Members guitarbilly74 Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 This is how stupid this is: Restaurants with self-serve soda fountains will be restricted to giving out 16-ounce cups, but free refills will still be allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JR13 Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 so its healthier if you get up and get refills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 Fatties will just go to the store and end up buying MORE pop. If they really want it, they will find a way to get it. The real problem is those {censored}ing scooters. Those should be for old people ONLY!! Not for fatasses that are too lazy to walk for themselves. Like seriously, WTF is going on!??! People have gotten too lazy to walk for themselves anymore and instead buy some scooter to sit their fat asses on and motor around. It's madness!!! man, I had this great idea last Friday when I got drunk, check this {censored} out: The grocery stores should allow the fatties to use the scooters but program them so it turns away every time they try to go to the candy/soda aisle Then the {censored}ing thing could also be remote controlled and driven to the lettuce section Imagine how awesome would that be :lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny Z Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 Cop stops boy with 44 oz Cola. Cop: Okay kid your in posession of more than the personal limit for soda! You'll get 30 days in the hole for this. Kid: But Officer I'm sharing it with my friend in the Park. Cop: Sorry tell it to the Judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mbarn3065 Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 This thread is making me thirsty!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted September 13, 2012 Members Share Posted September 13, 2012 This is how stupid this is: They could just make it so the floor in front of the machine is a little treadmill dealie, and you have to run a certain distance before the machine will activate and let you have your refill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 man, I had this great idea last Friday when I got drunk, check this {censored} out: The grocery stores should allow the fatties to use the scooters but program them so it turns away every time they try to go to the candy/soda aisle Then the {censored}ing thing could also be remote controlled and driven to the lettuce section Imagine how awesome would that be :lol LOL!! I've had this idea for years that they are just simply turned away at the till if they try and buy crap. This big siren goes off with a dome light and some big security guard comes and rips it out of their hands and says "I don't think so sister!!!" and then shoves a bag of raw carrots and a bunch of bananas at them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 man, I had this great idea last Friday when I got drunk, check this {censored} out: The grocery stores should allow the fatties to use the scooters but program them so it turns away every time they try to go to the candy/soda aisle Then the {censored}ing thing could also be remote controlled and driven to the lettuce section Imagine how awesome would that be :lol LOL!! I've had this idea for years that they are just simply turned away at the till if they try and buy crap. This big siren goes off with a dome light and some big security guard comes and rips it out of their hands and says "I don't think so sister!!!" and then shoves a bag of raw carrots and a bunch of bananas at them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 This is stupid. Refills anyone? Like the think these bans are going to change anything!! A fat {censored}er is going to buy more bags of chips and more containers of ice cream and soda no matter how small they make them. When they changed the French Fry supersize crap, they just ask for 2 large fries which was about an extra half size more than a supersize fry container. Seems to work all this banning of foods and container sizes. I go to any FF place and I see a bunch of people just buying more quantities. Same as groceries. Containers are smaller, they just buy more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 Tax money. Do you really think they want everyone to quit smoking? Same with alcohol. Tax money. Why not limit how much alcohol you can buy monthly or drink when you are out? This could be part of it. If packaging of content becomes smaller and priced similar to when it was regular size before the change, the consumer will buy more. The more they buy, the more taxation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sillypeoples Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 So big tough guy New Yorkers allow being told what food they can consume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NITROHOLIC Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 if supersized drinks had guns none of this would happen! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 An idea I had some time ago put all the cakes 'n' confectionery 'n' {censored} in a separate section. So anyone can enter into the store, regardless of how spherical they are, but the doorway leading into the junk food section is only wide enough to accommodate a reasonably sized person. If nothing else, it'd be hilarious watching fatties try to squeeze through a tiny opening to get to their cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kissmyace Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 Michael Bloomberg thinks he's the goddamned messiah.Yes, I'm aware of the contradictory nature of that statement. But it's Michael Bloomberg. Both sentiments apply. Michael Bloomberg is a first class jack ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 One thing I don't like is the way the bags of chips have been getting larger and larger. I mean there is no way I can put down the bag until every last {censored}ing chip is in my fat gut. Something about wasting food I was taught when i was younger. Also before someone says well save them, good luck saving a small bag of chips. those {censored}ers always spill all over the place. Then you're left with a fat dude on all fours sucking chips off the floor, and no one wants to see that! Cheers, Lucius IT SAYS FAMILY SIZE IN HUGE LETTERS ON THE FRONT OF THE BAG YOU GLUTTONOUS SELFISH BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also, they make 2 smaller sizes.furthermore, there's more air in the bag the bigger it gets. there isn't really any more chips today than there were 20 years ago.in conclusion, SMOKE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knucklefux Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 yay for the nanny state!!! erbermer terk er berg gerlps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J-E-M Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nerol1st Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 By God you will make the right choice or Bloomduurrp will do it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kardula Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 One thing I don't like is the way the bags of chips have been getting larger and larger. I mean there is no way I can put down the bag until every last {censored}ing chip is in my fat gut. Something about wasting food I was taught when i was younger. Also before someone says well save them, good luck saving a small bag of chips. those {censored}ers always spill all over the place. Then you're left with a fat dude on all fours sucking chips off the floor, and no one wants to see that! Cheers, Lucius this....we would get spanked if we didn't eat all the food on our plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dughaze Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 Then they throw the 32 oz cup and their McDonalds bag on the side of the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dughaze Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 Wow...just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 LOL!! I've had this idea for years that they are just simply turned away at the till if they try and buy crap. This big siren goes off with a dome light and some big security guard comes and rips it out of their hands and says "I don't think so sister!!!" and then shoves a bag of raw carrots and a bunch of bananas at them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Joe Bleek Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 I'm gonna start bootlegging big gulps to NYC But NYC mayor Bloomberg is fine with cigarette taxes and Lotto / scratch off gambling. He has also decreed that the word "hypocrite" be stricken from all dictionaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 Tax the {censored} out of that {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Harvest Posted September 14, 2012 Members Share Posted September 14, 2012 Obamacare doesn't wanna pay for Coke slurping fatsos I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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