Members Brick Posted August 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Can you climb? Go in an upstairs window. They never put the alarm on the upstairs windows. and chance that? The cops get there, I'm in his sister's bedroom at 1 in the morning, I wonder how that'll look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 unscrew all his sprinkler heads, so instead of a nice watering mist, he gets a goddamn bellagio fountain show. Or, unscrew his sprinkler heads and pour a {censored}load of dish soap in each head, screw them back on, watch the foam bath ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 unscrew all his sprinkler heads, so instead of a nice watering mist, he gets a goddamn bellagio fountain show. Or, unscrew his sprinkler heads and pour a {censored}load of dish soap in each head, screw them back on, watch the foam bath ensue. I wonder if he has an automated system You've done this a few times havent you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Dump cat litter everywhere. Get some old ass lettuce and put it all over his grass. Nothing like trying to pick up slimy ass old sun baked lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 You've done this a few times havent you? I wasnt very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalfanat1c Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Get some old ass lettuce and put it all over his grass. Nothing like trying to pick up slimy ass old sun baked lettuce.I'd just run it all over with the lawnmower, personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 5ththrax Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 {censored} in the refrigerator. The kids love that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 I wasnt very nice. Don't mess with teh /Emelianenko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 I'd just run it all over with the lawnmower, personally. This isnt a light dusting of lettuce. This is boxes of {censored}ty old ass lettuce.In highschool my best friend worked at taco bell. So after a day of lettuce being out, they had to throw it out. Well, He would bring it to me in large trash bags, id set it in a cardboard box, and put it in the back of my truck. Letting it ripen, almost like a compost pile.After getting a few boxes of this god awful slimy lettuce, it would end up places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nitrous2400 Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 i was gonna do this for senior prank ... get geese or ducks just tons of them and rangle em up and {censored}in put them in his house thru a window. then get a buncha bread and laxatives and mix it into a bucket and toss it into the window with the ducks and just let them go nuts the stench will ferment and the house will be pwntd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Call his house phone a bunch of times and leave some weird messages "Hello ______, this is the local blockbuster movie rental, and we were calling to inform you that beefcakes on harleys pt. 3 is overdue 8 days. If you could bring it back, that would be greatly appreciated, thank you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 i was gonna do this for senior prank ... get geese or ducks just tons of them and rangle em up and {censored}in put them in his house thru a window. then get a buncha bread and laxatives and mix it into a bucket and toss it into the window with the ducks and just let them go nuts the stench will ferment and the house will be pwntd that would be {censored}ing terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 i was gonna do this for senior prank ... get geese or ducks just tons of them and rangle em up and {censored}in put them in his house thru a window. then get a buncha bread and laxatives and mix it into a bucket and toss it into the window with the ducks and just let them go nuts the stench will ferment and the house will be pwntd Oh, with a goose/geese you wont need laxatives. They {censored} all over already.Heres a good one we did for our senior prank. Goto the local super warehouse food store and get boxes of plastic forks. Stick them all over his grass, everywhere. Then he'll have to pull them out one by painstaking one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Oh, with a goose/geese you wont need laxatives. They {censored} all over already. Heres a good one we did for our senior prank. Goto the local super warehouse food store and get boxes of plastic forks. Stick them all over his grass, everywhere. Then he'll have to pull them out one by painstaking one. Forking the grass, how the hell did I forget that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nitrous2400 Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 go into his house empty all his shampoo bottless and fill em wif nair and mix epacap (or however u spell it) in all his beverages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nitrous2400 Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 find a crack whore an pay her 100 bucks to rub her herpes all over his parents underwear, toothbrushes etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 I can't get in teh house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nitrous2400 Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 go in take all his clothing and donate it to the needy ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 go over to his breaker box on the side of the house, and shut the master off, then turn it back on(or just leave it off, your decision) So all his clocks, cable box, etc all need to be reset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ckreon Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 This thread is epic. Very nostalgic for me...I totally did all this crap as a youngin (small town, could get away with a LOT more back then). Although, five years ago isn't really that far in the past... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nitrous2400 Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 I can't get in teh house :poke:wimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 8, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 go over to his breaker box on the side of the house, and shut the master off, then turn it back on(or just leave it off, your decision) So all his clocks, cable box, etc all need to be reset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members matterday Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Similar to the plastic fork one: Back in high school my friends and me went to a hotel once and got all of the "Please Do Not Disturb" cards from the doors and hung them all over this one person's house. One post Christmas we also went around the neighborhoods asking for people to give us their old trees because we were "recycling" them but then we just dumped them in our friend's driveway in the middle of the night. We must've had 30 trees just stacked. His parents, his sister, and him all parked their cars in the driveway that night too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 Get a tub of piss or water, or whatever liquid you can find- tie a rope/string to it. Put it on the back porch roof, then let the rope dangle at about eye level. Make sure the tube is put far enough back so he cant see it. What would a dumbass do if he saw a rope hanging? Hed pull it of course. And when he does, down comes piss rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nitrous2400 Posted August 8, 2008 Members Share Posted August 8, 2008 go to a super market and get as much fish or meat u can get... and grind it up to a paste and pour it all over the lawn. cats and dogs will flock to there and go nuts and if they dont itll reak like old meat you can also try to goto a fast food restauraunt and take their oil canister and fill up a few gallon jugs and pour it all over their house so it smells liek french fries everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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