Members venturawest Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 ok, so i had a {censored}ing LOUSY DAY and things aren't going so well this week in general. (nobody died, so i shouldn't complain that much). i've decided to bring myself some cheer by asking everyone to describe their favourite Simpsons moment or quote, with a reference or context. this is guaranteed to bring a smile to my face. i'll start: Homer: Look, I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a *prostitute*. (from the "behind the simpsons" episode). thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 78pbass Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 MMMM, Donuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 A couple of my favorites: "I've done things I ain't proud of...and the stuff I am proud of...is disgusting." Moe "how can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness?" - Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 This should sum up your day perfectly.... http://www.box.net/shared/static/h73xv5f4sg.wav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 While fleeing from the Florida police in a stolen car and stopped at a railroad crossing: Marge:"Homer you'll kill us all!" Homer: "or die TRYING!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roger in the sky Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 "hey! this race is for rubber ducks, not meat ducks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members catphish Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members L-1329 Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Hey doc, how's the bike doing? A short lap of your favorite roads, or a cruise down the strip is always a great cure for a lousy day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members collinwho Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 D'Oh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Why you little... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members funkrockfreedomfighter Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 I love Ralph Wiggum quotes. It tastes like... ...burning!Me fail english? That's unpossible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rummy Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Mmmmm. 64 slices of American cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members collinwho Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Troy McClure: Don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pyralus Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Ralph Wiggum: "I beat the smart kids I beat the smart kids I bet th- (he trips and falls) oww... I bent my wookie..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Ralph: That's where I saw the Leprechaun... he told me to burn things. Smither's computer: "Hello, Smithers, you're, quite, good, at, turning, me, on..." "Hi, I'm Troy McClure!" "Hi every-body" "HI DR. NICK" "Homer: Oooo, they have the internet on computers now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members y-o-y Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Homer: [singing] I am so smart. s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-a-r-r-t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 5 dollars?! Get outa here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bleepo Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Look up the song Ralph Wiggum by the Bloodhound Gang. The entire song is simpsons quotes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roger in the sky Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 "20 dollars, awwwww, i wanted a peanut!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted March 27, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 Caddy: You need to use an open-faced club, like a sand wedge. Homer: Mmmm......Open-faced-club-sandwich...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheDarxide Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 D'oh! A Deer! A female Deer! Hi super-nintendo Chalmers! I won't lie to you Marge [leaves] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BoundandBlocked Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 When Homer and Bart are stealing Willie's retirement grease from the school Homer gets his face stuck in the vacuum and eventually pulls it off to reveal that his eye is bulging and bloodshot. Bart recoils in disgust and Homer says, "What?" Lisa: "Dad you can't drive...the sheriff took your license."Homer: "Well I'll try anyway." Starts car. "It worked!" From the Island episode:"...a night of efficient German sex." "Zat...arranged...can be." "If I know myself, I won't like be kicked in the crotch!" Homer (after being unable to find any scoops): "I know! I'll just make up news."Lisa: "At least take off your Pulitzer when you say that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super Bass Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Kent Brockman: It's 11pm, do you know where your children are? Homer: I told you yesterday, NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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