BeauNasty

Originally posted by MrKnobs I'm not terribly attracted to strange drunk chicks making fools of themselves at a club, no matter how attractive they are. Amen, brother! But I'd still {censored} 'em! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

Managing a bar with bands doesn't hurt my game any either. I had one hell of a hot chick on my tail this past Saturday night. Her buddies took a bunch of pics, so I'll share when I get them via e-mail. YES...they are CLEAN pics.

Here's my theory on sex with the random groupie. Get it while you can, because the day will come where your following all drink coffee and water, are more worried about the table conversation than hearing the band, and haven't had the first thought in the world about banging the guitar player they haven't been paying any attention to throughout the entire show. If you oblige your urges when you are still young and able, you'll at least have some stories from the "old days" when you used to slay the women in the back of the band van.

Originally posted by Roy Brooks I have always liked larger women. One night a fellow band member asked me how I always ended up with the big girls. I told him to go get his own. I have a weird phenomenon that occurs with big women. I drink a lot and go home with a skinny super model...I wake up with a big girl. I don't get it.

Originally posted by RockGirl awwww group hug time c'mon everyone gather round' Considering the title of this thread, shouldn't it be a "groupie" hug?

Get over it, dude...please! I didn't come here to argue. I shared some stories. You happen to not like my delivery. I happen to not like that you bitch more than a menstrual woman, but you won't find me redundantly bawling about it. As far as Hide The Pig goes...I learned that game from a national act that I bet you have at least one or more LPs, cassettes, or CDs of somewhere in your collection. I wasn't trying to offend anyone...I've apologized as many times as I think are necessary. Let's move on. TRUCE!!! Now back to the fun.

Bummer, man. I laid down the mellow stories already. I guess I just spectate now and laugh with the rest of you.

Originally posted by brikus The thing is I started it for people to post their groupie stories in fun way, not to debate about ethical questions (like their vision of the opposite gender) and insult each other. I hear that!

Originally posted by rhat If someone did that to a member of your family would it be as funny? What goes around comes around guy .... If you did stuff like that.... your pay back isnt going to be pretty .... rat Dude...if I had a fat sister that was enough of a hosebag to {censored} somebody within the first 10 minutes of meeting them...I'd laugh at her for being stupid...not go out on a mission to seek revenge on the crazy dudes behind the story. Would I pull that kind of {censored} now at the age of 36...no. I was in my early '20s and full of piss and vinegar for Christ sake. Gimme a break...

Originally posted by Rich4Once Believe me, I was a slut, but I didn't see the need to degrade the gals just because "groupies are groupies". You're the one being condescending...to THEM, and you obviously put yourself on the pedestal, above them. I saw the band/groupie relationship as a mutual admiration society. They took very good care of me, food, clothes, a bed, and incredible sex...all I had to do was play guitar and be appreciative....I was, and still am. You're missing the point, bro. There is a difference between the hot betties in the mini skirts they needed two hair-dos to wear and a band of drunken 20 something dudes wearking havoc while on the road. Picking up a fat chick and going back to the hotel room to play hide the pig didn't necessarily entail a groupie girl from one of our shows. I mean...we might have been crazy, but we're not stupid. What would you pick? The hot nympho who is going to feed you bacon and eggs in the morning or 4 drunken retards barrelling in on you stickin' it to a fat chick you would otherwise never been seen with??? Hell...the chick in this thread isn't offended. You just seem to be a little more reserved than myself. It's ok with me, man. I'm not looking to argue. I'm not looking to be judged either. I wear a smile when I think back to all the crazy {censored} I used to do...and that's all that matters to me. If you want to get your panties up in a twist over it and peg me as a mysogynist that's on you. Sorry if I offended you, man. You won't be the first or the last to cringe at the antics of Beau Nasty.

Different strokes for different folks, man. Don't be so sensitive. That was just part of being in a metal band in the '80s and being on the road. Excess everything. Groupies are groupies, bro. They serve their purpose. I think maybe you give them too much credit. Or not...maybe we just come from 2 totally different schools of music and being on the road. I am a complete no holds barred party animal. I sense that you are entirely different. We each have our own sense of dignity...that's what makes the world go around. If we were all the same, this would be one hell of a boring place to live. Personally, I think it's funnier than hell and had a great time painting every town across the Eastern US red. It doesn't mean you have to agree with me. It also doesn't mean you have to be condescending and look down at me from your pedestal.

Come on guys! Someone has got to be from the old school '60s, '70s, '80s and have some whacked stories from back when everyone was high and gettin' laid all the time. Anybody ever go on the road and play "Hide The Pig"? It's when all the band members compete to be the first to get a fat, ugly chick back to the hotel room. Once you get her there you have 10 minutes to get her completely naked with the lights on and the bed completely stripped down to the bare mattress. After 10 minutes the rest of the band busts in the room with a stopwatch and times how long it takes her to cover up...hence "Hide The Pig"! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

You may think it's BS, my friends, however you would be incorrect. They don't call me Beau Nasty by mistake. Feel free to hit the message boards on our band site and ask for yourself. Dirrty Hairy's Web Site

I have a couple of DIRRTY stories for ya. A chick walks up to me at set break and tells me flat out she wants to suck my dick. So, I oblige her. I met her out back behind the dumpster. NO {censored}! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! We were playing a gig on the road and I hooked up with a chick that had found us on MySpace. We went to the band hotel room during set break (the hotel was right next to the club). We did some blow and started going at it. I was munching this chick and had chewing gum in my mouth. The gum fell out of my mouth and I couldn't find it. In the middle of the next set I was lifting my guitar away from my body and our drummer says, "What the {censored} is that?"...apparently the gum stuck to my shirt and was now stuck to my shirt and my guitar. Imagine my relief when I found out her {censored} didn't eat my gum. HA HA HA!