Has your guitar ever won you carnal attention from someone you physically admire?

[Skyforger]

Expanding on my thoughts slightly.

Guitar has only ever won me the affections of damaged women, who turned out to be clingy, obsessive and in some cases, totally insane. I tend to get friend-zoned by the well-adjusted women that I've been enamoured with in the past, since they consider my playing "a cool hobby". Whenever I have been lucky enough to escape the friend-zone, it's never been down to the guitars. It's always been the charismatic (read: cynical), razor-sharp wit and (I know, this shocked even me) my looks. Long hair on a dude is apparently attractive. Personally, I thought it was necessary when I played metal. Now that I play my own brand of groove-rock, I've grown attached to it (both literally and emotionally).

 

So, if a girl can look past your guitar playing and see you for you as a person and not a juke box, she's a keeper in my opinion.

[Frets99]

Looking like Ron Jeremy was always a better ice breaker for me and the liberal use of rohypnol insured they wouldn't remember the difference....

[Skyforger]

Looking like Ron Jeremy was always a better ice breaker for me and the liberal use of rohypnol insured they wouldn't remember the difference....

 

Probably a story best left untold at yours and Mrs. Frets' next anniversary party

[Ralph onion]

No, but my drums sure did!

[matt986]

As a young lad, my acoustic at parties. While going to university, I sang and played acoustic a lot. There is no doubt it aided my cause. My mates and I rented this massive 3 story house, which led to stories we still tell over 20 years later.

[guitarcapo]

Acoustic usually will get you more tail.

[xrleroyx]

My ex had a thing for Les Pauls.... and other men

Yeah been there, done that. Dated her for 3 years. Cheated on me on New Years Eve, while I was playing a gig. Bought a ring for her, was going to give it to her that night. She then went to the cops and pressed fake rape charges to put me in prison.

She was a vindictive ****. Watch out for girls who like Les Pauls.

[Canadian Jeff]

But what kind of lessons did they want? It's up to you to change the repertoire.

I admire your tenacity

[docjeffrey]

When I pull out this guitar and cackle out some old Dylan or Simon and Garfunkle, I get laid every single time. No exceptions. It's a babe magnet--but it's been the same babe for many years. Viagra? Cialis? Postivac? Not in my future! First of all, we share the same bathtub and a blowjob machine is just cheating. If your partner can't do the work of a Postivac, you need to find a good sex therapist or another partner. God help me if I'm struck with the dreaded ED curse because of this rather insensitive post.

 

This:

 

 

Not this:

 

[mnewb1]

My ex had a thing for Les Pauls.... and other men

That is eminently quotable!

[Belva]

 

The old acoustic almost never fails.

 

True dat. I was dating a girl when I met my 2nd wife. Those who know their Beatles tunes can guess which song I played just for her.

[jamdogg]

Doc is losing it.

 

On a side note, i heard the cialis riff was recorded with a LP Axcess.

[docjeffrey]

Doc is losing it. On a side note, i heard the cialis riff was recorded with a LP Axcess.

 

But, it was NOT the Lifeson version. The Floyd can really make those strings go limp.

 

[docjeffrey]

 

Yeah been there, done that. Dated her for 3 years. Cheated on me on New Years Eve, while I was playing a gig. Bought a ring for her, was going to give it to her that night. She then went to the cops and pressed fake rape charges to put me in prison. She was a vindictive ****. Watch out for girls who like Les Pauls.

 

 

I think I saw this story on MSNBC Lockup Extended Stay. Yikes. How do prosecutors prove something like that? Isn't it like one person's word against another? I suppose it boils down to who lucks out with the best lawyer.

[Kid Klash]

Oh yes...enough said.

[jamdogg]

But, it was NOT the Lifeson version. The Floyd can really make those strings go limp.

[Johnny66]

 

Very funny. Thanks for posting!

[Floyd Rosenbomb]

100% for sure my guitar playing has gotten me laid.

[benzem]

Looking like Ron Jeremy was always a better ice breaker for me and the liberal use of rohypnol insured they wouldn't remember the difference....

Cracked me up!




But

[Spike Li]

Yeah been there, done that. Dated her for 3 years. Cheated on me on New Years Eve, while I was playing a gig. Bought a ring for her, was going to give it to her that night. She then went to the cops and pressed fake rape charges to put me in prison. She was a vindictive ****. Watch out for girls who like Les Pauls.

 

 

{censored}ing ouch man, sorry to hear that 0__0

Cant you get in a lot of trouble for filing false sexual assaults?

Needless to say, sounds like youre a lot better off without her man