Members cdawg Posted November 13, 2009 Members Share Posted November 13, 2009 isn't your daughter about that age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members melvinspeed Posted November 13, 2009 Members Share Posted November 13, 2009 isn't your daughter about that age?Her friends are too young to scope out. Maybe in a couple/three years.That's when the state will show up and take my daughter away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGirlfriend Posted November 13, 2009 Members Share Posted November 13, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cdawg Posted November 13, 2009 Members Share Posted November 13, 2009 lemmie know if you need...oh nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cdawg Posted November 13, 2009 Members Share Posted November 13, 2009 oh, your daughter will stay. you, on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members skinthrasher Posted November 13, 2009 Members Share Posted November 13, 2009 thirty dirty birds sittin' on a curb chirpin' and burpin' and eatin' dirty ertwerms along comes herby from thirty third and third saw the thirty dirty birds sittin' on a curb chirpin' and burpin' and eatin' dirty ertwerms boy was he disturbed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 I got written up today for reading these forums. Teacher said some of the avatars were inappropriate. Teach must be prose challenged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zildjian@consol Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 thirty dirty birds sittin' on a curbchirpin' and burpin' and eatin' dirty ertwermsalong comes herby from thirty third and thirdsaw the thirty dirty birds sittin' on a curbchirpin' and burpin' and eatin' dirty ertwermsboy was he disturbed! said with timed parad's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGirlfriend Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 Bad things happen when you've already worked 40 hours this week and will be working another 29 straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gremson Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 Somebody just got pwn3d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGirlfriend Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 but he tried to make me spontaneously self combust last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aenemated Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 Bad things happen when you've already worked 40 hours this week and will be working another 29 straight did lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members TheGirlfriend Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 the disabled one had her ear pressed to the door for about 15 minutes.she was listening to see if i was still awake. I was, but we're on hour 52 of this weeks 78, and I needed a break.I can't say, "Dude, I need a break." We've learned from this mistake in the past. Disabled feelings get hurt. The proper phrasing is "*yaaaaaaawn* I'm sleepy. Good night." So here I sat, staring at the shadow of her wheelchair creeping this dark room. Occasionally hearing the door jiggle a bit as she adjusted the position of hear ear pressing. I snuck out of bed, ever so quietly. Tip toed to the door. Grabbed the knob and flung that sumbitch open with meaning. I've never seen such a startled face.I said, "woah. i gotta pee."She said"oh, i was, uhh. gonna ask if you'd make me a sammich."I sez to her, "nah, you know how. go for it. I'm going back to sleep. please keep your ear off my door." Her face turned red, and she wheeled away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stark Posted November 14, 2009 Author Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 What is it exactly that you do, satan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gremson Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 Cripple Keeper is the technical term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGirlfriend Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 Cripple Keeper is the technical term.He speaks truth.Before everyone goes thinking I'm an awful person.Please hear me out.She's able minded, just disabled bodied. She's a slave driver.I've been working between 82 and 136 hours a week for over a month now.She calls me everyday about the time I arrive at home to spend a few precious hours with Gremson.She finds something to make me come back for.I no longer get free time.I had a medical emergency on saturday. It took 9 hours for someone to come cover for me so I could leave. I sat on the couch writhing in pain for 9 {censored}ing hours. Damn near just walked out.My company doesn't pay overtime. Just regular pay.She makes me do things she's totally capable of doing.I understand that I'm there for a reason, but she's a manipulative turd.And she has everyone in the company walking on eggshells. If things aren't done her way she'll fire them. I'm so overworked because I'm the only one thankful enough to have a job that I'm willing to kiss mega ass to keep it.I can't afford to be fired right now, but I'm so far past the breaking point with her that I feel it coming any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stark Posted November 14, 2009 Author Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 She makes me do things she's totally capable of doing.I understand that I'm there for a reason, but she's a manipulative turd.And she has everyone in the company walking on eggshells. If things aren't done her way she'll fire them. I'm so overworked because I'm the only one thankful enough to have a job that I'm willing to kiss mega ass to keep it.I can't afford to be fired right now, but I'm so far past the breaking point with her that I feel it coming any day. ...the {censored}? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGirlfriend Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 i work all those hours at regular paynot time and a half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stark Posted November 14, 2009 Author Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 i work all those hours at regular paynot time and a half OOOOOHHHHH. That's not so bad as I thought. I thought you meant you were getting a set salary for all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Longfuse Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 Bestiality snuff movies. Urban myth or real? You decide...or just google it (I daren't). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members skinthrasher Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 Bestiality snuff movies. Urban myth or real? You decide...or just google it (I daren't). ...so you {censored} a chicken and then you pluck a chicken:idk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Longfuse Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 ...more like, wangle then strangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zildjian@consol Posted November 14, 2009 Members Share Posted November 14, 2009 the disabled one had her ear pressed to the door for about 15 minutes.she was listening to see if i was still awake.I was, but we're on hour 52 of this weeks 78, and I needed a break.I can't say, "Dude, I need a break." We've learned from this mistake in the past. Disabled feelings get hurt. The proper phrasing is "*yaaaaaaawn* I'm sleepy. Good night."So here I sat, staring at the shadow of her wheelchair creeping this dark room. Occasionally hearing the door jiggle a bit as she adjusted the position of hear ear pressing.I snuck out of bed, ever so quietly. Tip toed to the door. Grabbed the knob and flung that sumbitch open with meaning.I've never seen such a startled face.I said, "woah. i gotta pee."She said"oh, i was, uhh. gonna ask if you'd make me a sammich."I sez to her, "nah, you know how. go for it. I'm going back to sleep. please keep your ear off my door."Her face turned red, and she wheeled away. next time slap the door about ear level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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