Members King Rat Posted October 18, 2012 Author Members Share Posted October 18, 2012 Haha it's just for the Lols... Dissecting things take the fun out of the cheap laugh.I love you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members arthurdent'd Posted October 18, 2012 Members Share Posted October 18, 2012 I do all of the cooking, I carry a long unrelenting spatula as well....what of it bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AxAxSxS Posted October 18, 2012 Members Share Posted October 18, 2012 I cooked for the wife tonight, steak and potatoes. You wanna taste the best potatoes ever? Do this. Bake some big ass potatoes at 500 degrees for at least an hour. they're done when you can squeeze them and they squish. drink some scotch. Take the potatoes and holding them with a towel or something, scoop everything out of the skin into a bigly bowl. Drink some more scotch. salt and pepper liberally. add a bigass dollop of sour cream, an equally bigass bit of butter or margarine or holy {censored} theres no {censored}ing way this {censored} isnt butter. Add a bunch of cheddar cheese. have another scotch to take your mind off the burns you got because you didn't use a towel or something to hold the taters when you scooped them out. Get a big mashy thing, and mix it all up. Serve with steak. You pick what animal its from. best {censored} ever. My wife liked it so much she didn't even notice I'm drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitardustin Posted October 18, 2012 Members Share Posted October 18, 2012 I made some Lasagna for my boo yesterday, and I didn't take a {censored}ing picture of it. I took it out of the oven, let it cool then ate it like a reasonable human being. Normal dinnerware should not consist of Camera equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted October 18, 2012 Members Share Posted October 18, 2012 we cook for each other all the time. though, we're good at it. and stopped taking pics of that {censored} long ago. tonight was ahi steaks. no cheese toast here, bitches. dude is {censored}ing hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bricks & Bones Posted October 18, 2012 Members Share Posted October 18, 2012 Originally Posted by d4rk0 In 7 years of marriage, and the 5 years that we dated before that, I have cooked for my wife exactly 2 times. To summarise, you've cooked for her twice in 12 years. SHAME ON YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members echodeluxe Posted October 18, 2012 Members Share Posted October 18, 2012 Originally Posted by AxAxSxS I cooked for the wife tonight, steak and potatoes. You wanna taste the best potatoes ever? Do this. Bake some big ass potatoes at 500 degrees for at least an hour. they're done when you can squeeze them and they squish. drink some scotch. Take the potatoes and holding them with a towel or something, scoop everything out of the skin into a bigly bowl. Drink some more scotch. salt and pepper liberally. add a bigass dollop of sour cream, an equally bigass bit of butter or margarine or holy {censored} theres no {censored}ing way this {censored} isnt butter. Add a bunch of cheddar cheese. have another scotch to take your mind off the burns you got because you didn't use a towel or something to hold the taters when you scooped them out. Get a big mashy thing, and mix it all up. Serve with steak. You pick what animal its from. best {censored} ever. My wife liked it so much she didn't even notice I'm drunk. this is great. New favorite poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Danhedonia Posted October 19, 2012 Members Share Posted October 19, 2012 Asymmetric, displaced anger is soooo '94. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobs Posted October 19, 2012 Members Share Posted October 19, 2012 Mine just cooked dinner for me, and it was delicious. But then again, she's a very very good cook. Beef wellington, sauteed spinach, roast potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members p0lymath Posted October 19, 2012 Members Share Posted October 19, 2012 when i'm lucky enough to eat i eat shoes i find in dumpsters {censored} you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Danhedonia Posted October 19, 2012 Members Share Posted October 19, 2012 While you're in the dumpster, look around and see if there are any half-used packets of ketchup or hot sauce. Makes shoes taste like steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted October 19, 2012 Members Share Posted October 19, 2012 Originally Posted by Loobs Mine just cooked dinner for me, and it was delicious. But then again, she's a very very good cook. Beef wellington, sauteed spinach, roast potatoes. With or without the foie gras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrentMpls Posted October 20, 2012 Members Share Posted October 20, 2012 Originally Posted by d4rk0 In 7 years of marriage, and the 5 years that we dated before that, I have cooked for my wife exactly 2 times. Go on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AxAxSxS Posted October 20, 2012 Members Share Posted October 20, 2012 It seems I cant quote. Hmmmm.. Echod, did ya try making it? So good. Loobs, that woman knows whats up. You're a lucky guy. For those who dont get the pics of food thing- When asked what is best in life, Conan said-To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. {censored}ING WRONG CONAN! Good food, Good women, good friends and some good scotch. Doesn't really get much better than that. here's tonights dinner. If you know what this is, You have tasted cajun heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frenchji Posted October 20, 2012 Members Share Posted October 20, 2012 Originally Posted by TomVanDeven A site where people try to do nice things and get paragraphs of ridicule instead? No thanks. Yea.. that's what I thought. Although most that food looked very disgusting... I got the impression that they were all new to the cooking game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobs Posted October 20, 2012 Members Share Posted October 20, 2012 Originally Posted by decode6 With or without the foie gras? Nope. Too rich with that...and I like FG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted October 20, 2012 Members Share Posted October 20, 2012 Good choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Loobs Posted October 20, 2012 Members Share Posted October 20, 2012 yeah, I thought so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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