Members RoboPimp Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 just tell her its for impoverished starving children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members d4rk0 Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 Darko, do you think it would be weird if you asked your wife to bottle that breastmilk and send it out to all your e-bros? Call it Darko sauce. There are actually a lot of moms who produce extra who sell it on the internet to triathletes and body builders. Apparently breast milk has a ton of good vitamins, protein, and natural growth hormones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 that has not been my experience. I found it to be rather sweet and sugary This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Wood Wizard Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 WELL if your wifes goods are that great send me some! Im gunna get ripped and right in MMA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKhiSs2VRpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members plaidbeer Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 A coworker told me that she used her boobs as weapons when she was pregnant. When her and her husband were taking a shower, he said something rude. So she squirted him with breastmilk. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members christianatl Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 Please stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 that has not been my experience. I found it to be rather sweet and sugary +2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members christianatl Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 You mother {censored}ers seriously have drank breast milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Texas Noise Factory Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 Breast milk stories. I have some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members christianatl Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 This is revolting. Utterly. #thatsthejoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 udderly maybe you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pedaltones Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 I like jokes. What's the joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zappa74 Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 100% Cambodian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 You mother {censored}ers seriously have drank breast milk? If I drank coffee I'd substitute it for creamer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members renula Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 Pour some sugar on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Wood Wizard Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 Where did you acquire it? Was it straight from the tap or you sneak it from a bottle? Did the producer know/care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members d4rk0 Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 oh come on. like you wouldn't try it if you had the chance. I suppose you're gonna tell me you've never been snowballed either? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 you gotta go straight to the source, please find a consenting donor tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members musikerochan Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 breastmilk, do want. im itching for the day i and my gf get married. gotta feed her lots of veggies and Moringa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members falseswipe Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 I totally want to drink my future wife's breastmilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members d4rk0 Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 i never sucked it from her teet if that's what you're asking. she pumps. I'm at home with my daughter during the day. The fridge is full of bottles. I got curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mdrake34 Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 I never really appreciated big boobies until i got my wife all impregnated. Now that she has knockers, I find them to be... mmmmmmyuhrmmmm Yet another reason you're my favorite poster. I honestly have no idea whether you even play guitar or not, but you {censored}ing bring the lulz day in and day out. God bless you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arthurdent'd Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 boys and boobs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PurpleTrails Posted September 27, 2012 Members Share Posted September 27, 2012 Have you tasted the breast milkz? All accounts ive heard were that its somewhat bitter and not really that pleasant. Wrong. It's way too sweet and pretty much revolting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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