Members hangwire Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 Guitar murder mystery: My knock off ovation guitar I keep at my mom's house was busted today when I decided its been too long since I played it... Well this is what I found... Someone smacked the butt end in, the strap button is rattling around inside ...so this is a weird development in my {censored}ed up sibling and sister's brood of failure dynamic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LSDis4me Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 I'd blame the pitbull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arthurdent'd Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 the Ovation was askin' for it, clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jenesis Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 An Ovation? It's for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members erksin Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 Is it an Applause? Those things are so {censored}ty, I'd bet it just exploded all on it's own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jisatsu Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 Nothing some glue can't fix... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the.nameless Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 The only thing we can be certain of is that this was the work of a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted April 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 Nothing some glue can't fix... Not even- just going to gaffers tape it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members renula Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 Ovation meh. Blame hux's dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yanktar Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 I know who it was! Remember "Family Circus" and the character..."Not Me!"? "Not Me!" runs around doing all sorts of mischief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IRG Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 RIPieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted April 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 The sad thing is it was a pretty decent cheap guitar, had nylon strings on it The funny thing is the aforementioned family members are getting the ole mom backhand next time they come over until someone fesses up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hooya Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 An Ovation? It's for the best. I feel this way as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Player99 Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 When they confess, give them a pass. Then they will be in awe of your ultra coolness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted April 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 When they confess, give them a pass. Then they will be in awe of your ultra coolness. I'm happy that your family is not like mine, it must be nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LSDis4me Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lefort_1 Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 Normally I'd say "toss it in the woodstove", but jez that plastic will start a creosote fire, fer sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wrongnote85 Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 {censored} what all these dudes up here^^ have said, i'd bust somebody in the head for that kind of treatment to my guitar, no matter what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BHz_econo Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 clips?WANT!tl;drcummyON TAPHANDS DOWN CHATCORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Demented Avenger Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 Sorry for your loss, mojo sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members evets618 Posted April 11, 2012 Members Share Posted April 11, 2012 That will have to be dropped off at the Hazardous Waste depot, as it will take 10,000 years to decompose in a landfill. lol(I can joke 'cause I owns one, too.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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