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  • The Zoot SG Is the Only Guitar Introduced this Year that Will Get Someone Laid

    Title says it all.

    Someone playing in a club somewhere will get laid because he's playing a Zoot SG.

    Chicks see you playing a classy iced tea burst Classic? They'll yawn and say, "that's just a guitar."

    Chicks see you playing a classy custom shop Strat with a nice burst or something? They'll yawn and say, "that's just a guitar."

    But chicks see you playing a Zoot SG?

    Their eyes will light up and say, "Wow, that's a really cool guitar!"

    And then you'll engage in conversation and the odds are that one of you lucky souls will get laid as a result.

    Only guitar introduced this year that has a prayer of making that claim. In short, it's a CONVERSATION STARTER.

    So, screw the haters. Zoot SG has it going on.

    Discuss.
    basement traders

  • #2
    I think playing a guitar has more chances of getting you laid than how it looks.



    P.S.: The Zoot SG is lame as hell.

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    • #3
      Guitar players have been getting laid for YEARS without this lame-ass guitar.
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      Originally Posted by J-E-M


      Use a wah pedal so you can fully express the cry-baby inside



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      • #4
        1. I don't think I want to have sex with the girl who gets hot for that guitar.
        2. It's still ugly.

        EG
        We're not in Kansas anymore.

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        • #5
          1. It's fugly.
          2. It's almost as lame as the Zakk Coffin
          3. It's an answer in search of a question.
          4. It's fugly.
          ................The REAL Brah


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          • #6
            I think it's a great guitar. I dig it. The fact that everyone hates is also awesome.
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            Originally Posted by NITROHOLIC


            loud enough is like dividing by zero, you can imagine it, but cant achieve it.

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            • #7

              Official Zoot SG Groupie
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              • #8
                All y'all don't know the women folk that well, now do you?

                You're not thinking like a chick. You're thinking like a dood who knows about guitars. Let that go, dammit!

                You've got to BECOME a chick to be able to know that I am absolutely correct. Let go of being a dood and put yerself in this head:



                And finally you will know that Gibson has truly crafted GENIUS with the Zoot SG.
                basement traders

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                • #9
                  Look at the way he handles that colorful guitar! *twirls hair with finger* OMG he just looked at me. At ME!!

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                  • #10
                    All y'all don't know the women folk that well, now do you?

                    You're not thinking like a chick. You're thinking like a dood who knows about guitars. Let that go, dammit!

                    You've got to BECOME a chick to be able to know that I am absolutely correct. Let go of being a dood and put yerself in this head:



                    And finally you will know that Gibson has truly crafted GENIUS with the Zoot SG.


                    You took some sort of non prescribed medication today didn't you
                    Good deals with:
                    FineYoungFool,adark_one,Gibson2687(x3)tubedrt,tomh 777,Koflan,hvymtl939,shy,dcindc,vangkm, Mr.Pocket,baja85,jjpistols,pinchegordo,Norton666,
                    ny300percent.com,paulderlunas,Carbohydrates,GarysB lues,XMahkaihX,JeepDriver,Rokket2005,walleyealx,
                    AlleyTrash,BigPimpin'T,frankthomson,Bengal,tobildt eleez,lkdog,slappymcfinkles,Mbomn8r,teleblaster, taylorman22,vidiot72,abrasive,heartben,fretnwail,
                    downer01,bobonblonde, KingEdB,andrewemmel,solarpimp,tdepaul1313,kjrocks, suntired, RG 76

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                    • #11
                      All y'all don't know the women folk that well, now do you?

                      You're not thinking like a chick. You're thinking like a dood who knows about guitars. Let that go, dammit!

                      You've got to BECOME a chick to be able to know that I am absolutely correct. Let go of being a dood and put yerself in this head:



                      And finally you will know that Gibson has truly crafted GENIUS with the Zoot SG.


                      Uhm......I don't think she's holding that lollypop like that for herself.
                      be honest......it's because I'm a monkey isn't it?

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                      • #12
                        well, the rainbow one may get you laid....but probably only in a club like the Blue Oyster.


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                        • #13
                          All y'all don't know the women folk that well, now do you?

                          You're not thinking like a chick. You're thinking like a dood who knows about guitars. Let that go, dammit!

                          You've got to BECOME a chick to be able to know that I am absolutely correct. Let go of being a dood and put yerself in this head:



                          And finally you will know that Gibson has truly crafted GENIUS with the Zoot SG.


                          While I see the attempt you're making at psychology, I believe my previous post still holds true, 'Guitarists have been getting laid for YEARS without the help of that lame-ass guitar'
                          Proud member: BC Rich Brigade
                          Equiperate EMGers Club

                          Gear Used:
                          BC Rich Beast (EMG 81/85 PA-2)
                          Thunderstorm
                          Peavey 6505
                          Randall 4x12
                          Peavey XR700
                          EH Little Big Muff
                          Dunlop Gcb-95
                          BBE Sonic Stomp
                          ISP Decimator






                          Hellion=Dr. METAL.

                          EG









                          Originally Posted by J-E-M


                          Use a wah pedal so you can fully express the cry-baby inside



                          Good Deal with: Twisty571

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                          • #14
                            It reminds me of those lame blacklight posters from Spencer's Gifts, the ones with mushrooms on them.




                            God, that guitar is ugly as hell.

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                            • #15
                              I think the guitar looks like ****************, but the OP is 100% correct with his assessment of the average female's perspective on guitars...

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