Members Spizzledude Posted November 20, 2008 Author Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 Violent movies through the surround sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Illuminatus Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 lmfao:lol: :lol: i gotta try that one. my gf likes to watch me sleep- is she plotting something? expect a slow and painful death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mhr74 Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 Sticking my hand forcibly in her ass crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 Sticking my hand forcibly in her ass crack been there, still do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shotgunsjustice Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 My wife doesn't like when I ask to put it in her butt. Other than that I'm golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mhr74 Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 My wife doesn't like when I ask to put it in her butt. Other than that I'm golden. my gf dont like all the askin to go ass to mouth on her:cop::cop: i keep tellin her the pr0nstars just enima 3 times and its all good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shotgunsjustice Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 Yeah I know how that {censored} goes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 When I rinse stuff into the NON-Disposal side of the sink. Talk about girlfriends, dont sex her up more than 5x a week... Stuff like that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TrueBlueAutoX Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 Fiancee hates when I give her the same nonsense answers back to her that she gave me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucius Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 She hates the suprise buttsecks! Cheers, Lucius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JKD Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 My sex drive annoys the missis....I done rode her and broke her ... still at leasts she asks for teh buttsexks sometimes so it's not all bad...and she loves teh BJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 My sex drive annoys the missis....I done rode her and broke her ... still at leasts she asks for teh buttsexks sometimes so it's not all bad...and she loves teh BJs Women who LOVE to do BJ's are a good thing, especially if theyre good at them!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Killzone Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 Wearing socks to bed ( just a habit) , not putting the toilet paper roll on in the right direction (didnt know there was a wrong direction) , toilet seat up....blah blah..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mesa4x12er2 Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 My girlfriend used to have problems with things I did....she is no longer around aMEN. The Duolos has spoken!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TU BE Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 Ask her for the child support she owes me. Oh, and that's EX-wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Illuminatus Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 Ask her for the child support she owes me. Oh, and that's EX-wife. KILL HER [YOUTUBE]EbbX-PENtL4[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GreaserMatt Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 My wife hates it when I don't refil the toilet paper. The TP thing is pretty far up the list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members crowquill Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 she hates it when i beat her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ballfuzz Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 She hates it when I make fun of her stupid face. lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ballfuzz Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 Im not married, so I can't be sure, but I know my gf hates it when I made out with that french exchange student.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Holy War Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 "I want you to want to do the dishes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chad_sux Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 When I ignore her when she's telling me a stupid {censored}ing story about someone at work that I don't {censored}ing care about. Always during a Packers game or just about any other thing that I'd rather be doing other than listening to her pointless story about some {censored}twit co-worker that I don't even know...Then I tell her that I don't {censored}ing care...and she goes and about it. Yeah..it's pisses her off, but maybe, just maybe one of these days she'll learn to stfu. Then I might ask her to marry me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Megatron_69 Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 My GF is the world's worst driver. one look at her car and it's obvious. So if we go somewhere in her van and I have to ride pasenger she knows she's going to hear it. Funny how most people learn from their mistakes.........like not looking behind you before backing up. After you've backed into things repeatedly you'd think you might check the mirrors and turn around and look behind you. Usually she just hands ,e the keys anymore and has me drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Say Ocean Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 "I want you to want to do the dishes" Women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Say Ocean Posted November 20, 2008 Members Share Posted November 20, 2008 My GF is the world's worst driver. one look at her car and it's obvious. So if we go somewhere in her van and I have to ride pasenger she knows she's going to hear it. Funny how most people learn from their mistakes.........like not looking behind you before backing up. After you've backed into things repeatedly you'd think you might check the mirrors and turn around and look behind you. Usually she just hands ,e the keys anymore and has me drive. She's gonna back over some little kid sometime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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