Members Ron Burgandy Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 My life is so boring and full of money for a bored college student of my age that I have ~$50 and time to blow on something I can laugh about forever.Or cry about, brown tears. goddamn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 My life is so boring and full of money for a bored college student of my age that I have ~$50 and time to blow on something I can laugh about forever.Or cry about, brown and red tears. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted January 7, 2012 Author Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 Fixed. You should see this ground dried scorpion pepper. It is like a bright orange-red. Looks painful, smells delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 you probably should snort some or not....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 You should see this ground dried scorpion pepper. It is like a bright orange-red. Looks painful, smells delicious. Pics or it's redrock. (dirty meth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 I don't do super hot stuff. I'm curious though...why do you like hurting yourself? Serious question. Is it like a sense of accomplishment that you can withstand that kind of pain, bragging rights, or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted January 7, 2012 Author Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 Pretty much. It's not just me, it's like a chili party with my friends, we've been to a number of places to do hot wings challenges and stuff, this is just another memory for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 So when are you doing this? This thread is worthless until vids/pics have been posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 Those peppers will numb your taste buds. I can't see wasting money on premium ingredients when you won't be able to taste them.In any case, I applaud your youthful exhuberance.Absolutely this. I am a huge chili head (rarely cook anything without habaneros). But I have ruined some meals by going too hot. Not that I can't handle it, but that the flavor is indistinguishable due to the damage from the spice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mamberg Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 People who are really into hot foods often get an endorphin rush from them - kinda like a legal high.When you start sweating - the endorphins are flowing.I can't say I have ever experienced that per se - but I do like me some spice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted January 7, 2012 Author Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 Everyone can stop panicking about my money. I know you all are just looking out for my bank account, but the spicy chili is only part of the dish, the rest of it will be a sweet molassas/cocao infused sweet/mildly spicy culinary delight. Only taking about 1/4 of it for the ass-raping madness. I think I am doing it wednesday, the ghost chilis come in on Monday. Pics of the orange red fire powder today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NixerX Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 Cinnamon, nutmeg, cumin, corriander. Maple syrup and or brown sugar. Sometimes a little mustard males the chilli better. I dont expext anyone is going to beable to get past get heat to enjoy any kind of flavor in that vat of lava you are concocting!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scratchie Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 You will want lots of beans in your chili. You're going to need all of the fibre you can get.The last thing you want is a large, hard lump of burning toxic waste seizing up in your anus.Keep that {censored} pliable so it can be expelled quickly and effciently. Take care of your anus and your anus will take care of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted January 7, 2012 Author Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 A big wad of melted cheddar, some wheat crackers to scoop with, going to be a good fiery doodoo time with my refigerated baby wipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalhobo Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 OK... That whole eating the hottest pepper thing just jumped the shark. I'm Hispanic, and I can understand the need for spice. But a pepper so hot it may make you permanently blind if you cook with it is just ridiculous. Also, with peppers that hot, does it even matter what you put into it? Beyond the first few nanoseconds of that first bite, it's going to taste like "OH {censored} MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!" Again, I just don't see the point there. You don't see the point because you put beans in your chili. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OceansBetweenUs Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 This. The last pot of chili I made, I used 3 red habs, 4 serranos, and 4 jalapenos. I just used 80/20 ground beef, and there was no way in hell I could have told the difference between that and some other cut of meat, with just THAT amount of heat. That's pretty damn hot already IMO. I use 3-4 jalapenos and about a pound of poblanos usually, and that + chili powder + a little hot sauce is just about perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 You will want lots of beans in your chili. You're going to need all of the fibre you can get. The last thing you want is a large, hard lump of burning toxic waste seizing up in your anus. Keep that {censored} pliable so it can be expelled quickly and effciently. Take care of your anus and your anus will take care of you. This cracked me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GodBlessTexas Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 for the lulz. why does everything have to have a point with you? just accept and believe, homey. I think it's my OCD coupled with stress, honestly. Just had twins and my professional future is a bit up in the air. I'm just in a bad place right now. Sorry. ... also, I'm an engineer, and I'm always hopelessly looking for order in the chaos, which is stupid, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 I think it's my OCD coupled with stress, honestly. Just had twins and my professional future is a bit up in the air. I'm just in a bad place right now. Sorry. ... also, I'm an engineer, and I'm always hopelessly looking for order in the chaos, which is stupid, I know. shoot, I'm sorry mang, but congrats on the twins!! Mojo sent on the job. that's stressful as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted January 7, 2012 Members Share Posted January 7, 2012 This thread is about to get amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members scratchie Posted January 8, 2012 Members Share Posted January 8, 2012 We expect to see video of you eating said chili. We want to laugh at you while you scream in agony. Keep a bucket handy...that kind of heat can somtimes produce vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted January 8, 2012 Members Share Posted January 8, 2012 I think it's my OCD coupled with stress, honestly. Just had twins and my professional future is a bit up in the air. I'm just in a bad place right now. Sorry. ... also, I'm an engineer, and I'm always hopelessly looking for order in the chaos, which is stupid, I know. Don't you have 8 kids? How could you ever hope to find any order at all? Grats on the kids, mojo on the job. And to guitarzan/assy. Good luck. We do require video of you all screaming/crying/begging to die though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vaguelee Posted January 8, 2012 Members Share Posted January 8, 2012 I want a vid of all of you downing it as fast as you can, before the "oh my jesus god" sets in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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