Members RonniePentatonic Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by Janglin_Jack Most people are afraid to fight. That is why you see so many guys doing a lot of talking and shoving. If you are going to fight, fight. Otherwise, turn your back and don't say anything.If you open your mouth to a guy that is a real fighter, you will bite off more than you can chew. I have seen lots of people mess with the wrong guy and get their ass handed to them. My .02 is not to fight. I have been in lots of trouble because of fights. Nothing ruins your night more than a broken nose and an arrest. Your lady is pissed and you sit in jail. Then you need to go to court. Probabtion, anger management classes, fines, lawyers. Just drink your beer and talk to the ladies.Jack Words of Wisdom +2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GRIFF10672 Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 My Dad always said ... " there is people that will and there's people that will talk about it ... " " when it comes down to protecting yourself/ love ones " " you better have your mouth shut " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cookie2 Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Just say: "ich will auf deine Titten scheissen" They'll back down, guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dmtnt Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by Janglin_Jack If you are going to fight, fight. Otherwise, turn your back and don't say anything. My .02 is not to fight. +1 and +1. Spent too much time in my younger days bailing people out and getting bailed out.Although the funniest thing I ever heard in that situation was "The only good that'll come out of this is that you'll park in a handicap spot for the rest of your life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pzkpfw Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Tell him he can have a free shot, and when he pulls his arm back to punch, pull a big right from your shoe laces up to his jaw, and hopefully it'll be a KO. If you wanna fight, though, just go for the take down/rear naked choke. Or just don't fight lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members garagebandking9 Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 OMFG this is hilarious stuff... you need to yell "i'll bring the {censored}ing fury" throw your beer in his face and jump on him monkey style... i almost pissed my pants from the youtube video and the handicapped spot line... but having been in punk bands and playing punk shows...and not this emo {censored} either...you realize you need to shut the {censored} up and just do it...my days in a hard rock band proved similar things...and you need to have a few guys on your side in case some {censored} is there with his gang...but don't go double teaming some dude that's by himself... if someone {censored}s with you...throw your drink at him if you have to and wail on him...everything is fair game...bas rutten is right...street fight...don't lean in/forward when you punch...you leave yourself open... if it gets rough on stage...those pointy headstocked guitars are like {censored}ing bayonettes... i've only had a few bar fights...after i realized there was no way out...its always better to avoid it...but all my years of playing hockey helped a bit...size wise... for a diff version...try thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8mBe0_Ha78&mode=related&search= there's a ton of his {censored} on there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Janglin_Jack Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by garagebandking9 you need to yell "i'll bring the {censored}ing fury" throw your beer in his face and jump on him monkey style... Now that is funny!! Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members STEEL KAGE Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by Janglin_Jack Most people are afraid to fight. That is why you see so many guys doing a lot of talking and shoving. If you are going to fight, fight. Otherwise, turn your back and don't say anything.If you open your mouth to a guy that is a real fighter, you will bite off more than you can chew. I have seen lots of people mess with the wrong guy and get their ass handed to them. My .02 is not to fight. I have been in lots of trouble because of fights. Nothing ruins your night more than a broken nose and an arrest. Your lady is pissed and you sit in jail. Then you need to go to court. Probabtion, anger management classes, fines, lawyers. Just drink your beer and talk to the ladies.Jack I will +3 this. as a veteran of too many damn fights,I can admit that you really have only one legitimate reason to raise your hands and thats to defend yourself... Booze and Cooze is a much better Alternative... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Janglin_Jack Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by STEEL KAGE I will +3 this. as a veteran of too many damn fights,I can admit that you really have only one legitimate reason to raise your hands and thats to defend yourself...Booze and Cooze is a much better Alternative... I can think rationally now, but when some dumbass is spouting off, all I do is see red. My wife is sick of me being on a one man crusade to "teach people a lesson". Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BAZGUITARMAN Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 My advice is to not fight at all. You never know when the other guy is some freak who doesn`t care about life and will take it to the limit and beyond. There`s nothing cool about being shot or stabbed in a dirty bar fight. But, If you do fight and win, don`t say anything. Just pull out your wang and piss on the dumb bastard as he`s laying on the ground. There`s nothing worse than having your ass kicked and being pissed on. Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tonemeister87 Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 I'm with Jack and Eric on this one. Walk away. Fighting never solves anything, it just adds to the complication. Don't do it. Walk away. Its simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hegmatronicon Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by BAZGUITARMAN If you do fight and win, don`t say anything. Just pull out your wang and piss on the dumb bastard as he`s laying on the ground. There`s nothing worse than having your ass kicked and being pissed on. Eric sig worthy!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheBurninator Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 When it comes to the point that a hand is about to be laid onto me I smile and say, "I have a really {censored}ing good lawyer." Then I go for the knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Trashburg Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by Janglin_Jack Most people are afraid to fight. That is why you see so many guys doing a lot of talking and shoving. If you are going to fight, fight. Otherwise, turn your back and don't say anything.If you open your mouth to a guy that is a real fighter, you will bite off more than you can chew. I have seen lots of people mess with the wrong guy and get their ass handed to them. My .02 is not to fight. I have been in lots of trouble because of fights. Nothing ruins your night more than a broken nose and an arrest. Your lady is pissed and you sit in jail. Then you need to go to court. Probabtion, anger management classes, fines, lawyers. Just drink your beer and talk to the ladies.Jack Ditto. A shorter version I like is "Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength" Only reason someone would want to fight you is if they think they have an edge that will make them win. If you dont know the edge your probably better off walking away.-R3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W.Kyle.C Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 Uhm.......My wenie is bigger.....yeah..so..there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ss454 Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by TheBurninator When it comes to the point that a hand is about to be laid onto me I smile and say, "I have a really {censored}ing good lawyer." Then I go for the knees. I KNEW I WOULD FIND YOU ONE DAY!!!! My knee still hurts...how long were you in the hospital? I've been in many fights and I can tell you without a doubt don't say a {censored}ing thing. If you even think someone is about to put their hands on you...put yours on them first. I can avoid fighting 90% of the time but at the first sign of violence I get proactive. Even if this person wants to just talk {censored} don't fall into that game. It's way too easy to get caught off guard in a bar because you don't know who is his friend and who isn't. The best idea is to just don't worry about it. That's really easy to say but really hard to DO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rhino bucket Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 +666 on not fighting or talking {censored}. doesn't matter if your in right or even self defense, kicking ass leads to jail and/or lawsuits. even if you don't get sued there's still gonna be a lawyer getting a big chunk of money. i've been enough {censored} that i'd walk away from a sucker punch or even more if they're fast enough to get in more than one. the legal system is all about money, not right and wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CCR_FTW_84 Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 I KLLIED NINE GOOKS IN VEITNAM SEMPER FI I TLLE TAHT TO AYNONE WHO WNATS TO KNOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rushtallica Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage Hi Towelie. + 1. Anyway, then after you kick the person into the ground, feel free to recap what had just occurred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rushtallica Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by rhino bucket doesn't matter if your in right or even self defense, kicking ass leads to jail and/or lawsuits. even if you don't get sued there's still gonna be a lawyer getting a big chunk of money. i've been enough {censored} that i'd walk away from a sucker punch or even more if they're fast enough to get in more than one. the legal system is all about money, not right and wrong. True. Plus, unless you're constantly going to that club and seeing the same peron, who's going to care the next day anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members olgluefoot Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 "dont cross the streams" and when he gives you the confused "why did you just quote ghostbusters?" face..you smash it!!! ohh i dunno it just came to mind!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheBurninator Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by olgluefoot "dont cross the streams" and when he gives you the confused "why did you just quote ghostbusters?" face..you smash it!!! ohh i dunno it just came to mind!!! haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cobrahead1030 Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 it would take a lot to push me to being violent in which case i wouldn't waste my time talking about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soulcrusher_X Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 Originally posted by TheBurninator haha! "Imagine all life as you know it to come to a halt and then every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light""Right, so crossing th streams is bad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members convexstone Posted August 25, 2006 Members Share Posted August 25, 2006 Don't say anything, just laugh at him. Don't fight. Smile some more. He'll like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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