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Originally posted by gearmike

Hey, from the South-County (Southern Orange County) perspective, LA is
North
of the 605...

 

And... ya know... as someone who grew up behind "The Orange Curtain" (sounds quaint, now, huh?) I have to say that that skewed perspective explains SO much about South County...

 

BTW, did you know that San Diego calls the area just below South County "North County"?

 

Talk about yer weird perspective, huh?

 

 

:D;):D

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Originally posted by blue2blue

BTW, did you know that San Diego calls the area just below South County "North County"?

 

It is indeed odd. I went to San Diego State for a short while, and while driving back to LA would snicker at passing from North County into South County heading north on the 5.

 

:confused:

 

- Jeff

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OK, you "coasters" are hogging this thread, time for some central humor.

 

The capitol of South Dakota is Pierre. It's pronounced "peer"

In Ohio they pronounce it "Pee-Air"

In NY they pronounce it "Bismarck"

 

I also can't figure out (having lived in Albuquerque) why all the Spanish names that end in "-illo" are pronounced "-iyo", except for a lil town in Texas called "AmariLLo". :confused:

 

Ever been to Sinai, Iowa? It's pronounced "Sigh-knee-eye". (and yes, I realize I'm the only person in the Free World who's been to Sinai).

 

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled liberal coasty stuff. :wave:

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Most folks don't realize it, but I actually founded San Francisco, California

 

Frisco, Cali was my original name for it (it fell out of fashion as being antiquated, which is what the noobs now despise it) -- however

 

While it is spelled Frisco, Cali it's pronounced "Sha - Day"

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Originally posted by Mr. Botch:

I also can't figure out (having lived in Albuquerque) why all the Spanish names that end in "-illo" are pronounced "-iyo",
except
for a lil town in Texas called "AmariLLo".
:confused:

 

My family moved to Houston for a semester back in 1977. (I stayed behind in Arizona, because I was a student at ASU.)

 

When they asked the locals why Texans anglicized the Spanish names of the towns there, they were told, "We won the war; we can call it what we want!"

 

It sounds like your Albuquerque neighbors were more concerned with pronouncing Spanish names properly.

 

Best,

 

Geoff

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Speaking of such things, I always get a chuckle from talking to New Yorkers from NYC. "Upstate" is anything in NYS above the city and in many of their minds its all one small town.

 

For example:

"Where you from?"

 

"Albany."

 

"Ahh, Upstate. I have a friend in Buffalo named Joe Smith. Do you know him?"

 

(Buffalo is almost 300 hundred miles away from Albany)

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Originally posted by Hard Truth

Speaking of such things, I always get a chuckle from talking to New Yorkers from NYC.

 

 

I guess it's cliche' now (but as they say...it's cliche' b/c...) but that old "manhattener's map of the world" cartoon is so friggin clever it makes me sick

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Originally posted by MorePaul



I guess it's cliche' now (but as they say...it's cliche' b/c...) but that old "manhattener's map of the world" cartoon is so friggin clever it makes me sick

 

 

Which reminds me of this joke:

 

One day while traveling I was walking down the street and saw someone causing a commotion, he was obviously very irate and flailing his hands all over the place. I went closer to hear what was going on.

 

It was a man in a thick New York accent yelling, "WHY CAN'T I FIND A DECENT PASTWAMI SANDWICH OUT HEAH?!?"

 

It was at that moment I rushed over to him and said, "Hey, hey, calm down.... You're in Beijing."

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Originally posted by Jeff da Weasel



You don't qualify anymore. You've had all of the LA-ness taken out of you, and you never liked it here in the first place.


I hereby sentence you to refer to your former hometown by its full name from now on: El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Poriuncula.
:)

- Jeff

 

Senora Porncula? I think I saw a movie about Count Porncula once. Had a lot of senoritas in it.

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Originally posted by Tedster

Senora Porncula? I think I saw a movie about Count Porncula once. Had a lot of senoritas in it.

 

The full name of our fair city translates as "Town of Our Lady the Queen of Angels of the Porcincula River".

 

Porcincula means "little portion". I'm not sure what kind of little portions they were getting out of what's now known as the LA River, but today it's not a body of water in which you'd do much fishing.

 

lariver.jpg

 

- Jeff

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Originally posted by Jeff da Weasel

- In that same vein, never call San Francisco "Frisco" unless you're doing it with deadpan irony. Don't even call it "San Fran". If you really want to be cool, call it "The City", or just bite the bullet and call it San Francisco. Trust me on this.

- Jeff

Just an fyi you guys - I left a trail of bread crumbs across America so I can find my way back someday...don't touch 'em - I'll clean 'em up on the way back...don't worry. :wave:

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Originally posted by blue2blue

BTW, apropos of proper names... here in Poundtown (so named for the "LB" or perhaps its reputation as a city where the scourge of evil weed was not entirely unknown) we have a street named
Junipero
. You know, as in
Jun

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Originally posted by HCarlH

Joo-nih-pair-o Ser-ra


Accent on first sylable of both.

 

 

I know people who pronounce it like that. Sounds like a Zappa song.

 

She had that Joo-ni-pair-oh Ser-ro,

Flamin out along her head,

I mean her mendocino bean-o

By where some bugs had made it red

 

- Jeff

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Originally posted by Jeff da Weasel



I know people who pronounce it like that. Sounds like a Zappa song.


She had that Joo-ni-pair-oh Ser-ro,

Flamin out along her head,

I mean her mendocino bean-o

By where some bugs had made it red


- Jeff

 

 

Didn't Starship write a song about the founder of the California Missions?

 

 

Serra

Serra

Storms are brew-in' in your eyes...

 

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