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I like the sense of urgency and mission in this one. "Our music is going to change the world. We MUST get our CDs pressed, so that the revolution can begin!".


Reminds me of the recording studio scene from Boogie Nights.



 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9J49AdgwSg

 




The Brains MPC 2000XL - $500 (north / central)


Date: 2011-05-04, 3:47AM CDT


Reply to:xxxxxxx


My need for beat making has ceased. I am now going to sell my mpc2000xl with expanded memory for my investment in the future of the SubKulture Patriots.


SKP 's the {censored} and i need some help so we can get our cds pressed and replicated. This mpc is like a pet to me and i have learned a lot from her, but there comes a time in every producers life when it is time to part ways. I must now focus my skills on making sure the revolution survives and thrives for the future generations of beat making emcees.


There are infinite possibilities as to what you can do with this extraordinary machine and i will gladly give you a tutorial if you are new to the game. hit me up if your interested, and peep the site:


reverbnation.com/subkulturepatriots


Peace & one love!

-Brain 512-xxx-xxxx

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The new sales tactic on Craigslist: refuse to state up front what you're actually selling. It creates wonder. confused.gifconfused.gif



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Music Production Hardware (Mostly for Beat Makers) - $300 (ATX)

Date: 2011-06-30, 10:56AM CDT

Reply to: sale-zmvp8-2470651775@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Retail: $699.00

Street: $499.00

Condition: Like New/Mint.


Top line of equipment. Ideal for beat makers!


Hit me up for details.

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Not sure if the price is ridiculous but this instrument sure is. And I'm not spending $150 to have something this ugly in my house, sorry! ...Kalimba shaped like a woman's torso, so loveingly modeled in clay - look at the nipples and buttcrack:


Sexy Kalimba - Ceramic Boobs - With Installed Microphone and Output - $150 (sunset / parkside)


Somebody plx buy thix!

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This dude has had this EBay listing going for going on a year now.

Everytime I see it I feel like smacking the {censored} out of him.


http://cgi.ebay.com/MINT-MATRIX-6-OB...item4aac892fbf


Oberheim Matrix 6

 

haha.... "SOUNDS? IT'S THE APEX OF **OBERHEIM**."


oookay, I'll take your word for it.


But look what else he is selling!


AKAI MPC 1000 EXPANDED EXTRAS! 128M JJ MINT! SAMPLER +

US $799.92 (slightly overpriced?)


MINT MAXD MOOG MEMORYMOOG 18VCO AFTERTOUCH ANALOG SYNTH

$12,995.11 (though honestly I don't know what these go for!)



AND


HISTORIC HUBBARD MATHISON DIANETICS SCIENTOLOGY EMETER

$3,994.65 (A bargain at twice the price!)

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From the department of keyword spamming, we have a lovely Godin electric guitar. There is probably nothing extraordinary here:


http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/msg/2475385016.html


....except for the lovely pile of OT keywords at the bottom...


 

 

 

 

 

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Quote Originally Posted by DJ RAZZ View Post
Do it.
I just sent him a question, lol

I've been trying hard to find a mint condition OB-Xa, do you know if the Matrix 6 has the same type of sounds? If so, then I would definitly consider getting the matrix 6.
Thanks :~)
~ to be continued...

Glad to help. The OB-Xa and the Matrix both use CEM chips for DCOs and filter, so the "sound" is the same. Also, both have split/layering. The Matrix-6 has a much more extensive modulation matrix however, which wraps rings around most synths. I hope this helps. By the way, price is firm for international orders, which we do often, because of increased paperwork, etc. I hope this helps! Let me know if you want this extraordinary analog synth with digital control - best of both worlds!
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Glad to help. The OB-Xa and the Matrix both use CEM chips for DCOs and filter, so the "sound" is the same. Also, both have split/layering. The Matrix-6 has a much more extensive modulation matrix however, which wraps rings around most synths. I hope this helps. By the way, price is firm for international orders, which we do often, because of increased paperwork, etc. I hope this helps! Let me know if you want this extraordinary analog synth with digital control - best of both worlds!

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Quote Originally Posted by liliththekitten View Post
MINT MAXD MOOG MEMORYMOOG 18VCO AFTERTOUCH ANALOG SYNTH
$12,995.11 (though honestly I don't know what these go for!)
Are these people for real? Obviously the guy must have success fleecing people with these high prices or else why would he do it?

13k for a memorymoog? That's awful!
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Quote Originally Posted by liliththekitten

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Not sure if the price is ridiculous but this instrument sure is. And I'm not spending $150 to have something this ugly in my house, sorry! ...Kalimba shaped like a woman's torso, so loveingly modeled in clay - look at the nipples and buttcrack:


Sexy Kalimba - Ceramic Boobs - With Installed Microphone and Output - $150 (sunset / parkside)



Somebody plx buy thix!

 

actually that looks pretty cool! the funny thing is how many pix they took of the instruments boobs!
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