Members dZjupp Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 So check this out, my friend Dirk and i were pulling up our stockings and smoking a cigarette while we walked to our high school theatre department and coach C.T. Wetspot saw me smoking and called the police and my mommy and daddy. i'm grounded from my phone, my wii, my tv, my sleepovers with Thomus, my bmx, and my schoolbus i really want this girl that is a year older than me (a sophmore) to like me. the cops beat the {censored} out of me guess i will play my rat to johnny greenwood on ok computer (i just recently discovered this band called radiohead and i worship them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members melx Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 you'll never get the girl if you continue to wear ladies undergarments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikeoxlong Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 the girl you want has a penis and i already had sex with her a week ago and gave her herpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bluehuricane Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cobalt-60 Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 the girl you want has a penis and i already had sex with her a week ago and gave her herpes Guess I was right. Best you move along, this ones been tagged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bluehuricane Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 the girl you want has a penis and i already had sex with her a week ago and gave her herpes that's just great. so you have herpes and {censored} dudes? dope bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 You are quite possibly the most awesome person ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Sarum Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members christianatl Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 About what I was thinking. Kids today... Couldn't even bring myself to post something snarky in that thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blackmappes Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 I got caught smoking a sailor, and my mommy is dead. Can I still haz heaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarvinDog Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 the girl you want has a penis and i already had sex with her a week ago and gave her herpesPics or it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nico/atd Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 coach C.T. Wetspot saw me smoking and called the police and my mommy and daddy. I can't believe how things are in the USA sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cobalt-60 Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 I got caught smoking a sailor, and my mommy is dead. Can I still haz heaven? That's what Sister Ray says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BHz_econo Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 Maybe you can work out a deal... You don't want this to eff up your social life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarvinDog Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 Just tell them, "Mom, Dad, I like to wear ladies undergarments with a (British slang for cigarette redacted) up my bum. I'm a responsible young adult." It worked for me, and now our relationship is better than ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MilkWasABadChoice Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 I can take a joke and everything, and I kinda loled but really, what the {censored} is wrong with wanting to have a good experience before college starts? I'm sorry I like {censored}, I'm sorry I like friends, I'm sorry that I don't wanna be a {censored}ing hermit like most of the people on this forum making fun, especially for the last three months of high school. I may be just as cynical about the high school experience as you, but at least it's {censored}ing fun. Big whoop, I guess I'm just a bitchy, bad person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members christianatl Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 A ha ha ha!!! Interwebz=not serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cpviolation Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 Poke her in the booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IamBurnout Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 I can take a joke and everything, and I kinda loled but really, what the {censored} is wrong with wanting to have a good experience before college starts? I'm sorry I like {censored}, I'm sorry I like friends, I'm sorry that I don't wanna be a {censored}ing hermit like most of the people on this forum making fun, especially for the last three months of high school. I may be just as cynical about the high school experience as you, but at least it's {censored}ing fun. Big whoop, I guess I'm just a bitchy, bad person. Or, you got busted, doing what you shouldn't be doing, and now you feel like a sucker (who can somehow 'deal' his way out of punishment). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarvinDog Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 ... what the {censored} is wrong with wanting ...Absolutely nothing.What is funny is that you (and everyone else in your thread posting NORML rulez, pot-is-kewl-and-almost-legal crap) are completely missing the point on what happened to you.Seriously, you need to buy the cops a big f'n present, because they did you a huge f'n favor and you don't even realize it. You're bitching that you're grounded by your parents, and now they're ruining high school for you, when, with a dose of grown up adult reality, say if one of those cops had been in a bad mood that night and decided to haul your ass into jail, your life would've been seriously {censored}ed. And you'd've wished that you had only been grounded.That's what's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 I can take a joke and everything, and I kinda loled but really, what the {censored} is wrong with wanting to have a good experience before college starts? I'm sorry I like {censored}, I'm sorry I like friends, I'm sorry that I don't wanna be a {censored}ing hermit like most of the people on this forum making fun, especially for the last three months of high school. I may be just as cynical about the high school experience as you, but at least it's {censored}ing fun. Big whoop, I guess I'm just a bitchy, bad person.no, youre a whiney little bitch. you couldve gotten arrested. you werent. you were punished by not being able to have sleepovers anymore.seriously. what the {censored}? youre 18 yrs old. grow up or atleast dont act like youre 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MilkWasABadChoice Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 Weed spans a punishment from the cops throwing it away to being taken to jail. Yeah, I'm lucky I got somewhere in between but at the same time I had the same chance of getting a cool cop who'd warn us and just throw it away as to one who sends you to jail. And I'm not bitching anymore, I got what I wanted. I know I {censored}ed up and I'm paying for it, but at least now I get to have a life. My problem is with the people that think I'm whiney because I like friends and the "I hate that 17 year olds only want social lives" crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikeoxlong Posted December 30, 2009 Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 Weed spans a punishment from the cops throwing it away to being taken to jail. Yeah, I'm lucky I got somewhere in between but at the same time I had the same chance of getting a cool cop who'd warn us and just throw it away as to one who sends you to jail. And I'm not bitching anymore, I got what I wanted. I know I {censored}ed up and I'm paying for it, but at least now I get to have a life. My problem is with the people that think I'm whiney because I like friends and the "I hate that 17 year olds only want social lives" crowd.In Canada I couldn't get arrested for smoking pot... I would not get grounded and I would be able to legally go to the bar after... feels good man. Highschool was fun as {censored}, enjoy it.... but don't be whiner :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dZjupp Posted December 30, 2009 Author Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 Maybe you can work out a deal... You don't want this to eff up your social life. i like this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dZjupp Posted December 30, 2009 Author Members Share Posted December 30, 2009 Weed spans a punishment from the cops throwing it away to being taken to jail. Yeah, I'm lucky I got somewhere in between but at the same time I had the same chance of getting a cool cop who'd warn us and just throw it away as to one who sends you to jail. And I'm not bitching anymore, I got what I wanted. I know I {censored}ed up and I'm paying for it, but at least now I get to have a life. My problem is with the people that think I'm whiney because I like friends and the "I hate that 17 year olds only want social lives" crowd. the bigger issue is nobody here cares about what happens in some 17 year old's life, especially his mommy and daddy grounding him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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