Members BP90 Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 this thread took a really gross turn for the worst... and I used to fart on stage, until I shat a turd into my sock.... no one else had a clue, but I knew.... This is the sickest thread ever... And by sickest... I mean it ROCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thirsty one Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 is it just me or is the girl to the far right topless? Good call Greedo, I didn't see that till you pointed it out. Shart=Gambling on a fart and losing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members miggy01 Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 is it just me or is the girl to the far right topless? Good God, man. You're so right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jorhay1 Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 fartacular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted June 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 well, back from the gig...sad to say that there was no flatulence. Kinda anticlimactic, but the gig went well. Kind of a strange line up , two solo singer songwriters, the one right before us was singing about God and stuff, then we came on with a five piece assault out of the gate...cleared out the weak spirited folk audience in two songs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sethlover Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 fartacular Indeed, fartacular. Fartastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted June 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 'twas a fart free set...but the Orange sounded mighty thick...sorta like a fart...ehh not really...all in all a good gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bobby D Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 yes....but i will usually walk back to the drummer, since he can't move.....let that taco bell OUT.....then go back to my place on the stage. priceless..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted June 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 hahaha he's soaking in it! The gift that keeps on giving! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bobby D Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 we had a "no egg mcmuffins for breakfast" policy on our bus :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted June 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 we had a "no egg mcmuffins for breakfast" policy on our bus :eek: this is very important in band politics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bobby D Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 this is very important in band politics! have you ever smelled what those smell like comin out of your ASS??? :eek::eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted June 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 have you ever smelled what those smell like comin out of your ASS??? :eek: :eek: :eek: honestly no. I can't force myself to eat fast food...anything that smells as bad going in as coming out is just not for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vinnies Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 anywhere there's more than 2 people, and i can't get blamed for the fart, i fart. simple rule to live by. but the stage? {censored} yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gambit Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 always hold it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bobby D Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 honestly no. I can't force myself to eat fast food...anything that smells as bad going in as coming out is just not for me! what's the old saying? any place that sells fuel for your CAR is no place for fuel for your BODY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted June 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 anywhere there's more than 2 people, and i can't get blamed for the fart, i fart. simple rule to live by. but the stage? {censored} yeah! you dirty rotten..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kid_A Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 [YOUTUBE]RxqeqlvLm8g[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members d4rk0 Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 we had a "no egg mcmuffins for breakfast" policy on our bus :eek: we had a "no white castle" policy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members d4rk0 Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 always hold it in. this sucks so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted June 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 aaaaahhhh hahahahaha !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gambit Posted June 4, 2009 Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 this sucks so bad. his bits were probably chaffing against peanuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted June 4, 2009 Author Members Share Posted June 4, 2009 poop is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members companyman Posted June 5, 2009 Author Members Share Posted June 5, 2009 this thread makes me think of Radiohead.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the_bleeding Posted June 5, 2009 Members Share Posted June 5, 2009 ive always wondered if my pickups were hot enough to pickup farts. Im guna have to test it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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