Members daklander Posted December 29, 2005 Members Share Posted December 29, 2005 Good Morning Guys and Gals. Yup, at it again this morning. Daily constitutional and spiffing up those turds, some of which are actual writings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Donovan Posted December 29, 2005 Members Share Posted December 29, 2005 Turds? If you're talking about poop, shouldn't this be in the Open Jam Forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Donovan Posted December 29, 2005 Members Share Posted December 29, 2005 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted December 29, 2005 Moderators Share Posted December 29, 2005 Polishing turds is a dirty business. First off, you need to honestly determine if the turd is worthy of further attention. If it is, after carefull inspection, here's the way I do it... Do yourself a favor and get a can of Johnson's Turd Compound. This is going to take the majority of the rough edges away, getting you closer, but not ALL the way to a polished turd. Next, splurge and buy my Lee's High Gloss Turd Sheen. You'll have to Google it. Warning... I don't give this stuff away, and it's not cheap, but if you really want a polished turd, and not some shiny wannna be, this is the way. Please follow the directions closely. I've got turds around my place that could blind you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jeff Leites Posted December 29, 2005 Members Share Posted December 29, 2005 I can't believe I'm lowering myself to this level, but if any of you ever felt that you don't know $**t, you can learn all you need to know here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daklander Posted December 29, 2005 Author Members Share Posted December 29, 2005 Originally posted by Jeff Leites I can't believe I'm lowering myself to this level, but if any of you ever felt that you don't know $**t, you can learn all you need to know here Learn about Jack {censored}t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Counterpoint Posted December 29, 2005 Members Share Posted December 29, 2005 Don't waste time polishing turds. You can't make filet mignon out of meatloaf. In other words, no matter how many effects you put on Britney's voice, she isn't going to sound like Whitney Houston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted December 29, 2005 Moderators Share Posted December 29, 2005 Originally posted by Counterpoint Don't waste time polishing turds. You can't make filet mignon out of meatloaf.In other words, no matter how many effects you put on Britney's voice, she isn't going to sound like Whitney Houston. That's just not true any more. With products like "Lee's High Gloss Turd Sheen", and to a lesser degree, some of the competitor's products, today more then ever, turds can be polished. You doo, however, have to pick and choose your turds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members polyt Posted December 29, 2005 Members Share Posted December 29, 2005 Hold up now. All you have to do is dip it in chrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daklander Posted December 30, 2005 Author Members Share Posted December 30, 2005 Originally posted by Counterpoint Don't waste time polishing turds. You can't make filet mignon out of meatloaf. Not true. An un-polished turd. A turd after using Lee's High Gloss Turd Sheen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nursers Posted December 30, 2005 Members Share Posted December 30, 2005 Originally posted by daklander Not true. An un-polished turd. A turd after using Lee's High Gloss Turd Sheen. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bbach Posted December 30, 2005 Members Share Posted December 30, 2005 We are really getting hard up for new topics aren't we. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted December 30, 2005 Members Share Posted December 30, 2005 Nice Bretzel you bake ! And the platinum "Towel Award 2005" goes to.... DAKLANDER HAPPY RASPING !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members daklander Posted December 30, 2005 Author Members Share Posted December 30, 2005 Originally posted by Angelo Clematide Nice Bretzel you bake ! And the platinum "Towel Award 2005" goes to.... DAKLANDER HAPPY RASPING !!! OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KB Gunn Posted December 31, 2005 Members Share Posted December 31, 2005 Everybody here should know that you can't polish a turd. However, you can compress the sh*t out of it:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedster Posted December 31, 2005 Members Share Posted December 31, 2005 Turd polishing can be a tourist industry, as in Alaska... Moose turds are small, a little bigger than a black olive. They crap huge piles of them. A long time ago, some enterprising chap thought it would be cool to shellac them (turd polishing) and sell them as novelty gifts. The town of Talkeetna has an annual Moose Dropping Festival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members offramp Posted December 31, 2005 Members Share Posted December 31, 2005 And in Moose Pass, Alaska, there's a fellow trying to open a gas station. You know the punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fulcrum Posted December 31, 2005 Members Share Posted December 31, 2005 Then there's the mightily expensive coffee beans that got that way after being passed through a palm civet. My God, did I really just post in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted December 31, 2005 Moderators Share Posted December 31, 2005 Originally posted by fulcrum Then there's the mightily expensive coffee beans that got that way after being passed through a palm civet.My God, did I really just post in this thread? That'll wake you up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedster Posted December 31, 2005 Members Share Posted December 31, 2005 Originally posted by fulcrum Then there's the mightily expensive coffee beans that got that way after being passed through a palm civet. My God, did I really just post in this thread? I love coffee, but not that much. I'll just stick with my dark roast, thank you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KB Gunn Posted December 31, 2005 Members Share Posted December 31, 2005 Percolating a turd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AJ6stringsting Posted January 2, 2006 Members Share Posted January 2, 2006 Originally posted by nursers :D So this is how the record industry kept Punk/ Rap/ Alternative looking good on MTV........no wonder Country music is #1............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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