Members danbronson Posted March 19, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 19, 2007 Tubes all have souls though, right? It's just valves that are one way or the other... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted March 19, 2007 Members Share Posted March 19, 2007 Allah Valves are also pretty TENSE till they die a worthy death, & THEN they get like 70 hot young virgins! So your amp sounds way better after your valves die... Allah Valves - instead of hot chicks in the audience throwing their bras on stage, these valves make them keep their clothes on and cover their faces. I guess that's why they aren't very popular over here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members noseminer Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Allah Valves are also pretty TENSE till they die a worthy death, & THEN they get like 70 hot young virgins! So your amp sounds way better after your valves die... when allah valves die they take the whole amp with it, sometimes your speakers too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JamesPeters Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 when allah valves die they take the whole amp with it, sometimes your speakers too! But dude, 72 virgins! While we're on the subject: http://www.factsofisrael.com/blog/archives/000079.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members charliedango Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Valves that commit blasphemy are clearly the best choice for death metal. The Bugera isn't a good amp for metal.Check the name...333It's only half-evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cookie Monster Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 The Bugera isn't a good amp for metal. Check the name...333 It's only half-evil. lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 Allah Valves - instead of hot chicks in the audience throwing their bras on stage, these valves make them keep their clothes on and cover their faces. I guess that's why they aren't very popular over here.... But if you die before you're 30 of a drug overdose, they're all waiting for you at the end of the tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members danbronson Posted March 20, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 But dude, 72 virgins!While we're on the subject:http://www.factsofisrael.com/blog/archives/000079.html 5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nerine Posted March 20, 2007 Members Share Posted March 20, 2007 blatently, no contest is it really.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Curtis.Fagan Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 I am bumping this because I nearly {censored} my ass laughing at work! -Curtis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeathMonkey Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 I think the idea is to feed the Souls of Valves TO the Chimera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FastRedPonyCar Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 D00d, I ain't got the soul of valves though!!!! I have actual valves, but alas they have no soul. I'll tell you who took your valves' souls... It was that damn Sasquatch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members imgooley Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 Soulless valves have teh haunting midz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tws! Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 Peters in my opinion. James is awesome to deal with and his amps sound fantastic. Plus the price is good! Why go with a mass produced new production amp when you could go with one hand made just for you? Just my opinion...... just... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cap'n Ahole Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 I am bumping this because I nearly {censored} my ass laughing at work!-Curtispix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted September 23, 2008 Members Share Posted September 23, 2008 teh bugera has teh valves with soul but teh peters has teh Northern Mojo...each resistor is dipped in homemade maple syrup and teh input jacks can be pulled out and used as fishing knifes. can somebody please post that photo of James as a pirate..that {censored} was the funniest thing i have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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