I'll see your O'rly and raise you a:
Can you find the woman in this metal crowd? (kind of a where's Waldo for metal heads , if you will)
Here's another:
Don't get me wrong here, I likes me a room full of angry sweaty young men as well as any 55 year old gay man.
I'm just yankin' your chains ya know. Back in the day I loved me some metal. Cut my teeth on Sabbath but I also like Billy Joel so go figure.