Members BG76 Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 I highly reccomend Larry's Adult film - Down and Dirty with the 30 Dozen. His aunt directed it and reccomended some things he had never done before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LarryConklin Posted January 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 I highly reccomend Larry's Adult film - Down and Dirty with the 30 Dozen.His aunt directed it and reccomended some things he had never done before. That'll be a Circuit City exclusive as well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guitar Heel Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Larry, I can't help but notice that your avatar keeps looking more and more like my avatar, of you. Is it hard to go through life, being so really, really good looking that you can't help but look at pictures of yourself all day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yavin Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Larry, With your command of the fretboard, you must have some endorsement deals. Can you tell us who supports you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LarryConklin Posted January 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Larry, I can't help but notice that your avatar keeps looking more and more like my avatar, of you. Is it hard to go through life, being so really, really good looking that you can't help but look at pictures of yourself all day? I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yavin Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Larry, I can't help but notice that your avatar keeps looking more and more like my avatar, of you. Is it hard to go through life, being so really, really good looking that you can't help but look at pictures of yourself all day? I think the talent plus the looks is the devastating combo. I am sure that is why Nancy was putty in his hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RooSTER-b Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Holy {censored} that brought tears to my eyes. The gal in the cubical outside my office thinks I am having a nervous breakdown. It's not funny. I'm hideous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LarryConklin Posted January 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Larry, With your command of the fretboard, you must have some endorsement deals. Can you tell us who supports you? Well, there is my signature Ed Roman model guitar, of course. Ed has been a big supporter of mine since day one. I'd also like to thank the Ground Round corporation for many years of excellent service. Look for my signature dish, Conklin's Crispy Quesadilla, the next time you stop by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cBc Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Can you demonstrate the thirty channel for us, please?Why is it called the thirty channel? And what do the other 29 channels sound like? never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisterTV Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Dear Larry - What is your pre-show warm up routine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yavin Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Dear Larry - What is your pre-show warm up routine? French fry oil and the wahwah bar is my guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stormin1155 Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 I've heard some rumors that you might be doing a three-day guitar workshop this summer. Is that true, and if so where will it be? I would like to invite you to have it in beautiful Des Moines. We have a Ground Round right across the street from the Best Western hotel, so it would be perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LarryConklin Posted January 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Dear Larry - What is your pre-show warm up routine? I'll usually run through some exercises from the Mel Bay chord book, then perhaps I'll stop to wet my whistle at The Ground Round. I find that it's hard to keep up the hot licks on an empty stomach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LarryConklin Posted January 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 I've heard some rumors that you might be doing a three-day guitar workshop this summer. Is that true, and if so where will it be? I would like to invite you to have it in beautiful Des Moines. We have a Ground Round right across the street from the Best Western hotel, so it would be perfect. More like a thirty day workshop, one for each channel. I'm thinking of taking the clinic on the road to Ground Round locations across this great nation. Or perhaps Circuit City stores to help promote the upcoming album I mentioned earlier. They are sure to have tons of locations for me to choose from this summer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LarryConklin Posted January 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Gotta run for tonight fellas. See you all tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members alex9152 Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 WAIT! I have a question! I have a reverb device, some Mel Bay books, a thirty channel pedal or something like it, and so on. I am so close to your sound, but my guitar does not have a wah-wah bar. What can I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LarryConklin Posted January 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 WAIT! I have a question!I have a reverb device, some Mel Bay books, a thirty channel pedal or something like it, and so on. I am so close to your sound, but my guitar does not have a wah-wah bar. What can I do? OK, OK. One last answer before I sign off for the night. Sounds like you have most of the ingredients for a successful hot lick. But not having a wah-wah bar will significantly decrease your ability to tear it up and get women like Nancy. I suggest over-compensating for the lack of a wah-wah bar with a boost in reverb. That ought to take care of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members d_dave_c Posted January 27, 2009 Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Didn't you go to Berklee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LarryConklin Posted January 27, 2009 Author Members Share Posted January 27, 2009 Didn't you go to Berklee? Why yes I did, but unfortunately the William G Leavitt guitar method did not satisfy my quest to play perfect chord melodies and the hot licks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Besa-Moogie Posted January 28, 2009 Members Share Posted January 28, 2009 Do you feel you are better then Hendrix or atleast on par? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tarzan Dan Posted January 28, 2009 Members Share Posted January 28, 2009 2 more questions Larry1. Do you know what a troglodyte is?B. Are there any mirrors in your home?p.s. you hold the guitar like it's a tender female Dude, he can't put up a mirror on the wall of a cave. It's solid rock. I'm sure he only live's in there to get that nice big reverb (don't worry Larry, your secret is safe with all the HCers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dacat Posted January 28, 2009 Members Share Posted January 28, 2009 how was Nancy and what things did you do to her, if i may ask. the way you were laying it down with the guitar so close to her, well, anyone could see she was yours for the taking. was she as hot in bed as she looked on screen? i bet she was. what did you feed her after lovemaking (no penis or sperm jokes please). thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JetJaguar Posted January 28, 2009 Members Share Posted January 28, 2009 I've been playing for nearly two months now and I've got my chops almost up to your level. What would you recommend I do to take things to the next level? I'm thinking I can jazz things up with a bass guitar, maybe a keyboard and some drums. What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cavpilot Posted January 28, 2009 Members Share Posted January 28, 2009 Larry, Could you show us how to do the splits while rockin' the wahwah bar? How does it feel to be called "the William Hung of Blues Guitar" by PBS magazine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mnewb1 Posted January 28, 2009 Members Share Posted January 28, 2009 Wowjust and Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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