Members Random Hero Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 Based on the recent thread on her guitarists' gear - Yes or No, and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members telephant Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 No because Id use it to futher my own career and not feel bad about it at all, even though I know she a poser hack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Moltisanti Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 i'd do it just to stand behind her each night imagining bumming the crap out of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AMSnell Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 I'd play it over any metal band thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hulston Prickle Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 Hell yeah, I'd do it. You gotta put food on the table. Judging by her current lineup I'm a little too old, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blackwater Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 sure why not. Kids need to get their minds blown sometime right? Plus there would be a good chance I could pee in Avril's butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gtrplyr60 Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 I'd join without hesitation!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rodimus Prime Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 i'd love to. are you asking me to? i'll take it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Random Hero Posted April 16, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 sure why not. Kids need to get their minds blown sometime right? Plus there would be a good chance I could pee in Avril's butt. lol, she's married... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TU BE Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 Getting paid for playing guitar? Hell yes. Of course, it would be illegal to bang 85% of the girls in the audience after the show. I'd keep my eye open for some MILF's though and gesture to the security staff to give them backstage passes. While their daughters are having a meet and greet with Avril maybe I could get a blow job from their mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AMSnell Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 Getting paid for playing guitar? Hell yes. Of course, it would be illegal to bang 85% of the girls in the audience after the show. I'd keep my eye open for some MILF's though and gesture to the security staff to give them backstage passes. While their daughters are having a meet and greet with Avril maybe I could get a blow job from their mom. Nice to know everyones doing it for the music and the experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RupertB Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 No. Mostly because pro-level touring would mean being away from my wife & daughter for several months out of the year. I'm not doing that for anybody. The only possibility would be for "stupid money", enough to semi-retire on after a year. Then, maybe. Just for the sake of argument, if I were single, it would come down to money. They only way I'd take life on the road over what I've got now is for love of the music or $$$ and I don't love that music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Randy Van Sykes Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FastRedPonyCar Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 they'd kick me out after the first practice. I play solos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zeegler Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 No because Id use it to futher my own career and not feel bad about it at all, even though I know she a poser hack. +1,000,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGreatGreen Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 The thing about that is no matter how {censored}ty the artist, if they're very popular and you become known as one of their hired guns, your rep and cred will go nowhere but up... even if the artist sucks ass. You aren't associated with the {censored}ty music, and you get exposure as an independent musician. So yeah I'd do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 Nice to know everyones doing it for the music and the experience! A fat chick offers you a million dollars to {censored} her. Are you {censored}ing her because shes the hottest {censored} ever? Nope, but the money is nice. You picking up what I'm putting down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AMSnell Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 A fat chick offers you a million dollars to {censored} her. Are you {censored}ing her because shes the hottest {censored} ever? Nope, but the money is nice. You picking up what I'm putting down?That you like to {censored} fat chicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JoshuaLogan Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 No because Id use it to futher my own career and not feel bad about it at all, even though I know she a poser hack. hells yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killing Nevada Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 Dude....I'd do it and stare at her ass the whole show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elric Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 I would turn down a tour with her simply because I have zero desire to be a touring guitarist, period. It'd completely {censored} up my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HottKarl Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 Yes. Then I'd try to convert her into a death metal head. I'd start slow ("Hey, Avril, wanna listen to some Sabbath?)....and then by the end of the tour I'd have her worked up to playing some Suffocation or Blood Bath covers. "This next one is a cover....EFFIGY OF THE FORGOTTEN!" * 28,000 teeny bopper heads explode simultaneously * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeathMonkey Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 Yes. Then I'd try to convert her into a death metal head. I'd start slow ("Hey, Avril, wanna listen to some Sabbath?)....and then by the end of the tour I'd have her worked up to playing some Suffocation or Blood Bath covers. "This next one is a cover....EFFIGY OF THE FORGOTTEN!"* 28,000 teeny bopper heads explode simultaneously * You know, I said no in the poll, because I have gone down that route, playing in a band I didn't like for money, and it sucks, but I think HottKarl has the right idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chudanez Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 I said no but to be fair they wouldn't accept me since I'm an ugly {censored}er That said, I did do a Kelly Clarkson audition lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tommythelurker Posted April 16, 2007 Members Share Posted April 16, 2007 Yes. Judging by her current lineup I'm a little too old, though. Haha, I've been thinking the same thing. Whatever small hope I may have ever had of being a professional musician is pretty much gone. I'd probably prefer being a studio guy over touring, but it would have been fun to try it once (with the right support, not just packing the gang up in a van, I'm too much of a wimp for that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.