Members wades_keys Posted September 29, 2010 Members Share Posted September 29, 2010 My momma can out sing the bunch a ya. Yup. He had it coming from some digs he got in on me in the past. I figure we're about even now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MDLMUSIC Posted September 29, 2010 Members Share Posted September 29, 2010 i decided i was a geezer when, at 50, a very nice young lady decided she wanted to 'entertain' me after our gig ... so i made sure i had my Viagra ingested. i'm a diabetic ... i gotta get it while it still works A few years ago I was performing with my oldies/classic rock band at an outdoor gig. A good looking girl in her mid-twenties kept on looking directly at me and smiling all during the first set. Well, I've been happily married forever, but, just like Minnie Pearl said, "Just because I'm on a diet, don't mean I can't look in the refrigerator." So on the first break I went over to talk to her. She smiled some more and said, "You don't remember me, do you?" I admitted I didn't. She replied, "I was one of your students when you were teaching 4th grade." I knew then that I was officially a geezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SeniorBlues Posted September 29, 2010 Members Share Posted September 29, 2010 A few years ago I was performing with my oldies/classic rock band at an outdoor gig. A good looking girl in her mid-twenties kept on looking directly at me and smiling all during the first set. Well, I've been happily married forever, but, just like Minnie Pearl said, "Just because I'm on a diet, don't mean I can't look in the refrigerator." So on the first break I went over to talk to her. She smiled some more and said, "You don't remember me, do you?" I admitted I didn't. She replied, "I was one of your students when you were teaching 4th grade." I knew then that I was officially a geezer. I decided to try coaching soccer at the HS level. Was assigned a JV girls team - it was a trip. Funny when my son dropped in at a practice session one time. He was a year older than they were - so you learn to live this stuff vicariously. That was twelve years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ski219 Posted September 29, 2010 Members Share Posted September 29, 2010 Went to a club with my other guitar player to see his son's death metal band. Here's the geezer pickup line, "My friend's son is in the band." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goosefartfan Posted September 30, 2010 Members Share Posted September 30, 2010 A few years ago I was performing with my oldies/classic rock band at an outdoor gig. A good looking girl in her mid-twenties kept on looking directly at me and smiling all during the first set. Well, I've been happily married forever, but, just like Minnie Pearl said, "Just because I'm on a diet, don't mean I can't look in the refrigerator." So on the first break I went over to talk to her. She smiled some more and said, "You don't remember me, do you?" I admitted I didn't. She replied, "I was one of your students when you were teaching 4th grade." I knew then that I was officially a geezer. Just wondering, did she stand too close to you (in fourth grade?) did you at least bag her mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Micky Z Posted September 30, 2010 Members Share Posted September 30, 2010 What makes us a geezer band? My other guitarist. Whenever we play a song popular after 1989, he insists on cackling, "This one is for all you kids out in the crowd!" I can't think of too many (music-related) things you could say that would make you sound older than your audience than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tomm Williams Posted September 30, 2010 Members Share Posted September 30, 2010 I just turned 50, our bass player is 60, other guitarist are 51 and 38. Drummer is 40. I don't care what people call us, life is short, jam your ass off. TW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoadRanger Posted September 30, 2010 Author Members Share Posted September 30, 2010 life is short, jam your ass off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SpaceNorman Posted October 1, 2010 Members Share Posted October 1, 2010 So, what makes you a Geezer Band? I'm gonna go with "Our awesome collections of antique birth dates". Final Answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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