Members Lucius Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 There is this older mail lady at work who insists on being face to face staring directly into my eyes before she can hand me anything. The odour coming from her pie hole is enough to make my eyes water. This coupled with the fact that I have a weak constitution means I do everything in my power not to throw up right in front of her. I can't very well say anything because it is an older lady (late 60's) and she is very nice and means well but I've gotten to the point where I'm sending my students to go pick up my {censored} lol. Cheers, Lucius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 Keep a pack of Mints in your pocket. When she gets up in your face, step back & offer her a mint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members '63-Strat Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 "Hi, would you like some gum?""No thanks, sonny.""No. Seriously. Here. Take this piece of gum and chew it NAO!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ComOp Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 Just because she is old doesn't mean she no longer has needs. She is trying to flirt with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carvinlegacy99 Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 I can't stand ppl who talk real slowly. I want to just grab them and be like "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 she wants teh Lucius caulk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 Cheers, Tic-tac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffDaemon Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 There is this older mail lady at work who insists on being face to face staring directly into my eyes before she can hand me anything. The odour coming from her pie hole is enough to make my eyes water. I have a friend who can peel paint at 10 feet with his breath. It's pretty awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 I can't stand ppl who talk real slowly. I want to just grab them and be like "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!!!" or the ones who have to give every minute detail...then when you think they're done..they start talking again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 100 watt Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 Cheers, Tic-tac. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members almightycrunch Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 Just keep a tic-tac at the ready, and when she starts talking to you, toss it right into her mouth. EOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 i work with many of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jenksdrummer Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 Just because she is old doesn't mean she no longer has needs. She is trying to flirt with you. This. That's how they do it when they get older because they can't see or hear for {censored}, so old women will get right up in the man's face and he's supposed to drop his trousers right there. Try it. She'll pop out the dentures and get to work! That said, it could be her dentures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 murder/suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Reverse Entropy Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 For someone like that clueless, I go into "I Shall Offend You" mode. Sorry, no mercy. [ PUSH THEM AWAY ] "You're standing much too close. I consider that rude. Please stay an arm length away.""Your breath smells like a dead rat. This is caused by bacteria. Use something that kills mouth bacteria, and again - please keep your distance. Thanks." Smile very slightly, receive mail, turn away. Repeat tomorrow identically. Repeat identically if they make any comment or objection. Repeat identically until they are so offended they leave you alone, or get a clue and fix the problem. In some situations, the most important thing is being able to not give a &&&& about someone's opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rock Hardness Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 Get a jar of that stuff that they use during autopsies or crime scene investigations ala Silence of the Lambs. Whenever you hear her cart squeeking your way, pull out the jar with a theatrical flourish and rub the stuff under your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RiffDaemon Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 Whenever you hear her cart squeeking your way, pull out the jar with a theatrical flourish and rub the stuff under your nose. Holy {censored}, I'm lol'ing in tears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucius Posted October 15, 2012 Author Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 Just keep a tic-tac at the ready, and when she starts talking to you, toss it right into her mouth. EOT lol, i have visions of her choking. Cheers, Lucius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MatchFive Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 Here's your mail!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted October 15, 2012 Members Share Posted October 15, 2012 I always have Icebreakers FTW..... here.. have one! problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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