Members Senor Cleavage Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 I haven't read all of this but if it hasn't been said yet: {censored}ing with someone's house or car is chicken{censored}. But some of the ideas I read were pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Take a massive dump on the front door mat. Use a paper towel to wipe it all over the door handle.I'm kinda scared now, Scott K knows where I live somehow, and I don't remember ever telling him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Commit suicide in his bedroom (you won't care if there is an alarm at this point) and leave a very revealing love note for him! Cheers, Lucius I actually lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigFatPaulWall Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 - Wait til he comes home- fill his trashcan with water, lean it against his front door and ring the doorbellOMG that brings back memories. I used to do that {censored} all the time. We would ding dong ditch the person then hide behind a bush or something. When they answered the door, all the water would spill inside the house.:lol:You usually heard a lot of cussing and such, but it was the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JesterRace51 Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Ah this reminds me of a time when I was younger. I loved doing {censored} like this, although I really wouldn't take it as far as some suggestions that haev been made. I caught a trout one year and kept it. Threw it in the freezer. One day a bunch of people were over for a BBQ...I took the fish, let it thaw out, and then I hid it in the dash of my friends car. The stench was HORRID. It had the strength of 100 taco bell farts, and the kid could not find it for the life of him. The worst part was, this was in the summer...and the spot I put it was directly in front of the AC vents in the dash, so any time the AC went on...he got blasted with a face full of rotting trout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members starsnuffer Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Do you hate this guy, or just want to be funny? Fill his pool with jello Plastic wrap his entire house Stuff his mailbox full of smut mags Go to home depot, and buy 6 mexicans to roof his house with cardboard on the day he returns Buy a dozen blow up dolls, fill with helium. Tie their ankles to a 30' piece of string to a stake in the ground. Put them under a tarp in his front or back yard. Wait for him to get home, wonder WTF is under the tarp. Build a half-pipe in his front yard. Order 100 "free samples" of viagra from the web delivered to his house (he doesn't have to be on vacation to do this) Wrap his house in police tape (think someone mentioned this plus cow blood) buy a half dozen skunks and put them in his backyard. -W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BusterBuster Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 One word ... Sardines. Open the cans and set them around in every room Oh, make sure the cat isn't there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elric Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 no seriously, I need ideas, not just egging and tp what not, let's get creative bishes How old are you twelve? Don't be an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 do it Try this.Go into their back yard. Most people have sheds in the back yard. Break into the shed. Then, take a look around. There should be some kind of sharp gardening tools, perhaps a heavy axe, etc. Line the sharp, heavy tools up, side-by-side. Next, find the one that has the sharpest edge but is over 1 lb. Next, pick it up, then smash it into your face until you're no longer conscious. Repeat as necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Try this. Go into their back yard. Most people have sheds in the back yard. Break into the shed. Then, take a look around. There should be some kind of sharp gardening tools, perhaps a heavy axe, etc. Line the sharp, heavy tools up, side-by-side. Next, find the one that has the shapest edge but is over 1 lb. Next, pick it up, then smash it into your face until you're no longer conscious. Repeat as necessary. Bob Savapwnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BusterBuster Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Try this. Go into their back yard. Most people have sheds in the back yard. Break into the shed. Then, take a look around. There should be some kind of sharp gardening tools, perhaps a heavy axe, etc. Line the sharp, heavy tools up, side-by-side. Next, find the one that has the shapest edge but is over 1 lb. Next, pick it up, then smash it into your face until you're no longer conscious. Repeat as necessary. Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bob Savage Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Robert LOL Hey man, I think I know you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BusterBuster Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 LOL Hey man, I think I know you!I'm not surprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 3red Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 cut 2 1 foot wide slots in the roof all the way down and put giant slices of bread in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Weathered Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Buy a dozen blow up dolls, fill with helium. Tie their ankles to a 30' piece of string to a stake in the ground. Put them under a tarp in his front or back yard. Wait for him to get home, wonder WTF is under the tarp. This is the funniest one of the thread. Oh, and {censored}ing with a kid's house is bull{censored} - their parents are the ones that have to deal with it. Don't be a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Curtis.Fagan Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 I would buy as many yellow sticky notes as humanly possible, and cover the entire house in them..... -Curtis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigFatPaulWall Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Buy a really huge white sign (like 6' x 12') and get spray paint. Paint some embarrassing comment on there like "I'M REALLY GAY, AND MY WIFE DOESN'T KNOW IT. MY ASSHOLE IS INFESTED WITH OTHER MENS' SECRETIONS", or something like that. Get some poles and shove them in the ground. Hang the sign up. Watch what happens when he comes home. Even after the sign is taken down, all the neighbors will still remember it...for years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BusterBuster Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 How old are you twelve? Don't be an asshole. Now we need 100 reasons why it would not be nice to be 12 again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members El Grinder Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Forking the grass, how the hell did I forget that one awesome... "forking the grass"Too bad you can't get into the house... I was going to suggest:A) rearranging all the furnature, just to screw with them.B) remove shower heads, insert bouillon cube, reattach shower heads = instant broth showerCaution tape & white chalk are always a good combo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Big Hair Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Buy a dozen blow up dolls, fill with helium. Tie their ankles to a 30' piece of string to a stake in the ground. Put them under a tarp in his front or back yard. Wait for him to gLOL - just do this without the tarp - would be quite amusing to watch him pull up on the drive to maybe 10 blow up dolls on string flying 20 foot in the air :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dewysoss Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 buy white chalk, yellow caution tape and a {censored}load of meat throw the meat and blood all over the house, tape up all his trees like a crime scene and draw 4 ppl and a midget with a top hat on the ground then get sum of those chocolate gold coinz and toss them everywhere next to the midget drawing .... make them connect teh dotz IM SOOOO {censored}ING DOING THIS ONE :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Puddlegum Posted August 9, 2008 Members Share Posted August 9, 2008 Sneak in and fill their bathtub with concrete. Always thought that would be killer to do. Especially if you can somehow hook up a cam and a mic to get their reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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