Members "sasquatch" Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/272775/58/Teen-accidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jenksdrummer Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 Well, hopefully that was done before he got some sad bitch knocked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JR13 Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 If his dick had a gun this wouldn't have happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mermph Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 we shouldn't laugh at another's misfortune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hardvalve Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 we shouldn't laugh at another's misfortune GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalguy Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 instantly thought of this movie:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JR13 Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 we shouldn't laugh at another's misfortune Misfortune would be if someone randomly shot his nuts off. Getting injured by cleaning a gun while it's loaded is not misfortune. It's stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elemenope Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 OBAMA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 we shouldn't laugh at another's misfortune are you lost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members reddt1 Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 If his dick had a gun this wouldn't have happened Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 I bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 He shot himself in the crotch? What a dick move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Northstar Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 If his dick had a gun this wouldn't have happened Could not contain a LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted September 12, 2012 Members Share Posted September 12, 2012 "I'm not half the man I used to be..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NITROHOLIC Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 "well that was easy"-darwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 Nothing good comes out of Tampa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 we're missing the best part of this story. the idiot lied about it first, then he admitted he shot himself, which led police to search the house, and then they found weed in the house and they arrested the guy who owned the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DrakkarTyrannis Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 OBAMA! These were my answers. If Obama had a gun, this could have been prevented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 Nothing good comes out of Tampa. Well, now it sure doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bumhucker Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 How exactly do you clean a loaded gun? I bet he was just trying to act like a gangsta and ended up blowing his dick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 If his dick had a gun this wouldn't have happened YES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 How exactly do you clean a loaded gun?I bet he was just trying to act like a gangsta and ended up blowing his dick off. This. "Cleaning gun and shot himself" isn't just for covering up suicides anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 i want to know why the {censored} people aren't clearing their chambers anymore when cleaning? i know a guy who accidentally shot his brother in the neck while cleaning his gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 i want to know why the {censored} people aren't clearing their chambers anymore when cleaning?i know a guy who accidentally shot his brother in the neck while cleaning his gun. Because "cleaning his gun" is a euphimism for "I'm a dumbass that shot someone/myself while {censored}ing around with it". Or, if they ended up dead, "shot himself cleaning his gun" means "suicide was covered up by others". I'm Mr. Statestheobvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mbarn3065 Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 Because "cleaning his gun" is a euphimism for "I'm a dumbass that shot someone/myself while {censored}ing around with it". Or, if they ended up dead, "shot himself cleaning his gun" means "suicide was covered up by others".I'm Mr. Statestheobvious. This! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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