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Do you wanna play sold out on fire jesus power metal hard rockin' blues with this band?

 

 

(sigh...there is no hope for my town:facepalm:)

 

http://medford.craigslist.org/muc/3068088991.html

 

 

 

 

 

Sin No More Ministries loves all people no matter if you are a christian or not. We hate sin because it's killing humanity


Sin No More is looking for a second lead rythm guitar player and lead vocalist and keyboardist. If we


can all sing it would be a plus must have professional gear no drugs or alcohol no


sex unless you are married to a woman because we care about your spiritual walk and your physical


health. Please understand I am not looking for perfect people just people who love


God with all there heart mind body and soul and want to be like the savior Jesus Christ which he was perfect.


Looking for musicians that live for Jesus not just playing and live for themselves


and the world. Jesus says not to be luke warm but to die to the world and yourself and live for him.


We play all styles of on fire Jesus power metal hard rocking blues which is our


favorite type of music with double lead guitar players. We have a sound proof studio


and full pa system we love to sing and write music we need to join together in our


quest to bring heavy Christian music to the valley. We need a hard rocking metal fest


in this valley like wood stock but for God!!!!!!!! speaking the word to everyone lets rock for the Rock.


p.s. only serious sold out on fire christians who have a calling from God to spread


the gospel warriors for Christ that there weapon is there instrument to come against


the devil and sin in this world. No groating or screaming just quality vocals in


harmony to spread the word of Jesus Christ. Let's die to our flesh and pick up our


cross daily. If you have the annointing and got your life together right with Jesus


growning up daily in Christ not just for fire insurance but doing everything to be a


mature on fire Christian lets rock. I'm not judging nobody just looking for people


who want to serve God with all there heart. Come against sin in there life loving


Jesus at a level where you want to please him. With every thing you do put the full


armor of God on seek God with all your heart just like Jesus did. He was about the


Fathers business so that people wont see or hear you because god is working through


you and you have become one with Jesus. When they see you they see the Father just


like Jesus. I have to be picky when it comes to a ministry because the devil will tear


us apart. We love you all our goal as a ministry is to do evertyhing Jesus did and


more just like he said in the bible to spread the gospel to everyone. Just as Jesus


said in his own words sin no more. Sincerely drummer and vocalist Earnest Forsythe


and lead guitarist and vocalist Robert Real and bass player and back-up vocalist shawn.

 

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Is it any more silly than singing about Satan via Black Metal or singing about dragons and medieval times via Dio?


To each their own.

Well, actually, no. It isn't more silly. But Dio doesn't make me cringe at the preachiness of his songs. It's just poetry and dark imagery, not really anything deep.

 

He also sang like an angel. With wings and armour and a righteous fury!!!!!:rawk:

 

Plus, even in that CL ad, there was something about "fire insurance". Even when they say they don't want to bring it up, they still bring it up.

 

As much as I loathe "fire and brimstone" preachers, at least they aren't sugar coating it by saying "we want to save you from hell" with oh-so-clever similies in their lyrics like many Christian bands do.

 

I don't really have a problem with these people - I avoid them. If pressed, I will be polite about it.

 

But not for very long, because it offends me.:mad:

 

I hope I did not offend you.

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Is it any more silly than singing about Satan via Black Metal or singing about dragons and medieval times via Dio?


To each their own.

 

 

very very few black metal bands take themselves seriously and actually believe in satan, it's merely an artform. (it seems) all christian bands actually believe in christ, therein lies the difference, imo.

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I think this is an oxymoron

 

Metal (the darker stuff) is not appropriate for Christianity

 

conversely metal doesn't need a any-called Christian band playing metal.

 

 

The stuff I wrote above is my opinion

 

Godbless

Bob

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In related news, I looked at the CL Ashland-Medford musicians community page...


What a
disaster area
. Carnage.


But I did like the page about "the troll must be a keyboard player".
:facepalm::lol:

 

Which is one reason why I hate my town. There are some good bands and talented musicians in this area, but only the r-tards in town seem to post there. But it does bring the lulz tho.

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