Members BEAD Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 ...for when "check, check, check" gets too dull. I've considered memorizing the first 30-40 digits of pi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 I sing the theme from "The Love Boat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ultravibe Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 ...for when "check, check, check" gets too dull. I've considered memorizing the first 30-40 digits of pi... 'Twas brillig in the slithey tove Did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogoves And the mome wraths outgrabe. I used to recite the whole thing, given time. Band members hated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted January 16, 2007 Moderators Share Posted January 16, 2007 I just say testes over and over until they tell me to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedster Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 Beware the Jabberwock's testicles, my son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MDLMUSIC Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 I do the Beverly Hillbillies theme song as a rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 Take the mic and bounce it off somebody's head. If you get feedback, it's a go. Better yet, just bring up the fader on the mic as you walk over to one of the mains. Point it right at the horn. When the locusts from another dimension appear from the tear in the space/time continuum, and/or people have nosebleeds, you'll know it's a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members where02190 Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 I've always fantasized about a parrot or some other talking bird that flies from mic to mic. Hell who cares what he says, check one two is fine, maybe some belligerance to the ME, but think of the convenience of not having to tie up an otherwise surely too busy to help human for this? And for those gigs where there's not anyone else, how helpful would this be to have it be able to provide instant test voicings? Not to mention the chicks would totally dig it, but there is that pooping on the mic issue that could be a bummer..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blackpig Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 How many sound guys does it take to change a light bulb? One. Two. ONETWO. one two ONE two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members franknputer Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 'Twas brillig in the slithey tove Did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogoves And the mome wraths outgrabe. I used to recite the whole thing, given time. Band members hated it. :thu: I used to be in a band with a woman who would do that for our checks. I thought it was awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonmatifa Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 This is where a fart-on-demand type of talent would come in handy... I myself have not perfected this ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members S.L.B. Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 Pop... Pop... Popsicle Ice... Ice... Icicle Test... Test... Funny thing is that the Hard P and the S are good to dial in......Doesn't really go over at the family venues though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boosh Posted January 16, 2007 Members Share Posted January 16, 2007 I prefer the Micka Reeves'way,.. Watch "The Commitments" and you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rubber Lizard Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 Testes, testes, one, two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phatredge Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 two, two, two for twenty two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members elsongs Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 "Sibilance, sibilance..." -- Tom Hanks, from late '80s SNL skit "Check baby check baby one two three fourCheck baby check baby one two three Check baby check baby one twoCheck baby check baby one" -- Wrecks-In-Effect, "Rump Shaker" (1993) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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