Members TravvyBear Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 Kristen Stewart's best role was in Speak, and if you don't agree with that, you've got the downs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frankiej Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 I was on Harmony Central half the time and you wonder why you didn't get anyz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blitzraptor007 Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 I didn't go anywhere to see Twilight. She came over with the DVD. I was on Harmony Central half the time No wonder you didn't get any....The objective of the game is to make-out with her for the majority of the movie, so you don't have to watch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members matterday Posted April 16, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 No wonder you didn't get any.... {censored} yo couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frankiej Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 You have lost your credibility with all things that have to do with girls {censored} yo couch. Dude, how can you take away credibility with the ladies he didn't have in the first place. It'd be a little hard eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tim gueguen Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 The source material is crap, so making a good movie from it would have been a major coup. It does happen occasionally, but not this time. I got a real kick out of Robert Pattison's behaviour in interviews in the runup to the film's debute. He stopped just short of openly saying the movie was utter crap and no one should go see it. It seems "RPatz," as some folks call him, really didn't know anything about the books when he got the role and thought he was going to be playing a cool vampire, only to find to his disappointment he was going to play a "wangstpire" instead. Unfortunately for the poor bastard he'll probably be playing Emo Edward for years. And I would be remise if I didn't post a link to this cartoon mocking of Twiilight from the webcomic Head Trip.http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Twilight-Sucks-85504254 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TravvyBear Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 It'd be a little hard eh? Like my dick when it's in a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members matterday Posted April 16, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 Dude, how can you take away credibility with the ladies he didn't have in the first place. It'd be a little hard eh? Everyone on HCFX starts off with 5 girl knowledge points just because I don't know them. If you're on HCAF you get 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jaron Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 I saw Twilight in theaters. How did noone enjoy watching this movie? I laughed through the entire thing. Everything was super cereal and the acting was so bad. I didn't pay anything to see it since I snuck in after another movie, but I would gladly pay again to watch it. Its going on my netflix list for sure. anyone who has seen it will def get lulz out of this:http://www.the-editing-room.com/twilight.html EDIT: was beat to the link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blitzraptor007 Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 {censored} yo couch. I get mine.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jaron Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 I was also impressed that everyone was drinking vitamin R in the movie. that was pure win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blitzraptor007 Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 I was also impressed that everyone was drinking vitamin R in the movie. that was pure win Vitamin Estrogen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members murderfacexda Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 perhaps I am just naive to the epic redonkulous awesome that is Twilight, but how are vampires with none of the traits of vampires still vampires? walking around in daylight? (sparkly wtf?) also, they already made this movie about 3 years ago...watch The Covenant, substitute vampire for wizard (or whatever the hell they were) and you have Twilight, except better (still not good, but better) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tim gueguen Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 More Head Trip Twilight mocking, this time dealing with the fourth book in the series, Breaking Dawn. http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Breaking-Dawn-98016573 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AnderMocs Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 Here's how the conversation went: *movie just ended - credits rolling* Me - "What the {censored} did I just watch?" Her - "What do you mean what did you just watch? That was the greatest movie ever!" Me - "I meant..." Her - "Honestly, this is much better than that Star Wars bull{censored} you watch!" Me - "Whoa let's not get hasty, I just meant the acting was terr-" Her - "Blah blah blah" Me - "Well-" Her - "Blah blah blah" Me - "I need to do homework." Not gonna lie, I don't see why everyone wants that Edward dude's dick after that movie. He just seemed like any other goth kid I've ever encountered. Here's how this conversation would have went had it been me.Me - "What the {censored} did I just watch?"Her - "What do you mean what did you just watch? That was the greatest movie ever!"Me - "I meant..."Her - "Honestly, this is much better than that Star Wars bull{censored} you watch..Me - Her - no bitch busts on the trilogy on my watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Naterel Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 hahaha, youre advocating domestic violenceITS GOLD JERRY! GOLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Radiofred Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 Has anyone seen Let The Right One In? it's a vampire flick out in cinema right now in the uk, best vampire film since Lost Boys!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gunner Recall Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 I've heard a lot of good things about let the right one in...I have it in the mail. Should come tomorrow actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jarrizle Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 no bitch busts on the trilogy on my watch. This +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Let It Burn... Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 strange. I watched it too and I got some {censored} afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members matterday Posted April 16, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 strange. I watched it too and I got some {censored} afterwards Why would the movie compel you to go to the animal pound and bring home a homeless cat? That's just bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snufkino Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 Has anyone seen Let The Right One In? it's a vampire flick out in cinema right now in the uk, best vampire film since Lost Boys!!!!!! It's good. Not great. And not scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Radiofred Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 It's good. Not great. And not scary. What is scarey though? what films scare you? Apart from the first time i watched the excorcist at 11 i have not been scared like that since. Let The Right One In is more of a thinker than in your face 'scareyness'. I don't want to give much away but there is so much to take from that film on many different levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cleverbastid Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 I think all girls who are female and under the age of consent are in that cult. So some aren't female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blakemore Effects Posted April 16, 2009 Members Share Posted April 16, 2009 Never seen the movie, never will see the movie. Then again, that's what I said about the Notebook, but I ended up getting some {censored} for watching that one, so I guess I have my price. I will not see Twilight, UNLESS I'll be getting some. I think that sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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