Members Ancient Mariner Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap. There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Quarter Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phil051300 Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 Somehow i have always known this, its nice for the science to back me up finally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frets99 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm so ready for Miller time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BobbaFret Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 Beer thirty allready? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 this is a public service announcement with guitar!!! know your rights --- these are your rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phil051300 Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 Im exactly 13 minutes away from hauling ass outta here, picking up the new guitar waiting for me, and beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ArKay Posted April 27, 2007 Members Share Posted April 27, 2007 Yuck... Thanks for ruining my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BootRoots Posted April 28, 2007 Members Share Posted April 28, 2007 what about that tequilla with the worm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ancient Mariner Posted April 28, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 28, 2007 The worm is safe - sterilised with ethanol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members snake eyes Posted April 28, 2007 Members Share Posted April 28, 2007 drinking sh.. huh? Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dewees Posted April 28, 2007 Members Share Posted April 28, 2007 You bastards! I had my last drink 15 years ago. Don't let this happen to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GAS Man Posted April 28, 2007 Members Share Posted April 28, 2007 I'll add to that with another little known (or at least understood) fact about the benefits of spirits. It is said that alcohol can kill brain cells, but like a wolf stalking a herd of deer, the alcohol only kills off the weakest of your brain cells. That's why when you have several drinks, you start to feel smarter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ged LST Posted April 28, 2007 Members Share Posted April 28, 2007 - Ged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walfordr Posted April 28, 2007 Members Share Posted April 28, 2007 ..It is said that alcohol can kill brain cells, but like a wolf stalking a herd of deer, the alcohol only kills off the weakest of your brain cells. That's why when you have several drinks, you start to feel smarter! .. It's not working. How does this wolf kill your brain cells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RUExp? Posted April 28, 2007 Members Share Posted April 28, 2007 I drink purified water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pirate71 Posted April 28, 2007 Members Share Posted April 28, 2007 :thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ancient Mariner Posted April 28, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 28, 2007 I drink putrified water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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