Members Django Sentenza Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 I have breasts and a penis....what do you have? Tastemanship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Hand Amputation Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 Ok what about offset SGs? FWIW I really like the Fender offsets but cant understand why some people (Dave for example) like one and hate another. I never know the difference between a Jaguar, mustang, jazzmaster, jazzstang, musguar etc. I think that is sexy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hand Amputation Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 DISGUSTING, I SAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members PRSJim Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 My Nan played a Mustang and she smelt of wee wee Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members honeyiscool Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 People like to crap on Mustang for whatever reason. Dude, play a good one. You'll wonder why you carry all that extra weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 People like to crap on Mustang for whatever reason.Dude, play a good one. You'll wonder why you carry all that extra weight. Weight is a big thing for you, huh? I've got a Resoglass guitar, it's super light, which is nice, but weight has never been a deal breaker for me. Even the heaviest Jaguar isn't that heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V-8 Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 A poor little offset desperately needing some love... ...and a good cleaning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Ratae Corieltauvorum Posted May 24, 2012 Author Moderators Share Posted May 24, 2012 Tastemanship. Tastemanship you may have, but I have tits, and your guitar is coloured by the urine of 17 old ladies with bladder infections Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members honeyiscool Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 Weight is a big thing for you, huh? I've got a Resoglass guitar, it's super light, which is nice, but weight has never been a deal breaker for me. Even the heaviest Jaguar isn't that heavy. My Jags have consistently weighed in at over 9 pounds, which isn't that heavy, but it's Les Paul territory, which I don't like unless I do have a Les Paul. I like Jags, though, and I just bought a Jagmaster (my second). I could imagine building a Jag from paulownia or some similar light wood and I'd probably enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 Tastemanship you may have, but I have tits, and your guitar is coloured by the urine of 17 old ladies with bladder infections Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Grantus Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 I'm still confused about what body part Ratae is touching guitars with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 my jag weighed 8.5lbs, kind of heavy but not a boat anchor...theres a guy on offset.org that has a 6lbs 59 jazzmaster. they vary like all fenders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HP Hovercraft Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 I love my offset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Django Sentenza Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 I love my offset That thing is pure sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belva Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 Tastemanship you may have, but I have tits, and your guitar is coloured by the urine of 17 old ladies with bladder infections Dat's Mojo, mang Remind me to pee on your fave guitar to make things even:poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xrleroyx Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 Anybody else out there who get nauseous when they see an offset Jaguarmeisterjazzmaster type thing?? Your mother is a disease ridden whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Malcolm Ramone Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 Oh hey, check out this Toronado on ebay, could be a deal for someone, these are decently rare, especially this iteration: http://www.ebay.com/itm/FENDER-TORONADO-ELECTRIC-GUITAR-W-GIG-BAG-/280884732911?pt=Guitar&hash=item416608e3ef#ht_500wt_919Dayum!!! I have the exact same Toronado, and I tried to sell it on ebay; it only made it to $360, and the guy never paid! -Adam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cratz2 Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 I like guitars that make sound when I plug them into an amp. I don't hate a guitar because of its shape or the types of music currently associated with a given guitar type. When I see a Jag or a Jazzmaster, I think of surf more than Indie Hipster stuff.Basically, if I can take a guitar, plug it into a Vox, Fender or Marshall amp and get some sort of usable tone out of it, I can get along with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sandy Cheeks Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 Jazzy! Eastman Pagelli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members smorgdonkey Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 Your mother is a disease ridden whore. Dude...you didn't have to go all 'grade nine' on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kulardenu Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 This makes the bile rise up to expulsion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeanoBoy Posted May 24, 2012 Members Share Posted May 24, 2012 I was in a band with a guy whose main guitar was a Les Paul Std. His backup guitar was a Jazzmaster. It wasn't meant to be anything but backup in case he broke a string, fortunately he broke strings occasionally. That Jazzmaster sounded GREAT. I never cared for the look of the Jazzmasters but his gave me a whole lot of respect for their tones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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