Members Bill Cosby Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yo mama is so fat she eats wheat thicks. Yo Mama so fat Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars said 'DAMN'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yo mama's so fat, that even the banhammer just bounces off of her. Yo mama's so fat, that technically, as her child, NASA classifies you as a small orbital satellite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rogueweez Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members royal crxsh johnson Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 yo mama so fat we snuck her into a drive in dressed as a chevroletyo mama so fat she eats mayonnaise with asprinif fat was bricks yo mama would be the projectsshe so fat that she went to the movies and sat next to ERRBODYyo mama so fat her shadow gave upyo mama so old the theme of her prom was fireyo mama so fat her blood type is raguyo mama so stupid she took the pepsi challenge and chose jifyo mama so stupid when you go to kiss her goodnight you have to slap her belly and ride the waves inyo mama so fat she measured 38-26-36 and that was just the left armyo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpasteyo mama so poor when I rang her doorbell she said 'Ding-Dong'yo mama so old you came out with denturesyo mama so old she co wrote the 4th commandmentyo mama so old her social security number is 4 yo mama so fat she jump up in the air and got stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tb_308 Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 yo mama so fat we snuck her into a drive in dressed as a chevroletyo mama so fat she eats mayonnaise with asprinif fat was bricks yo mama would be the projectsshe so fat that she went to the movies and sat next to ERRBODYyo mama so fat her shadow gave upyo mama so old the theme of her prom was fireyo mama so fat her blood type is raguyo mama so stupid she took the pepsi challenge and chose jifyo mama so stupid when you go to kiss her goodnight you have to slap her belly and ride the waves inyo mama so fat she measured 38-26-36 and that was just the left armyo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpasteyo mama so poor when I rang her doorbell she said 'Ding-Dong'yo mama so old you came out with denturesyo mama so old she co wrote the 4th commandmentyo mama so old her social security number is 4yo mama so fat she jump up in the air and got stuck. best one I have ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members doppelbanger Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 yo mama's so lame that she posts on harmony central. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tb_308 Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 [YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crxsh Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yo momma's so fat that when she hauls ass, she's gotta make 2 trips!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jhamnett Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown your pet fish. Yo momma's so fat, yo daddy makes love to her belly button since it's the biggest hole he can locate. And the special HCFX version: Yo momma's so dumb, she doesn't even know what 1/3 of $299 is. (joke is just for the lulz, not for the {censored}stormz) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 yo mama so fat we snuck her into a drive in dressed as a chevrolet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members veil Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yo mama's so fat she is at serious risk for heart disease, diabetes, and other health problems directly related to her sedentary lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jhamnett Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yo mama's so fat she is at serious risk for heart disease, diabetes, and other health problems directly related to her sedentary lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brambulance Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MathiasWilliam Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 One time, my brother was at work, and his workmate said "what is that i smell? smells like burning rubber" So my brother thought quickly and it came to him "oh yeah, that was the condom i just used on ya mum!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members royal crxsh johnson Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 i think i won if phil liked mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fatso Forgottso Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yo momma so fat, she saw a pod of whales and they all started singing "WE ARE FAM-ILYYYY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brambulance Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pandadan Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped in front of my car, I swerved and ran out of gas.Yo mama's so fat, other fat people orbit her. Those are ones I've heard before. Here's my own: Yo Mama's so fat, last time she went shopping in New York everyone thought they were shooting the sequel to Cloverfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Finch88 Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 I'll just give you the song. OgXkwiM0hIQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I'm not judging this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members schandmann Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Yo Mama works on a fishing boat - as the smell! (Sorry, I'm German, does the 'the' belong there?) Yo Mama's so fat, when she jumps down a cliff in a yellow raincoat, people think the sun sets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members otherdimensions Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 yo momma's so hairy a shower with her looks like the set of Gorillas in the Mist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frankiej Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Your mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MrChrisos Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Your mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. I don't know if this is an old one I've missed out on until now, but it gets my vote as by far the best do far! Not that any voting is involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soma1975 Posted July 21, 2009 Members Share Posted July 21, 2009 Your Mum's seen more helmets than Hitler. Might get lost in translation: No idea if Americans use the word helmet to describe the end of their cocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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