Members pink freud Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 BTW, any rational person reading your OP would immediately assume you had been drinking, so I can only imagine how convincing you were to the officers. I'm not convinced he isn't drunk now. Seriously, his posts read like everything you shouldn't do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 I got a DUI once but I wasn't drunk... ...I was {censored}ing {censored} faced. I tried raping the officer's gun holster for like 30 minutes until animal control came and tranquilized me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members satannica Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 So, what time is sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 I got a DUI once but I wasn't drunk... ...I was {censored}ing {censored} faced. I tried raping the officer's gun holster for like 30 minutes until animal control came and tranquilized me. I remember my first circuit party, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Urban Ghandi Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 Yo Shiek!Yep! There he goes, the one and only, self-proclaimed "goodwill2u" spreading "good will", self-righteous sanctimony and a nice, thick slab of good ol' steamy hypocrisy on top of a yummy sammich of pompous, pretentious irony. That might be the funniest thing I've read in quite some time! In fact, I cannot stop laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 I got a DUI once but I wasn't drunk... ...I was {censored}ing {censored} faced. I tried raping the officer's gun holster for like 30 minutes until animal control came and tranquilized me. ROFL!!! The truly funny thing is that I can totally see that happening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 I got a DUI once but I wasn't drunk... ...I was {censored}ing {censored} faced. I tried raping the officer's gun holster for like 30 minutes until animal control came and tranquilized me. The funniest thing about this to me is this implies there was no gun in the holster, which means that you were most likely attempting to rape the officer at gun point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eudaimonia02912 Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 Yo Shiek!Yep! There he goes, the one and only, self-proclaimed "goodwill2u" spreading "good will", self-righteous sanctimony and a nice, thick slab of good ol' steamy hypocrisy on top of a yummy sammich of pompous, pretentious irony.That might be the funniest thing I've read in quite some time! In fact, I cannot stop laughing! I have yet to see GoodWill2U spread good will. He's either talking about amps or {censored}ting on someone. OP:You drink, you drive, you lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members almightycrunch Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 How do you fail a sobriety test when you havent had a drink?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 How do you fail a sobriety test when you havent had a drink?????? dude he was sleepy, it was dark, and he was wearing steal toed boots... duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 How do you fail a sobriety test when you havent had a drink?????? You ever tried to text someone w/ steel-toed boots on??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 You ever tried to text someone w/ steel-toed boots on??? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 You ever tried to text someone w/ steel-toed boots on??? Steel-toe boots while walking, the ticket they just don't talk about in Driver's Ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members almightycrunch Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 LOL, I posted this after reading to the middle of the second page only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 Steel-toe boots while walking, the ticket they just don't talk about in Driver's Ed. You didn't see Blood On The Sidewalk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 You didn't see Blood On The Sidewalk? No, I don't listen to hip-hop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kap'n Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 Because those tests are not 100% reliable and I wanted nothing at all that could possibly jeopardize my job.Science is the only thing that could have saved your ass.Sorry. But refiusing the breathalyzer is idiocy. I was pulled over and failed a field sobriety, not because I was drunk, but because I'm a fat, out-of-shape middle aged guy. I told the guy "if you think I'm drunk, why don't you just bring me in to ____ [state Police Barracks]?" Not druck, didn't even have a drink, but belligerent because this guy was a certified asshole.He didn't because, he too, knew I wasn't drunk, and didn't want to look like a dip{censored} in front of the state cops. He was just bored and wanted a trained monkey to do callesthenics in the middle of the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mbarn3065 Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 dude he was sleepy, it was dark, and he was wearing steal toed boots... duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 The funniest thing about this to me is this implies there was no gun in the holster, which means that you were most likely attempting to rape the officer at gun point. Needless to say, I am no longer an anal virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 Needless to say, I am no longer an anal virgin. {censored}, I thought you were BORN without a butt-cherry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 {censored}, I thought you were BORN without a butt-cherry! I've still got the cherries. The Preparation H isn't doing {censored} for me. (No pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted July 12, 2010 Members Share Posted July 12, 2010 You ever tried to text someone w/ steel-toed boots on???LOL'ed at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted July 13, 2010 Members Share Posted July 13, 2010 Well, I just got into work an hour ago. Quite tired given I only had about 5 hours sleep, but I still managed to make the whole drive without looking like a drunkard. I also made it down three flights of stairs in steel-capped boots. I've been at work an hour, and no one has questioned my sobriety yet, despite my tiredness and boots. I still think Mike was wearing steel-capped whore boots. While drunk. Went out for a big tranny party did you, Mikey? :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators justcrash Posted July 13, 2010 Moderators Share Posted July 13, 2010 Well, I just got into work an hour ago. Quite tired given I only had about 5 hours sleep, but I still managed to make the whole drive without looking like a drunkard. I also made it down three flights of stairs in steel-capped boots. I've been at work an hour, and no one has questioned my sobriety yet, despite my tiredness and boots. I still think Mike was wearing steel-capped whore boots. While drunk. Went out for a big tranny party did you, Mikey? :poke: Hey hey hey.... *uncomfortable silence* Let's not judge, mmm-kay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TSgtMatt Posted July 13, 2010 Members Share Posted July 13, 2010 Typically the police just don't pull someone over or give a sobriety test at a check point for no reason. Either you were swerving or smelled alcohol at a checkpoint. Walking a straight line, reciting the alphabet and counting backwards from 100 is something that any 5th grader can accomplish. Driving tired has been proven to be as deadly as driving drunk, but as appearantly juiced as you were at the police I would imagine that there was enough adrenaline flowing in you to not be tired to fail a 2nd field test. Even if you failed the breathelizer a good lawyer can discredit the results usually by arguing the validity of the calibration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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