Members Ovid9 Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Hopefully, God keeps blessing countries like us that are so powerful we could end the world itself by ourselves. God picks the powerful nations to bless, I reckon. Not that we need God's help telling the rest of the world that we're the best and that "this is how it's gonna be". I guess God doesn't waste time on the weak countries that can't push forward the fight against Satan. Funny that God loves the richest nations most. God, please pick my fantasy draft! You're uncanny!God Blessing America over weaker nations=Arrogance at it's most dangerous. More so than any brown nation out there. Way to tailor God to yet again do exactly what you want done. I can hear the echo of the whip crack...makes some good 'ol boys smile. They're tired of losing their country. But God loves us more cause we're...ummm....we're....cause he does!!!!! *Good post btw* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elder Things Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 God can suck my dickOmnipotent blow job. Unlike your stupid girlfriends, God already knows to cup your balls and finger your b-hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members draelyc Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Sister Mary Frances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pedaltones Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Do those who are 100% with Chuck seriously believe America is in danger of "1000 years of darkness" if Obama is elected? Do you really?? Really?????? Reeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllyyyyyy???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FrostByte Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Do those who are 100% with Chuck seriously believe America is in danger of "1000 years of darkness" if Obama is elected? Do you really?? Really?????? Reeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllyyyyyy???????? I don't believe in god, Chuck, or Obama... but I hope so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by TurboRotary13b I snagged this sign off of the side of the road the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 WTF is up with that hair piece? Did he have it weaved out of his back and shoulder hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 "With God On Our Side" Oh my name it is nothin' My age it means less The country I come from Is called the Midwest I's taught and brought up there The laws to abide And the land that I live in Has God on its side. Oh the history books tell it They tell it so well The cavalries charged The Indians fell The cavalries charged The Indians died Oh the country was young With God on its side. The Spanish-American War had its day And the Civil War too Was soon laid away And the names of the heroes I's made to memorize With guns on their hands And God on their side. The First World War, boys It came and it went The reason for fighting I never did get But I learned to accept it Accept it with pride For you don't count the dead When God's on your side. When the Second World War Came to an end We forgave the Germans And then we were friends Though they murdered six million In the ovens they fried The Germans now too Have God on their side. I've learned to hate Russians All through my whole life If another war comes It's them we must fight To hate them and fear them To run and to hide And accept it all bravely With God on my side. But now we got weapons Of the chemical dust If fire them we're forced to Then fire them we must One push of the button And a shot the world wide And you never ask questions When God's on your side. In a many dark hour I've been thinkin' about this That Jesus Christ Was betrayed by a kiss But I can't think for you You'll have to decide Whether Judas Iscariot Had God on his side. So now as I'm leavin' I'm weary as Hell The confusion I'm feelin' Ain't no tongue can tell The words fill my head And fall to the floor If God's on our side He'll stop the next war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nerol1st Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by Hardvalve Worst choices ever in an election in my lifetime. Totally this. I hate the idea of having to pick between these 2 asshats. Hate Obama, Hate Romney, Paul has no chance.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 It's all about the Supreme Court nominees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by nerol1st Totally this. I hate the idea of having to pick between these 2 asshats. Hate Obama, Hate Romney, Paul has no chance.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Sack up and vote for Gary Johnson. He will not win the fixed {censored}ing election, but it's a vote, hopefully for the future.I've not voted for a dem or rep the last two elections and while I still walk the earth and live in the US, never will again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by TurboRotary13b This is nothing new from this ass clown. Typical conservative Christian fear tactics.. I don't know why they give a {censored} anyway. Isn't the world about to end? I'm so {censored}ing ready for the rapture. meh. it's just community organizing. Same {censored} the many other groups do. They are only trying to fire up their base so they don't stay at home this election.It's what either party does with celebrity, but otoh 100x the celebs push 100x harder for democrats.Chuck gets a pass imo !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RUExp? Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 What we need to fight against is people trying to turn the White House into a church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Neilrocks25 Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by mbarn3065 WTF our great president Reagan LOL America why are your Christians so {censored}ed up? (not all of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny'sGotTheBlues Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Hey, Chuck!!! Your wife's a better actor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by RUExp? What we need to fight against is people trying to turn the White House into a church. When has that happened? We've had religious followers of all kinds in public office. At least they pose for the photos in some churches anyway. Does not always mean they are devout nor out to change modern America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frankthomson Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 i think chucks wife is smokin!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rushtallica Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by frankthomson i think chucks wife is smokin!!! Exactly what she's smoking is a bit of an unknown, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frankthomson Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 haaaaaaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by Cibyl WTF is up with that hair piece? Did he have it weaved out of his back and shoulder hair? no, he got that from the chest hair Bruce Lee ripped out in "Return of the Dragon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marshallnoise Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Have no issues with Chuck calling Christians to vote anymore than godless liberals being called to vote by Obama. Isn't this still a free country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members skinsscalper Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by marshallnoise Have no issues with Chuck calling Christians to vote anymore than godless liberals being called to vote by Obama. Isn't this still a free country? Of course it is. By all means people have the right to vote for and pimp a guy that believes in magic underpants. They just shouldn't cry when people make fun of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rushtallica Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by marshallnoise Have no issues with Chuck calling Christians to vote anymore than godless liberals being called to vote by Obama. Isn't this still a free country? Sure, but coming from a longtime very religious background I have a problem with there being an abundance of people within the Christian population who don't or can't think for themselves and basically follow nearly any person or group labeled as "Christian." By the way, is there a surge of atheist actors and musicians pushing for all atheists to vote for Obama? Hell, I'm not saying it's not possible, because I know it is. But I haven't seen it yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Now I really hope Obama wins. Maybe then, the dumb ass Chuck Norris jokes will stop."Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Obama." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted September 4, 2012 Members Share Posted September 4, 2012 Originally Posted by marshallnoise Have no issues with Chuck calling Christians to vote anymore than godless liberals being called to vote by Obama. Isn't this still a free country? at "Godless liberals".Are you seriously that dense?News flash: Not every Godless person is a liberal, and not every liberal is Godless. I know plenty of Atheist Repubs, and Christian Libs, so get your pathetic crap out of here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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