Members Iron Lotus Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 I know the one I played did:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 Well done you lost your Virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tlbonehead Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 you must be proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ripfence Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 I didn't know there was any other reason to play a song:idk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 got blown for playing nothing else matters a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members diddlybo Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 I tried it once but it didn't work. The song was "Balls In Your Mouth" by Kid Rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 my girlfriend always said if i played/sang Say Anything songs she would let me have my way with her whenever I wanted. i did, and she did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 I tried it once but it didn't work. The song was "Balls In Your Mouth" by Kid Rock. that one is right up there with "Crazy Bitch" by buck cherry. great woman-getting tunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gutterking Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 [YOUTUBE]h_m-BjrxmgI[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Iron Lotus Posted July 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 lolz at neil, I have 2 kids, So yeah I guess I lost my virginity at some point:cop: It happens bitch, Im talkin about just grabbing the acoustic and serenating your way into those panties... Its always a winner. Can be used as a shortcut if they really enjoy the soft {censored}.. This one has worked twice for me, The vocals sure as {censored} didnt do the trick, had to be the melody and "words":cop: {censored} yo couch:idea: I bet you prolly wanna {censored} me now you so ghey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 Got so much {censored} by playing this song... [YOUTUBE]nMCZBiJ-_zQ[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whyflipoverthefrog Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 that's a great story tell it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Iron Lotus Posted July 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 She must have been a fat bitch with a spike collar and black lipstick. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 She must have been a fat bitch with a spike collar and black lipstick. :poke: Well, her lips had partially rotted off by the time I got to her so it's hard to say. I was just happy she still had a head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goodison Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 Yes, and yes. Even when i just played my cd. However the only fail proof way to bang any girl ever is to learn Flake by Jack Johnson. Playing that will instantly moisten any female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members co&cafan808 Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 John Mayer songs are made for getting your dick wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerEvil Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 I had a couple chick bang me under the guise of wanting "guitar lessons." Took me by surprise the first time. The second time I had an idea it was coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KoaFreak Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 Lick My Love Pump always works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FBird Nation Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 No Never needed to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Iron Lotus Posted July 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 No Never needed to. Youre so cool. Theres always a dickbag in the audiance isnt there. Who said anybody "needed" to man.. Its all in fun What did you do hit em over hte head with your gigantic penis and then proceed to violate them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 Lick My Love Pump always works. i've been meaning to learn that song on guitar for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belva Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 Why the hell do you think most of us learned to play in the first place?Cuz musicians get laid! The old joke: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Iron Lotus Posted July 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 Why the hell do you think most of us learned to play in the first place? Cuz musicians get laid! The old joke: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phishmonkey Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 I'm surprised no one has made a chicken/egg themed parody thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dewysoss Posted July 31, 2010 Members Share Posted July 31, 2010 my girlfriend always said if i played/sang Say Anything songs she would let me have my way with her whenever I wanted. i did, and she did. Say Anything definitely seems like it would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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