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Happy Birthday Elvis


JohnnyR

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There's about ten-billion people,

Who'd back me up on this,

From the piss-poor posthole digger,

To the rocket scientist,

Hell, I bet you can't find a preacher,

Who don't like "Burnin' Love",

And the band's a bunch of weak sisters,

If they can't play "Rip It Up",

 

Now, every two-bit tabloid,

Had bad things to say,

From New York City to La-La Land,

While in his state he lay,

Well, if you don't think he paid for his sins,

Try paying for a few of your own,

Your serpent tongues can't reach him,

He's at peace in his Heavenly home,

 

And if you don't think Elvis was The King,

Baby, I feel sorry for you,

And if you don't think he was Number One,

You're full of number two,

 

Yeah, well, even The Beatles, who could rock it right through the roof,

Prob'ly'd be the first ones to admit,

Wasn't an Elvis in the group,

Yeah, even ol' Bob Dylan knows the words to "Moody Blue",

 

So if you don't think he was Number One,

You're full of number two,

If you don't think he was Number One,

You're full of number two,

If you don't think Elvis was The King,

Baby, I feel sorry for you,

 

- "T.C.B. Yodel #9" by Robert S. Field

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