Members chad_sux Posted March 13, 2012 Members Share Posted March 13, 2012 Bet she was pissed that she had to carry all you assholes. All, you {censored}ers singing out of key or flat. No wonder why the harmonies didn't sound good. {censored}ing amateurs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StankNasty Posted March 13, 2012 Members Share Posted March 13, 2012 So there's this fat chick that works here that claims she is a "pro" singer. Whatever. Never heard her sing.snip Bitch gotta realize, you ain't pro, unless it's your profession. Bitch got a day job? Yeah, she should probably stay there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DrakkarTyrannis Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Shove your fist in butthole for falsetto. Alternatively, pain is always in key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Bet she was pissed that she had to carry all you assholes. All, you {censored}ers singing out of key or flat. No wonder why the harmonies didn't sound good. {censored}ing amateurs!!! I know this is a joke, but you're probably right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Shove your fist in butthole for falsetto. ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 New slogan: FIST THE FATTY FOR FALSETTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 OMG Murdoch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 OMG Murdoch! That's why I'm here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Santuzzo Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chad_sux Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 I know this is a joke, but you're probably right. We have one of The Three Tenors in our office, so I know what you mean. He's an anchor so we'll hear him down in one of our bigger, unused studio spaces warming up with some opera song in Italian before a newscast. Fortunately, he can actually sing...but yeah, the "happy birthday" song is always fun with him around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edes Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Not cool - mojo sent to your ears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members spawnofthesith Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 New slogan:FIST THE FATTY FOR FALSETTO My bands been looking for a name........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 My bands been looking for a name........ You have my permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cirrus Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Pics or it's photoshopped Jessica Simpson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Cold Gin Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 hahahahahahahahahhhahahhahhahhh this thread is Funny! Because we're making fun of a fat chick who claims she can sing..but she can not, also she's fat hahahahh and she can't sing, but the OP is a pro musician who works in an office as an accountant and he's making fun a fat collegue hahahhh..that's FUNNY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ke2 Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 who the {censored} harmonizes a birthday song?????I harmonize everything.Grew up with Stryper and Eagles!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members les_paul Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 We used to have a lady like that, though she wasn't fat. She had a Master's in music, yet she was a {censored}ing floor supervisor in a factory. She liked to throw out the Master's card every chance she got. Once she actually made a rule for floor workers that they couldn't sing out loud. The best part is that she was mediocre at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 im the only one that plays guitar in my dept so theyre probably all saying things like this about me. i dont even want my cake anymore, someone else can have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 who the {censored} harmonizes a birthday song????? no, the question is who the {censored} tries to harmonize with cacophony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crusher Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Pics or it's photoshopped Jessica Simpson. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oryan Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 New slogan: FIST THE FATTY FOR FALSETTO FTFFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mogwix Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 Office musicians crack me up. People who walk around talkin about how they're a "musician" cause they own two guitars (one of which is almost always a tele) and a combo with a 12" speaker. Yeah, people like this fall into a category of informal personality types. This type of thing is hilarious because there's always at least one of them in a large group of people, such as office staff. There's the office artist/musician/chef/athlete, the one-upper, the know-it-all, stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elessar [Sly] Posted March 14, 2012 Members Share Posted March 14, 2012 haha ahh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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