alarm you, but...http://www.helpfornightsweats.com/sweating-while-sleeping/ Ok, good. I was worried I was going to have to start eating something other than Cinnamon Toast Crunch for every meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dpizappi Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Ok, good. I was worried I was going to have to start eating something other than Cinnamon Toast Crunch for every meal.Night sweats? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTeJ0LlD3E&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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