Members Say Ocean Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Dick Trickle/thread. Always been my favorite. "Honey, I forgot to pull out and my dick trickle got in you!" "Oh no, I could get pregnant from your dick trickle!" "I think we're on to something." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Always been my favorite. "Honey, I forgot to pull out and my dick trickle got in you!" "Oh no, I could get pregnant from your dick trickle!" "I think we're on to something." Don't you just KNOW that dude can fight like a mother{censored}er! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Say Ocean Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Don't you just KNOW that dude can fight like a mother{censored}er! I don't understand why you'd call yourself Dick in that situation. Just go with Richard! Or Rich, Richy, etc. What girl gets named Jessica but calls herself Vagina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spizzledude Posted June 11, 2011 Author Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Hubert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chippy Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Orangejello (pr: o RAHN juh low)Lemonjello (pr: luh MAHN juh low)My mom worked for DFCS a looooooooong time ago & those are REAL names some crack-whore named her twin sons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Orangejello (pr: o RAHN juh low) Lemonjello (pr: luh MAHN juh low) My mom worked for DFCS a looooooooong time ago & those are REAL names some crack-whore named her twin sons. Heard of the first before. Also agnes gertrude and placenta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ej Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 {censored}head. I actually knew a girl named this. It was pronounced sh-tay-ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rburgess Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Rufus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Latrine La-a (the dash don't be silent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalman X Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 I knew a kid in jr. high named Abraham Lincoln Also knew a kid named Gaylord...only kid I knew who got {censored}ed with more than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 when you grow up with the name gaylord you can get thru anything in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Orangejello (pr: o RAHN juh low) Lemonjello (pr: luh MAHN juh low) My mom worked for DFCS a looooooooong time ago & those are REAL names some crack-whore named her twin sons. FIB. This is an urban legend as old as history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Say Ocean Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 FIB. This is an urban legend as old as history. I know two people who legitimately know two kids named that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members munizfire Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Hitler Jeff Dahmer Chuck Manson Smegma breath in Spanish? Pen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members munizfire Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Shaniqua Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Say Ocean Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Bud. I knew two brothers in school named Buddie and Guy how did I forget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShaneV2 Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 La-a (the dash don't be silent) I was going to find that picture and post it again, but I'm lazy. Edit: {censored} it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shadow.dancer_ Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Once a guy applied for work at our company. His name was: Hairianus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members munizfire Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 I was going to find that picture and post it again, but I'm lazy. Edit: {censored} it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theAntihero Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Someone i know just named their kid Lucifer. She is a deeply stupid person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 There was also this pretty Indian gal who wanted to get her nails done, I couldn't understand what she was saying so I had her spell it out for me: Peniz (peh-neez). I'm sure she had a rough time with the name-calling at school... unless she really did love teh caulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 3shiftgtr Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Not lyin... Last name Fagg populates the phone book around here. Older woman (now deceased, who was really cool btw) who was my neighbor for a while....first name Imogene. Nickname Ima. Ima Fagg. Cain't make this stuff up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members teemuk Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Keepin' it real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members .homewrecker. Posted June 11, 2011 Members Share Posted June 11, 2011 Meconium. No joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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