Members jcourtjr Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 How would you tell him that you are going to smash him into the ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Hogester Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by jcourtjr How would you tell him that you are going to smash him into the ground? Don't tell him, just do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Hi Towelie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperStrat Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 If you're dim enough to resort to violence, give no warning.... just do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members batotman Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Towelie 2.0 In your case, threaten to beat them up after you train and then run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oryan Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by Aspect Don't tell him, just do it +1If you really feel the need to "smash him into the ground", then just do it. Don't tell him anything, simply smash him. Why give him a courtesy when none was given to you in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thriftyshirt Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Threat Rape it will establish dominance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonny toetags Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 How to bar fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by oryan +1If you really feel the need to "smash him into the ground", then just do it. Don't tell him anything, simply smash him. Why give him a courtesy when none was given to you in the first place? Yeah, ask Danzig about that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bopper Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by jonny toetags How to bar fight Do you yell "Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang" as you're hitting them? Or does "Dang, Duh Duh Dang, Duh Duh Dang" work better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yabba Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 stick your tongue down his throat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dv85150fan Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by jonny toetags How to bar fight +1 the throwing the bar stool distraction while going for the kick to the balls technique looks quite effective...m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oryan Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by Bob Savage Yeah, ask Danzig about that one. LOL! So true. jcourtjr seems confident enough to "smash him into the ground" by posting this thread. If he gets his ass kicked, well he has no one to blame but himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonny toetags Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by Bopper Do you yell "Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang" as you're hitting them? Or does "Dang, Duh Duh Dang, Duh Duh Dang" work better? LOLBas Rutten cracks me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Japetus Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 First off, you always have to be the bigger man. If someone tries to fight, just say..."Whatever man"...now if they take it far enough to hit you...POWERBOMB HIS ASS ONTO A BOX OF NAILS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gafyagaton Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 "I have aids and I can't wait to mix my blood with yours." Disclaimer: I dont have aids but my girlfriend did help me reorganize the garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dark Angel Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Come on, this isn't fair, you're gonna need some more guys. Incidentally my brother just got his first gun pulled on him after beating up a bouncer and his friends outside a bar. The bouncer was fired on the spot. It was his friend who was too shock and awed to go near my brother that ran to his car and started firing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Janglin_Jack Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by jcourtjr How would you tell him that you are going to smash him into the ground? Most people are afraid to fight. That is why you see so many guys doing a lot of talking and shoving. If you are going to fight, fight. Otherwise, turn your back and don't say anything. If you open your mouth to a guy that is a real fighter, you will bite off more than you can chew. I have seen lots of people mess with the wrong guy and get their ass handed to them. My .02 is not to fight. I have been in lots of trouble because of fights. Nothing ruins your night more than a broken nose and an arrest. Your lady is pissed and you sit in jail. Then you need to go to court. Probabtion, anger management classes, fines, lawyers. Just drink your beer and talk to the ladies. Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members starsnuffer Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Just saunter over to him and tell him that you'll post about him on HCAF and all the metalkiddies will make butt jokes about him for 3 days straight. -W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members diocide Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Originally posted by Janglin_Jack Most people are afraid to fight. That is why you see so many guys doing a lot of talking and shoving. If you are going to fight, fight. Otherwise, turn your back and don't say anything.If you open your mouth to a guy that is a real fighter, you will bite off more than you can chew. I have seen lots of people mess with the wrong guy and get their ass handed to them. My .02 is not to fight. I have been in lots of trouble because of fights. Nothing ruins your night more than a broken nose and an arrest. Your lady is pissed and you sit in jail. Then you need to go to court. Probabtion, anger management classes, fines, lawyers. Just drink your beer and talk to the ladies.Jack You are wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members batotman Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 YOU JUST CALLED THE MISSING LINK A BUTTHEAD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MattACaster Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Look up at him and say...."My dog told me something interesting the other day. He said the blood of my victims cleanses the earth..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jds22 Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Mr. Miyagi says, Best defense for fight is no be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chittypantz Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 No say nothing. Head butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rockstrongo Posted August 24, 2006 Members Share Posted August 24, 2006 Put your cigarette out in his eye and hit him as hard as you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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