Members s4001 Posted December 24, 2005 Members Share Posted December 24, 2005 My Maine Coon will rip anyone to shreds that tries to get him near water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members roger hart Posted December 24, 2005 Members Share Posted December 24, 2005 Originally posted by Jazz Ad Wisdom and religions have little to do together you know. Catholics and protestants use different versions of the Bible ? That's news to me Wow, my father went to Harvard Seminary and was a protestant chaplain in World War II and Korea. After that he was a minister at protestant (congregational) for thirty years. I didn't know we had a protestant bible either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted December 25, 2005 Members Share Posted December 25, 2005 Originally posted by Jazz Ad Doesn't the Bible state that animals have no soul and therefore can't sin and/or be saved through redemption ? That may be someone's theological viewpoint, but I can honestly say that most of the pets I've owned have had more soul than a good number of the people I've known. If there are no animals in heaven, I'm not sure I want to go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jazz Ad Posted December 25, 2005 Members Share Posted December 25, 2005 Originally posted by lug http://www.bible-researcher.com/romcath.html Thanks lug.Remember, you're only allowed one serious post a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TrayneInvayne Posted December 25, 2005 Members Share Posted December 25, 2005 Originally posted by bholder Sounds like a great idea, if you're looking to have your hands and forearms slashed and clawed all to hell! i have to agree here.... i don't think that it is worth getting your arms ripped up by baptizing you cat.... all my cats that i have had over the years HATE (understatment) water and kill when anyone brings them near it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted December 25, 2005 Members Share Posted December 25, 2005 This is one cat that's been baptised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted December 25, 2005 Members Share Posted December 25, 2005 Originally posted by Ole Man Blues Nothing in the scriptures about baptizing animals period. They were used for work and sacrifices............. animals were used in certain baptising ceremonies the animal was put in a cage over a hole in the ground...the baptisee went into the hole..the animals throat was cut and the blood ran over the baptisee.. baptised in the blood of the lamb bull goat etc.. part of the mediterranean mystery religion cults... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T. Alan Smith Posted December 25, 2005 Members Share Posted December 25, 2005 I'd only baptize my cat if it lived in the house with me. Out in the country, where we let our cats roam free(and never allowed in the house), we never baptized them. I think it'd be pretty gross to keep any pet in the house and never baptize them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members themightylloyd Posted December 26, 2005 Members Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by Jazz Ad Wisdom and religions have little to do together you know. Catholics and protestants use different versions of the Bible ? That's news to me you manage to discount the wisdom of religion while showing your ignorance of religion in the very same post. and i just noticed that we have new smileys, and this one looks neat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darkstorm Posted December 26, 2005 Members Share Posted December 26, 2005 Cats dont much like water. Dunking cat in water likely to result in grumpy cat. And remarks like "Good lord that cat really scratched the hell out of the preacher!" LOL. As far as what the bible says, couldnt care less. But if you wanna baptize yer cat, wear nice heavy gloves to avoid scratches & bites from grumpy wet cat. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedddy Posted October 23, 2007 Members Share Posted October 23, 2007 cats don't like water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Poltergeist Posted October 23, 2007 Members Share Posted October 23, 2007 God said: "Don't give me your tin horn prayersDon't buy roses off the street down there"Took it all and took the dirt road homeDreaming of Jenny with the light brown hair Night is falling like a bloody axeLies and rumours and the wind at my backHand on the wheel, gravel on the roadWill the pawn shop sell me back what I sold? I'm gonna take the sins of my fatherI'm gonna take the sins of my motherI'm gonna take the sins of my brotherDown to the pond Birds cry warning from a hidden branchCarving out a future with a gun and an axeI'm way beyond the gavel and the laws of manStill living in the palm of the grace of your hand World's not easy, the blind man saidTurns on nothing but money and dreadDogs been scratching at the door all nightLong neck birds flying out of the moon light I'm gonna take the sins of my fatherI'm gonna take the sins of my motherI'm gonna take the sins of my brotherDown to the pond Smack dab in the middle of a dirty lieThe star spangled glitter of his one good eyeEverybody knows that the game was riggedJustice wears suspenders and a powdered wig Dark town alleys been hiding youLong bell tolling is your WaterlooOh, baby, what can you do?Does the light of God blind you or lead the way home for you? I'm gonna take the sins of my fatherTake the sins of my motherI'm gonna take the sins of my brotherDown to the pond God all mighty for righteousness sakeHumiliation of our fallen stateWritten in the book of tubold CainA long black overcoat will show no stain Feel the heat and the burn on your backThe rip and the moan and the stretch of the rackAll my belongings in a flour sackWill the place I come from take me back? I'm gonna take the sons of my fatherTake the sins of my motherTake the sins of my brotherDown to the pond Hang me in the morning on a scaffold yea bigTo dance upon nothing to the tyborn jigTreats you like a puppet when your under his spellOh, the heart is Heaven, but the mind is Hell Jesus of Nazareth told Mike of the weedsI's born at this time for a reason you seeWhen i'm dead i'll be dead a long timeThe wine's so pleasing and so sublime I'm gonna take the sins of my fatherTake the sins of my motherI'm gonna take the sins of my brotherDown to the pond Kissed my sweetheart by the chinaball treeEverything I done is between God and meOnly He will judge how my time was spentTwenty-nine days of sinning, and forty to repent The horse is steady but the horse is blindWicked are the branches on the tree of mankindThe roots grow upward and the branches grow downIt's much too late to throw the dice again, I've found I'm gonna take the sins of my fatherTake the sins of my motherGonna take the sins of my brotherDown to the pond I'm gonna wash themI'm gonna wash the sins of my fatherI'm gonna wash the sins of my motherWash the sins of my brother'Til the water runs clear - Tom Waits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted October 23, 2007 Members Share Posted October 23, 2007 Holy Return of the Son of the Undead Thread, Batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted October 23, 2007 CMS Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 Baptize cats? First teach a pig to sing, then you can work on baptizing cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walkerci Posted October 23, 2007 Members Share Posted October 23, 2007 The only safe way is to put them in a cage before baptising them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rummy Posted October 23, 2007 Members Share Posted October 23, 2007 Cats are evil! How do you baptise something evil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mudbass Posted October 23, 2007 Members Share Posted October 23, 2007 {censored} the religious arguments. From a common sense point of view I don't recommend pouring water on a cat unless you want most of your hide removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Zamfir Posted October 23, 2007 Members Share Posted October 23, 2007 Because I can no longer find the original... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gbassman100 Posted October 23, 2007 Members Share Posted October 23, 2007 Not into feline submersion myself, but one of the best similes I ever heard was in reference to seeing a really fat woman in tight pants looking "like a sack full of kittens on it's way to the river". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted October 23, 2007 Members Share Posted October 23, 2007 If my pups aren't waiting for me at The Gates,I'm not going in.Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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