Members madjack Posted February 28, 2006 Members Share Posted February 28, 2006 Yes. A bit of a cautionary tale. I was playing a club in Cedar Falls, Iowa, about 25 years ago. We had just finished a set, the house was full, the crowd jumping, the band smokin' hot, and I was feeling quite good about myself. A lovely lady, looking about late 20s and smokin' hot herself, slunk up to me at the front of the stage, wrapped her arms around me, said "You're great! I want you to meet some people," and tilted her head up, obviously for a kiss. Of course I obliged her. She led me over to a table of several couples and some singles and announced, "This is the guitar player. He's great!" and pulled my face down for another long, hot kiss. Through the heat and haze of the kiss I heard a masculine voice say, "You wanna take your hands off her? That's my wife!" and a woman say, "Maybe you'd better go." I pulled my lips away, looked at the table, and saw a large man, obviously in pain, looking daggers at the two of us, while the woman by whom I had just been so deeply kissed laughed at him. I quickly extricated my arm, said "Sorry, I didn't know," and split for the band room. I don't know what happened with the couple, as they were gone by the time I dared head up for the next set. I was just glad the guy was apparently unarmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted February 28, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 28, 2006 Originally posted by madjack Yes. A bit of a cautionary tale. I was playing a club in Cedar Falls, Iowa, about 25 years ago. We had just finished a set, the house was full, the crowd jumping, the band smokin' hot, and I was feeling quite good about myself. A lovely lady, looking about late 20s and smokin' hot herself, slunk up to me at the front of the stage, wrapped her arms around me, said "You're great! I want you to meet some people," and tilted her head up, obviously for a kiss. Of course I obliged her. She led me over to a table of several couples and some singles and announced, "This is the guitar player. He's great!" and pulled my face down for another long, hot kiss. Through the heat and haze of the kiss I heard a masculine voice say, "You wanna take your hands off her? That's my wife!" and a woman say, "Maybe you'd better go." I pulled my lips away, looked at the table, and saw a large man, obviously in pain, looking daggers at the two of us, while the woman by whom I had just been so deeply kissed laughed at him. I quickly extricated my arm, said "Sorry, I didn't know," and split for the band room. I don't know what happened with the couple, as they were gone by the time I dared head up for the next set. I was just glad the guy was apparently unarmed. Good one ! Likely the chick was drunk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edward Posted March 2, 2006 Members Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by Roy Brooks I have always liked larger women. One night a fellow band member asked me how I always ended up with the big girls. I told him to go get his own. Ba-doom-tsssss!Great line.I quite agree - too damn many skinny nothings in the world. Give me a girl with hips and breats any day of the week. What constantly shocks me on here is what guys seem to consider "big" - i.e. any girl who clearly wouldn't simply snap in half if ya were, ya know......enthusiastic.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Edward Posted March 2, 2006 Members Share Posted March 2, 2006 Originally posted by madjack Yes.A bit of a cautionary tale.I was playing a club in Cedar Falls, Iowa, about 25 years ago. We had just finished a set, the house was full, the crowd jumping, the band smokin' hot, and I was feeling quite good about myself.A lovely lady, looking about late 20s and smokin' hot herself, slunk up to me at the front of the stage, wrapped her arms around me, said "You're great! I want you to meet some people," and tilted her head up, obviously for a kiss. Of course I obliged her.She led me over to a table of several couples and some singles and announced, "This is the guitar player. He's great!" and pulled my face down for another long, hot kiss. Through the heat and haze of the kiss I heard a masculine voice say, "You wanna take your hands off her? That's my wife!" and a woman say, "Maybe you'd better go." I pulled my lips away, looked at the table, and saw a large man, obviously in pain, looking daggers at the two of us, while the woman by whom I had just been so deeply kissed laughed at him.I quickly extricated my arm, said "Sorry, I didn't know," and split for the band room. I don't know what happened with the couple, as they were gone by the time I dared head up for the next set. I was just glad the guy was apparently unarmed. "In walked a man with a gun in his hand and he was lookin' for you know who", eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members redviper Posted March 3, 2006 Members Share Posted March 3, 2006 I really can't see how people bang random girls. I would never no matter how hot would ever band some random groupie. I guess there is alot less people out there that actually care about love and whatnot. I know I sound like a {censored} right. But I guess my mom just raised me right. Plus with a girlfriend that would murder me if I ever cheated on her I don't ever see myself getting laid because of my music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JohnnyGraphic Posted March 3, 2006 Members Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by redviper I really can't see how people bang random girls. I would never no matter how hot would ever band some random groupie. I guess there is alot less people out there that actually care about love and whatnot. I know I sound like a {censored} right. But I guess my mom just raised me right. Plus with a girlfriend that would murder me if I ever cheated on her I don't ever see myself getting laid because of my music. Oh boy...Here comes the "You're so ugly" jokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madjack Posted March 3, 2006 Members Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by redviper I really can't see how people bang random girls. I would never no matter how hot would ever band some random groupie. I guess there is alot less people out there that actually care about love and whatnot. I know I sound like a {censored} right. But I guess my mom just raised me right. Plus with a girlfriend that would murder me if I ever cheated on her I don't ever see myself getting laid because of my music. While I applaud your inner moral strength, I must remind you of two things. Many of us are not talking about cheating on a girlfriend/wife while responding to groupies, and the world was quite a bit different in the 70s than it is now. With the advent of the pill, and the lack of any deadly stds that couldn't be cured with a simple shot, society's mores had quickly changed, particularly among young people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted March 3, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by Edward Ba-doom-tsssss! Great line. I quite agree - too damn many skinny nothings in the world. Give me a girl with hips and breats any day of the week. What constantly shocks me on here is what guys seem to consider "big" - i.e. any girl who clearly wouldn't simply snap in half if ya were, ya know......enthusiastic.... hell yeah hips and tits rule !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members way2fat Posted March 3, 2006 Members Share Posted March 3, 2006 Yeah buddy. Gimme them old school back-in-the-day curves. These days it isn't easy to determine gender from behind, what with today's starvation-as-fashion look. I hope that doesn't mean I'm ready for the priesthood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted March 3, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by way2fat Yeah buddy. Gimme them old school back-in-the-day curves. These days it isn't easy to determine gender from behind, what with today's starvation-as-fashion look. I hope that doesn't mean I'm ready for the priesthood. All for curves !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members way2fat Posted March 3, 2006 Members Share Posted March 3, 2006 Yassuh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WonderMalcolm Posted March 3, 2006 Members Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by brikus All for curves !!! I would love her so tender! And she does nudie pics. *lornamorgansturbates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted March 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 13, 2006 Originally posted by WonderMalcolm I would love her so tender! And she does nudie pics. *lornamorgansturbates too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted March 13, 2006 Members Share Posted March 13, 2006 A little too frumpy for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted March 13, 2006 Moderators Share Posted March 13, 2006 Originally posted by redviper I really can't see how people bang random girls. I would never no matter how hot would ever band some random groupie. I guess there is alot less people out there that actually care about love and whatnot. I know I sound like a {censored} right. But I guess my mom just raised me right. Plus with a girlfriend that would murder me if I ever cheated on her I don't ever see myself getting laid because of my music. (1) There's really no such thing as a "random girl." Groupies are just girls you don't know yet. Turns out they are people just like you and me, who have hopes and dreams and aspirations and jobs and problems and want to be loved but have a crazy way of getting it. Read my story. (2) I care about love far more than I care about sex. Always have. I have a terrible affliction that causes me to feel strong feelings of love for anyone I have sex with. I thought I'd outgrow that but I never did. My mother tried to teach me that sex was bad, but she failed so I guess she "didn't raise me right." (3) Strongly recommend you find a different girlfriend, maybe swap the one who would murder you for the more common kind who will simply leave you for cheating. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeauNasty Posted March 18, 2006 Members Share Posted March 18, 2006 Here's my theory on sex with the random groupie. Get it while you can, because the day will come where your following all drink coffee and water, are more worried about the table conversation than hearing the band, and haven't had the first thought in the world about banging the guitar player they haven't been paying any attention to throughout the entire show. If you oblige your urges when you are still young and able, you'll at least have some stories from the "old days" when you used to slay the women in the back of the band van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted March 18, 2006 Members Share Posted March 18, 2006 Oh crap...I play coffee shops now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted March 18, 2006 Moderators Share Posted March 18, 2006 Originally posted by BeauNasty Get it while you can, because the day will come where your following all drink coffee and water, are more worried about the table conversation than hearing the band, and haven't had the first thought in the world about banging the guitar player they haven't been paying any attention to throughout the entire show. Fortunately, it really doesn't work like that.... Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted March 18, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 18, 2006 Originally posted by MrKnobs Fortunately, it really doesn't work like that.... Terry D. well, can you enlighten us with the knowledge you got from your first-hand experience ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted March 18, 2006 Members Share Posted March 18, 2006 Well, I'm 40...I play in a hard rock band, and we play covers in the local dives. At the last gig, when we finished our set a pretty blonde in a wheelchair came up and asked for guitar picks from each of us. When she got to me, she asked if I'd autograph my pick for her. Ever try and sign a pick? Anyway, I got out my Sharpie and initialled it for her instead. Then she asked me to place it close to her heart, and promptly opened her shirt and pulled her bra aside...she wanted it right over her nipple. I obliged her with a grin, of course. Then she smiled sweetly and asked for a kiss. I told her I could only give her a small one...I'm married and I don't want to get out of line. She took her small peck happily and wheeled away with a big grin on her face. When I got home, my wife gave me a kiss and asked how the gig went. I told her I was doing really good..."that's the second kiss I got tonight!" and told the whole story. My wife thought that was nice of me to oblige a fan like that. Obviously, we have a strong marriage. If I wasn't committed to my wife, I certainly could have done much more for that fan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted March 18, 2006 Moderators Share Posted March 18, 2006 Originally posted by brikus well, can you enlighten us with the knowledge you got from your first-hand experience ? Twenty years passed before I wrote my groupie story for a reason. Terry D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted March 20, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by Rich4Once Well, I'm 40...I play in a hard rock band, and we play covers in the local dives. At the last gig, when we finished our set a pretty blonde in a wheelchair came up and asked for guitar picks from each of us. When she got to me, she asked if I'd autograph my pick for her. Ever try and sign a pick? Anyway, I got out my Sharpie and initialled it for her instead. Then she asked me to place it close to her heart, and promptly opened her shirt and pulled her bra aside...she wanted it right over her nipple. I obliged her with a grin, of course. Then she smiled sweetly and asked for a kiss. I told her I could only give her a small one...I'm married and I don't want to get out of line. She took her small peck happily and wheeled away with a big grin on her face. When I got home, my wife gave me a kiss and asked how the gig went. I told her I was doing really good..."that's the second kiss I got tonight!" and told the whole story. My wife thought that was nice of me to oblige a fan like that. Obviously, we have a strong marriage. If I wasn't committed to my wife, I certainly could have done much more for that fan! How would you dare abuse disabled people ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members epilespaul Posted March 20, 2006 Members Share Posted March 20, 2006 thats was a {censored}in killer story mrknobs i cant believe i read that whole story, i am 14 and have a short attention span. yo should make that into a book and then into a movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted March 20, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by epilespaul thats was a {censored}in killer story mrknobs i cant believe i read that whole story, i am 14 and have a short attention span. yo should make that into a book and then into a movie oh yeah...I'd play the young Mr Knobs who bangs the groupies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roy Brooks Posted March 20, 2006 Members Share Posted March 20, 2006 I know a bass player who would hit on literally every woman in the club who he thought might be available. He would usually score with somebody, most of the time that one woman in the house that I would not score with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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